Project Phoenix

[graeme]

Well, the digimon connected to it sure as fuck can't do anything.

[nrr]

Like this really important one. How can you expect anyone to develop new useful things when the ridiculous site documents aren't already loaded in???

This pattern of implementing the kitchen sink (in this case, adding in routes to documents that are ultimately not critical to any functionality as if it were a general sort of web site-ish CMS) with some of these projects is actually somewhat amusing. Then, when I think about it, it makes sense; furries don't know how to keep shit simple.

I'm hoping this attempt doesn't encounter a downward death spiral, but I'm not optimistic.

[Bonicide]

This project will be abandoned and it will only offer small "teases" from time to time (basically, just shopped screenshots because maybe they aren't even coding it). Later in 2017 we will have another "grand project" to finally give FA a better functioning, just to end up the same way forever and ever. Amen.

[graeme]

I know you're a shitposter, and I rarely bite on things, but literally ONE FUCKING POST before yours is a link to their github.  They're coding on it.

Whether it becomes anything, who knows, but it's definitely being coded on, it definitely works.  Ish.  I guess.

But none of this coding is really rocketscience.  This is a pretty easy devps thing.

[Bonicide]

Anyways they are gonna screw it up just like they have been doing. Phoenix is gonna be Ferrox 2.0, same deceit, same conspiracy to steal funds and never release anything.

[Conan]

Anyways they are gonna screw it up just like they have been doing. Phoenix is gonna be Ferrox 2.0, same deceit, same conspiracy to steal funds and never release anything.

These projects are always just a way for Dragoneer to pretend like things are happening while absolving himself of any responsibility. If this project fails, he will probably end up pointing the finger at Weasyl and crying about sabotage because Charmander is on both teams.

Though I've been told that Charmander is leaking information to Weasyl about the project, and probably vice-versa, so he wouldn't be too off the point on that one.

[pmart]

Anyways they are gonna screw it up just like they have been doing. Phoenix is gonna be Ferrox 2.0, same deceit, same conspiracy to steal funds and never release anything.

These projects are always just a way for Dragoneer to pretend like things are happening while absolving himself of any responsibility. If this project fails, he will probably end up pointing the finger at Weasyl and crying about sabotage because Charmander is on both teams.

Though I've been told that Charmander is leaking information to Weasyl about the project, and probably vice-versa, so he wouldn't be too off the point on that one.

Is Charmander new to one of the sites? I could have sworn Dragoneer kicked out all the FA staff who were involved with Weasyl at the same time.

[charmander]

Is Charmander new to one of the sites? I could have sworn Dragoneer kicked out all the FA staff who were involved with Weasyl at the same time.

I’m newer to FA than to Weasyl, but the wonderful world of art sites is all fairly new to me in general.

[Conan]

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5819207

Phoenix Team Recruitment   

By Fender, 8 hours ago   
   
We're looking for a skilled layout and CSS wizard to join phoenix team to help us finish our first milestone! Is that person you? Drop us a notice with some examples of your work in a comment on the journal.

What's this? Is Zaush really going to let someone else work on his part of the project? Or did he quit?

Because that would be fucking hilarious.

[a pigeon]

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5819207

Phoenix Team Recruitment   

By Fender, 8 hours ago   
   
We're looking for a skilled layout and CSS wizard to join phoenix team to help us finish our first milestone! Is that person you? Drop us a notice with some examples of your work in a comment on the journal.

What's this? Is Zaush really going to let someone else work on his part of the project? Or did he quit?

Because that would be fucking hilarious.

There are (at time of posting) 818 comments on that journal, and I read down the page, and they are overwhelmingly negative towards the project, towards FA and its staff and Dragoneer.

A comment that was positively received, with several people responding to it supportively was this one:

I'll care when you fire your pet Zaush.
PS: If most of the comments on your announcements are angry/negative have you considered that there's a big fucking problem and it's probably you

^
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5819207/#cid:40580672

Also, I saw this little broken promise from 2010 while looking to see if peoples reactions were so negative to Fender news journals a few years ago:


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http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1123385/#cid:9395463

[JigsawJones]

So... this thing all fixed now or what?

[ColonThree]

So... this thing all fixed now or what?

No, some stuff happened with the thing, and then that whatsit ended up doing something or other.