Author Topic: David Simpson Megathread: Zoo-Pedo-Shaving Madness (Read 17617 times)

a pigeon · « **Reply #20 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:11:56 pm »

Quote from: rodox_video on April 21, 2009, 03:25:43 pm

Simpson is a fool

http://www.rainedog.com/d/20090410.html
http://www.rainedog.com/d/20090414.html

I recall that on lulz.net, someone posted in a thread a photograph they had of some original Ozy and Millie comic strip artwork. They remarked on how every time they now looked at the strip they were reminded now of his shaving fetish and people did say that DC Simpson had tarnished his/her "legacy" thereby.

on a side note, David Hopkins got in on the shaving skunk girl act:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2198674
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2198672
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2198669

may be nsfw, though not marked adult

I didn't actually notice he had an FA account.

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #21 on:** April 21, 2009, 06:26:07 pm »

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LordNagetiere · « **Reply #22 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:09:38 pm »

Ugh, I bet he's one of those people who likes Lisa Simpson more now that she's a flat-character mouthpiece than when she was a complexity of adult reasoning and childish notions. I liked Lisa better when she cried more than complained.

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #23 on:** April 21, 2009, 11:03:40 pm »

Well, considering he honestly believes the character is actually based on his life, and he himself is nothing more than a flat-character mouthpiece regurgitating the talking points of his favorite liberal talk show host...yeah, probably.

LordNagetiere · « **Reply #24 on:** April 21, 2009, 11:08:45 pm »

I just thought abut it, and that episode where she has gum in her hair and has to get it shaved out... yeah, that's one of his unlabeled, hidden in the corner tapes.

rodox_video · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:41:50 pm »

Holy fucking shit.

This definitely has to be based on actual events in Simpson's life.

a pigeon · « **Reply #26 on:** May 03, 2009, 04:35:40 am »

Those people of his very own forum:

http://www.definecynical.net/viewtopic.php?t=7470&start=0

Have not received that one so well.

Captain Cowgirl · « **Reply #27 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:53:32 pm »

Oh my god

LordNagetiere · « **Reply #28 on:** May 04, 2009, 04:27:48 pm »

You'll see this in the link, but I wanted to post it here to for great justice.

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #29 on:** May 04, 2009, 07:21:28 pm »

Pages 267 through 273, give or take, of the PHIZ Webcomics thread (SA account required) are an absolute goldmine.

I can't possibly imagine where this is going from here. Officially a trainwreck now though.

LordNagetiere · « **Reply #30 on:** May 04, 2009, 08:37:48 pm »

props to some fag named Rossfox.

rodox_video · « **Reply #31 on:** May 04, 2009, 09:02:17 pm »

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #32 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:01:34 am »

As an aside, it's hilarious how insistent he is about putting his full name on everything HAY LOOKIT ME IMMA GIRL REALLY OH GOD SOMEONE JUSTIFY MY EXISTENCE.

As mentioned on IRC, the prevailing rumor is that he went to see at least one shrink and was denied 'real' tranny status. I'm reminded of someone else with the same sort of affliction...remember the bad guy from Silence of the Lambs? Ladies, steer clear of Simpson, lest your skin wind up as part of a 'woman suit'.

LordNagetiere · « **Reply #33 on:** May 05, 2009, 12:33:39 pm »

I think there is a mathematical formula when it comes to furry mtf trannies, especially cheaper jobs of them, that goes something like...

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UgM*SRS<=UgF
Basically, the ugliness (or lack thereof) of a furry dude, when applied to SRS, is less than or equal to the ugliness he will have as a chick. If lucky, he won't get any uglier, but nothing involving scapels, hormones and asshair plucking can make a fugly guy any less fugly when a chick. Even if they are different values, there is only a sliding scale to go down with there.

In that respect, David wasn't too bad looking of a guy, but damned if he isn't a fair share uglier as a chick.

Captain Cowgirl · « **Reply #34 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:24:57 pm »

What do you do when you catch the family dog puttin' the moves on your son?
Why, you spay her, of course!
http://www.rainedog.com/d/20090505.html

Fantastigasm · « **Reply #35 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:00:04 pm »

Quote from: Captain Cowgirl on May 06, 2009, 04:24:57 pm

What do you do when you catch the family dog puttin' the moves on your son?
Why, you spay her, of course!
http://www.rainedog.com/d/20090505.html

Is...is Simpson trolling the trolls?

MetropolitanDonut · « **Reply #36 on:** May 09, 2009, 03:26:18 am »

Is there a reason he has merchandising for an internet comic that's not even 20 pages long?

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #37 on:** May 09, 2009, 08:44:41 am »

Quote from: MetropolitanDonut on May 09, 2009, 03:26:18 am

Is there a reason he has merchandising for an internet comic that's not even 20 pages long?

Because he doesn't have a real job. Functioning in society is just too scary for him to function in, so he makes his roommates (his slavishly loyal boyfriend and that poor bastard who draws Newshounds) go out and earn money to support him while he stays at home all day and draws all this crap. Merchandising makes him feel like ~~a real boy~~ an actual successful cartoonist, and while he made some decent bucks with O&M, I can't imagine anyone but his most feverish sycophants are buying anything for the new comic.

a pigeon · « **Reply #38 on:** May 10, 2009, 04:16:32 am »

From lulz.net; DC Simpson has now dropped his/her endorsed fan forum, because: "the atmosphere there had gotten, as will happen on internet forums sometimes, extremely toxic, and I can no longer endorse the place."

Reaction:

http://www.definecynical.net/viewtopic.php?t=7481

Quote from: Comrade K

Honestly, I think DCS is just butthurt that people don't like RD, and that they call h(im/er) on h(is/er) various stupid opinions/actions etc.

Also, this one is called "Coffee and Estrogen", self insert etc etc:

http://www.rainedog.com/d/20090508.html

According to the Ozy & Millie site, he/she is going to start up Ozy and Millie again with some "comic book style stories". Perhaps DC will play it safe and just make them smug and bland.

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:00:19 am »

Bahahahahaha. Brilliant. I guess I was right; nobody's buying any raine dog crap, so he needs to drum up some extra cash for black-market hormones.

Of course, it doesn't help that he's gone fucking loco, or that the cat's out of the bag re: shaving fetish (and using O&M to satisfy that fetish). He may get back a few fans by starting O&M back up, but I highly doubt any 'comic-book style stories' will materialize. Just more of the same old bland slop - precocious youngsters acting as mary-sues spouting the author's political diatribes.

Also, didn't the two parents in the comic get married before it ended? Woo, step-sibling incest tension ahoy!