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David Simpson Megathread: Zoo-Pedo-Shaving Madness
« on: May 20, 2008, 02:52:13 pm »
Perennial lolcow David "DC" Simpson has become a bit of a favorite amongst the Vivisector crew, starting with a thread on CYD back in 2006 in which it was revealed that his murrsona being female just wasn't enough, and he wanted to be one, too.  Agents close to Simpson at the time reported information from and misinformation to David, and everyone had a fantastic laugh.  Except him, of course, and his overzealous cooing-mother of a boyfriend.  (I'm sure someone can link to the thread, I'm too lazy to go look it up).  Included the phrase "Soul rape" being used unironically, and comparisons between being mocked and being groped on a subway.

Since then, the eyes of the drama-seekers have been focused on young Davey as he continues to spiral ever downward into his own little world of failure and mental instability, bringing us such amusing topics as Simpson's own admission of his furry shaving fetish, and rumors of an EWS/TDK-like relation between Simpson and an 'unknown artist' drawing porn of his characters.  Also his personal edits to Wikipedia claiming that he is a "Notable Alumnus" from Evergreen State Uni, which is laughable on so many levels.

He's made the scene once again in superb ridiculous fashion with this amazingly hilarious attempted rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.  (You may need to copy/paste that URL in case they block referrers from Viv.)  Quoth David himself, "I have recorded a cover of the American national anthem, and stuck a short rant in the middle of it about what I think American greatness would mean."

Kindrift's description is a bit more accurate: "...he just breaks down in the middle of the song and starts rambling off things that give registered democrats hard ons like state healthcare."

Listen at your own risk, may spontaneously cause cancer.

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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 06:01:21 pm »
I've always sort of pictured him as the kind of guy who claims to want just a token closer to center in a madly partisan world, but will just never get enough. Bush is hurtling out of his last term, the Democratic congress is finally getting the balls to block his shit, and has even recently called a "matter of national security" bluff with the wire-tapping interum bill... and yet still, whining. What's next, Obama wins, America swings back as liberal as the days of Carter and what? Simpson will still be harping on how the world is so rightist and nothing is being done.

He's a lot closer to asshole Republican pundits than he'd ever want to admit to being, and he doesn't even use metaphors which are half as relevant.
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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 06:59:10 pm »
I'm a big leftie myself and fully support all the things he just shoved in there, but that was about an effective communication of liberal ideals as spelling America with three Ks.

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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 10:06:40 pm »
I'm a big leftie myself and fully support all the things he just shoved in there, but that was about an effective communication of liberal ideals as spelling America with three Ks.

I don't necessarily disagree with him but as you said, this is a pathetic and piss-poor way to try to get one's point across.  In doing so he makes every other liberal look like a tremendous jackass like himself.

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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 12:59:47 pm »
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I have recorded a cover of the American national anthem, and stuck a short rant in the middle of it about what *I* think American greatness would mean.

http://www.gull.us/~ozy/garageband/The%20Star%20Spangled%20Banner.mp3 I still haven't dared to listen to this.

Meanwhile in true 14 year old fashion

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May 19, 2008: I win!

I've won the 2008 Ursa Major Award for best anthropomorphic comic strip. It's my second straight win in that category, and having been in attendance at Morphicon, where the awards were announced, I got to accept in person. (In my acceptance speech, I thanked Satan.)
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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 01:40:14 pm »
I really hate the overuse of the word 'fail' as a noun, especially in phrases such as "epic fail" or "full of fail."  But there are no other words that can aptly describe this man.  Few people deserve to be trolled into oblivion, and Simpson is right at the top of that list.

(Also this story makes the thread title more appropriate)

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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2008, 12:24:11 am »
He thanked Satan in his acceptance speech?
What a rebel.
I wonder how many shirts he owns with the Anarchy symbol on them.
Anyways, looks like our buddy has done the furriest thing to do...he changed his 'fursona' to, get this...a prepubescent blue french skunk girl: http://rainedog.deviantart.com/art/More-Claire-sketches-90555055
Hmm...
http://rainedog.deviantart.com/art/Presenting-Fifi-82168028
Welp.
Also, this: http://rainedog.deviantart.com/art/Little-Dana-Claire-90207854
I just...don't...know anymore.

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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2008, 06:47:57 pm »
I really hate the overuse of the word 'fail' as a noun, especially in phrases such as "epic fail" or "full of fail."

Doesn't 'full of fail' use it more as an adjective? I wouldn't use a noun in that phrase apart from 'bullshit' that could make sense.

Also, the Lisa Simpson skunk is creepy when you consider that didn't he stalk Matt Groening to tell him what a kindred spirit he was with Lisa? Although the Fifi thing is also bizarre. Don't we have enough wannabe-politico douchebags who get a stiffy for her already?

 
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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 11:27:15 pm »
A loving tribute done in Flash

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1532540/

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Indisputable proof that you fucking failed it
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2008, 04:28:34 pm »


4/10, try again.
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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 09:54:57 pm »
Resurrecting this thread because this is really fucking creepy.

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Re: Failure in Success: The David Simpson Thread
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 11:49:36 pm »
petitioning to change the name of this thread to "david simpson and the angry inch"
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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2009, 12:02:07 am »
petitioning to change the name of this thread to "david simpson and the angry inch"

Done and fucking done

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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2009, 01:01:02 pm »
Since it doesn't seem to be mentioned here, this is his Furaffinity account:

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainedog

Note the Lisa Simpson pictures:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1933568/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2007017/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2007747/

This is his "in character" account:

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/clairelamouf/

for "Claire Esmé la Mouf" who is that shaved skunk captain cowgirl mentions. They are 13 years old. :<
Note the picture of them shaving naked in the bath (it's not marked mature/adult, but may not be safe for work due to nude skunk shaving) :<

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2160185

(I've saved the pictures, so if they're deleted for some reason, I can up them for link).

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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 09:48:48 am »
That little shaved skunk character is kinda cute. :o
It's original at the very least.
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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 11:28:57 am »
That little shaved skunk character is kinda cute. :o
It's original at the very least.

Get out.

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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2009, 10:16:46 pm »
The thing about Simpson these days is that he's a lot less of a douchebag now that he's no longer the most sexually repressed furry on the goddamn planet.
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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2009, 11:40:21 pm »
I disagree.  I think he's risen to SSJ Douchebag Level 3.  His presence is a blight on society.  He is gainfully unemployed and feels this is somehow due to him via his gigantic sense of self-importance and entitlement.  He's less of a tranny and more of a 'female impersonator'.  His obsession with Matt Groening and Lisa Simpson has reached new heights of creepiness and copyright infringement.  His art has failed to improve over the span of 10 years, putting him on par with such wonders as Ted Rall, RH Jr, Groat, and CWC, and whatever possible storytelling capacity his brain may have at one time possessed has long since been replaced by his shaving fetish and various manic obsessions.   His aggravating smugness about skipping the whole psychoanalysis and transitioning thing, and going straight for black-market hormones (possibly surgery? unconfirmed) paid for by his loving sycophants is a piss-soaked slap in the face of every transgendered person who has actually gone about things the hard way and had to continue functioning in society at the same time. 

He is a worthless, introverted, useless demotard protected from all the ills of society by his massive reality distortion cloud, living on welfare provided not by the state but by the flock of gibbering fanboys eager to please in hopes that their continuous monetary gifts may win them a scant glance from their almighty.  And at the head of his personal fan club stands a poor, misguided faggot, forcefed so much DC-brand kool-aid so as to leave a giant red pitcher dry and lonely beneath the rubble of a brick wall.  Those with any good in their hearts can only hope he comes to his senses some day, leaving DC cold and alone, with his fake tits and permanent 5-o'clock shadow, running home to mommy once more.

By the way I really don't care for him.

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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 03:20:17 pm »
you just can't quit him can you
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Re: David Simpson and the Angry Inch
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 03:25:43 pm »
Simpson is a fool to be pitied, not a machine to be raged against.
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