Author Topic: Do not hug - Insanekangaroo (Read 7530 times)

a pigeon · « **on:** January 24, 2011, 05:04:33 am »

Via Lulz, would be policeman Insanekangaroo hit upon the idea of making a list of "cum-encrusted" fursuits in case they spread diseases and incommode the people of his land. He posted a journal about it on FA (swiftly removed by an admin) and then re-posted on his live-journal:

Quote from: Insanekangaroo

Project: Do Not Hug List
PROJECT: Do-Not-Hug List
DATE: 01/23/2011
LOCATION: TBA
DESCRIPTION:

Site application dedicated to produce a do-not-hug list due to people using their fursuits in private sexual situations, then proceeding to use said fursuit in public. The general populous does not want to hug a cum-encrusted fursuit for many reasons, including the suit being a health risk.
Site application will consist of submit form with allowance for photos and links to evidence. Fursuiter will be added to public, not restricted, fursuit database with mirrors of evidence publicly posted.

http://insane-kangaroo.livejournal.com/75256.html

^
IK

Quote from: insanekangaroo

What fursuiter do you know puts the whole head underwater even?

Fiz · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2011, 01:59:27 pm »

I've never really understood why people scream at people for fucking in their fursuits. Who even gives a fuck? I don't wash my damn sheets every time I bang and then I sleep in them, better not ever touch me or anyone else who does this because they're obviously CUM ENCRUSTED!!!!!

Just another piece of enlightenment by our good buddy, IK.

Insane Kangaroo and SilverAutomatic need to hook up and police their ~~fetish~~ fandom together. It'll be the perfect black-white buddy cop duo movie, "Raging Sperglords with Bullshit Badges", but that's just the working title.

Pi · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2011, 02:22:16 pm »

Jesus.

I can do this in two basic, logical rules:
Assume it's nasty.
Don't touch it unless you know otherwise.

Usually, your mother teaches you this when you're around 3 years old.

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2011, 06:22:55 pm »

Quote from: a pigeon on January 24, 2011, 05:04:33 am

^
IK

There ain't a thought in that head. I'll bet he thinks that if he talks like he has authority, he does have authority. I'll bet it works, too, 99% of the time. The other 1% is comical, though, I'm sure.

Quote from: crlcan81

You ARE aware that wearing such a piece of clothing is illegal in most of the US, correct? Most would assume you're an officer of the law, even though you aren't, and you SHOULD be arrested for wearing that anywhere except during a dress up party

Gets the classic two-comment reply of someone who knows this is the truth, but was caught completely off guard by this person stating the obvious. I've watched the journals and Twitters of people like IK, and most of the time the local cops ignore people like this (or pity them) - "ignore" in this case means, say, being told to take down an illegal light bar instead of being fined - as long as they aren't causing too much disruption. Of course, they have no legal obligation not to bust his ass on every dumbshit thing he does. That's not a fun situation to be in. I'd imagine he's pretty careful about not giving them a reason to haul his ass in, though.

Quote from: Furrett

You look like a douchebag

Surprisingly hasn't been deleted despite being over three weeks old. But yeah, spot on, Sparky. Have a cookie.

bridgeportcat · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2011, 07:06:16 pm »

Funny, coming from a dude who probably doesn't change his pants after he finishes jerkin it to Police Quest 4.

Pi · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2011, 07:07:14 pm »

Quote from: Insanekangaroo

Project: Do Not Hug List
PROJECT: Do-Not-Hug List
DATE: 01/23/2011
LOCATION: TBA
DESCRIPTION:

Site application dedicated to produce a do-not-hug list due to people using their fursuits in private sexual situations, then proceeding to use said fursuit in public. The general populous does not want to hug a cum-encrusted fursuit for many reasons, including the suit being a health risk.
Site application will consist of submit form with allowance for photos and links to evidence. Fursuiter will be added to public, not restricted, fursuit database with mirrors of evidence publicly posted.

Also, this is not what a web application design spec looks like. (though given an evening and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, I'm sure I could turn this drivel into a production-quality site...)

bridgeportcat · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2011, 05:45:51 am »

Just found out that Insane Kangaroo is the guy who tried to open carry at Anthrocon. https://forums.vivisector.org/index.php/topic,285.msg2151.htm

This fuckin' guy.

Pi · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2011, 08:12:03 am »

And we are all so proud of you for making this discovery.

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2011, 09:11:23 am »

Yes let's post about a thread on this forum in a thread on this forum. :derp:

ColeTrain · « **Reply #9 on:** May 19, 2011, 01:47:56 pm »

Looks like our favorite guardian of the fandom is back at it again.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2351028/

http://insane-kangaroo.livejournal.com/79597.html

"EDIT: I should just start going towards TV producers and radio talk shows just to point out the sick fuckers in the fandom. Those people make the fandom look bad."

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #10 on:** May 19, 2011, 03:49:16 pm »

I really hope some day he does something so fucking stupid he gets his Internets taken away by court order or something, because it's crystal clear he's not going to shut up and go away unless he's forced to.

Oh, and I guess I should note how amusing it is that he's getting bent out of shape over a fursuit popularity contest on LiveJournal of all places. Did anyone tell him it's not 2004 anymore?

Besides, if memory serves that thing was founded by the fandom's favorite closeted redneck homophobe, Exile Huscoon.

Quote from: ColeTrain on May 19, 2011, 01:47:56 pm

Looks like our favorite guardian of the fandom is back at it again.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2351028/

I love the irony of that first commenter's icon.

a pigeon · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2011, 04:59:12 am »

Insanekangaroo has allegedly threatened to drop people's dox in the past (one wintertwwolf on inkbunny a few months ago apparently), but now someone's got the blow in on him. So, he is going to move because he isn't trained to subdue:

Quote from: Insanekangaroo

Someone decided to post dox, so I'm moving locations within the week just in case someone is stupid enough to hold a grudge or have the feeling to burn down my place where I'm staying.

I don't want to ever shoot someone, even if they're a pedophile/criminal/some-type-of-jackass/etc. People do as they're trained, and I'm not trained to subdue. The multiple training courses I attended didn't cover subduing, but covered ending a threat. In the heat of the moment, you're more likely to perform the movements for which you've trained, not "I'm going to do this, this and this." Just like officers who were trained to pick up brass, they were doing it during a shootout and getting killed since the action was engraved in to them. Shooting someone in your home or protection of property also ruins the home feeling of being there, leading to an individual moving anyway.

I'll be moving this coming week.

note: Where you move, it may be worthwhile to pay the extra few dollars a month to de-list your number from the phone book.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2366149/

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2011, 08:16:08 am »

There is not an atom of humor or humility in that man's body. He wouldn't make a good cop; he'd make a good cartoon cop.

I'll bet he hasn't cracked a smile since he learned how to masturbate.

FA comments on that journal:

Quote from: sco0t

I don't think that having a dox posted on an imageboard is something important enough to make someone move from their house.

Excellent point. IK is enough of a deluded reactionary to do exactly that, but otoh the idea that there's some other reason certainly isn't out of the realm of possibility. When it comes to furries and their housing situations, volatility seems to be the norm.

Kindrift · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2011, 01:34:21 pm »

When this happens to normal people, they buy a dog and some drapes.

There's an even chance that he's only saying this in the hope that we might consider his address invalid. This is better than actually moving, but still more retarded than ignoring the post or trying to become a human being worth respecting.

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:33:13 pm »

I think we're missing the part where his industrial-strength unwarranted self-importance has him convinced anyone actually cares enough to use said dropped dox for any means.

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #15 on:** May 24, 2011, 04:19:09 pm »

I think the idea that he's going to move is just a little extreme, even for him. Lulz pointed out that based on real estate records it's extremely likely he lives with his parents (or that his parents own the house). In either case that doesn't sound like he can just up and move. And within a week. Riiight.

But that said, being doxed kinda puts a crimp in his game, because now the freaks and pervs he loves to target will have some ammo for threats, and at some point I'd imagine he'll go after the wrong target and end up with a very angry visitor on his doorstep.

camellia sinensis · « **Reply #16 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:20:21 pm »

Quote from: Jim Demintia on May 24, 2011, 04:19:09 pm

at some point I'd imagine he'll go after the wrong target and end up with a very angry visitor on his doorstep.

I kinda doubt anyone would want to do that enough to actually follow through on the desire.

a pigeon · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2011, 03:56:04 pm »

Ladies, he wants himself a companion:

Quote from: Insane Kangeroo

Requirement for female companion
Relocation area: Morgantown, WV

Requirements:
Age: 18-26
Health: Good
Height: No requirement
Weight: Must be at a healthy weight - Not only for the exercising and hikes, but a proper weight shows confidence in oneself. Note: I'm aware some people can't help their weight or don't understand their body.
Travel: Some
Activities:
Like the outdoors
Enjoy exercising - i.e. Running/riding bike with another individual, Running/riding bike with a sled dog
You must be pawsome!

Disqualifications:
Illicit drug use
Smoking
Any domestic violence, felony, or other charge which would disqualify you from legally possessing a firearm.
Being melodramatic and allowing past issues to become continually present. (i.e. Blaming the condition of your life upon others in a frequent manner)
People who are anti-police or anti-government. If you see a problem with society, help change it, don't become a problem.
Currently in college(unless courses are online)

My Basic Information:
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 150lbs
Eyes: Brown
Drinks: Rarely - I don't like to be intoxicated
Smokes: Never
Drugs: Never
Animals: I love animals and have a 70lb malamute. I'm limited to one dog since I must travel.

Photo of myself - I usually wear slacks and a dress shirt or clothes suited for outdoors.
Photo

Short Description:
Often I will go out with a companion since I enjoy spending time with others, aka. Being Social. I'm open minded in regards to how people present themselves to the public, so don't be timid to contact me based on my own appearance.

Adventurous, fire in my belly, eager to learn new information, eager to meet new people; All these words describe me and my lust for knowledge and social understanding. I strive to be a better person every day, not stopping or halting progress due to unforeseen circumstances.

I love geocaching, going outside, having adventures(bike rides, trying to roller blade). So if you're like me and can keep up, contact me. I'm looking for an activity partner, someone who I can enjoy activities with on the weekends and after work.

Work:
I'm a Network Engineer with a heavy background in technology. I've a broad background, being an expertise in many technology areas. Sometimes I move around, being a contractor has perks, especially income-wise. I love my job and I love working with different technology. I earn more than enough money and proceed in my search for a female companion.
Relationship:
What I'm looking for

I'm looking for an individual to develop a personal relation, not necessarily romantic. I've always live by myself, but decided I need a companion. My hopes are to find a female room mate who could get along and live with me. I know not everyone is made out of money, but I do have funds of my own for travel and relocation.

I'm looking for someone who can be my activity partner(go on adventures, etc). Go ahead, tell me I've a Dr. Who complex, wanting a travel companion. I've decided to be a traveling network engineer, so I'll most likely be moving around the states, there should be a new move every 1-3 years, settling down is not yet an option.

I'd prefer someone who is in to art, making fursuits, or in to similar activities. I'd feel better if the individual could work from home, i.e. art/fursuit/programming/online studies. I've my own Pfaff serger and sewing machine, along with tons of fur. If you browse my FurAffinity you'll see I've made my own tail. While I'd like to expand on my furry fursuit parts, I don't have time. I prefer to work on making stuffed animals, which is much more invigorating, working with smaller parts and details. However, I still have an interest in making fursuits.

I do love to cook, it's second nature to me. I could teach others to cook, at least from instruction. Knowing how to cook well takes passion and a good sense of taste. I tend to cook more Italian based dishes than anything else. I also love to prepare random food like my modified fajitas utilizing bbq chicken and stir fried vegetables. There's never a dull moment with food with me, I love cooking.

So if you're not going to school currently and want to just have fun in West Virginia with trips to various places, feel free to chat.

Activities I enjoy:

Geocaching
Running
Nature walks
Other unspecified outdoor activities
Working
Going to movies
Programming in Ruby, Java, Python, Javascript
I do enjoy movies, sci-fi, action, doesn't matter long as such a movie is entertaining.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2462424/

From the comments:

Quote from: Insane Kangaroo

I'm being serious. I already have a possible female companion, but she's unsure since I'd be moving her from the west coast. Even if such an arrangement didn't work out, I'd pay to fly her back if that is the desire.

From what I've read, it was not uncommon for provincial Roman merchants and traders to buy themselves a woman slave for domestic companionship, and eventually they might free them and take them to wife. Perhaps what we see here is a distant echo of that type of thing with a good admixture of "who would even type all this and think it a good idea to expose to the eyes of the public".

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2011, 04:21:53 pm »

Wow, that whole thing tells you so much more than you ever wanted to know about him, on so many levels. The facts, yes, but the style of writing is classic...something. I dunno, I'm not a shrink.

Morgantown, West Virginia, huh? Wiki says it's a city of 30,000 and has no mention of an "economy" section - though one is referenced on the page so it must've been removed. No real mention of major tech organizations having presence there, but there's a university. What the hell is he doing there as a contractor if there's nothing to do?

Oh, this comes to mind, though, from "The Simpsons":

Quote from: Superintendent Chalmers

The rod up that man's butt has a rod up it's butt. (referring to Principal Skinner)

MazelTovCocktail · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2011, 08:46:49 am »

Quote from: Jim Demintia on June 22, 2011, 04:21:53 pm

Wow, that whole thing tells you so much more than you ever wanted to know about him, on so many levels. The facts, yes, but the style of writing is classic...something. I dunno, I'm not a shrink.

Narcissist is the first thing that comes to mind, but I'm not a shrink either.

I wonder how many women have their own "Do Not Hug" list that includes IK...