So later in the lulz thread the poster "Jude Prudence" seems to think he's been "had". Someone posts a weird, incoherent sentence about a "honeypot", which for lulz you'd probably just ignore but then Jude notices it and reacts:
I'm really hoping I just misread it and I haven't been emailing david ross all this time.
You don't really know what (or who) any of this stuff is on lulz, but it seems to me that "Jude Prudence" was trying to conduct some kind of e-mail ninja operation (the "Furry Grapvine" in the OP) on IK, and might have ended up falling into a trap set by IK to dox him or someone (or anyone) on lulz. Or maybe IK just is trying to fuck with lulz posters who are trying to dig up dirt on him.
I think there's a decent chance IK made all this up, but who fucking knows why or what part of some crazy bullshit scheme it was. It seems strange that an employer would learn about the two-year-old conceal-carry incident
just now (as opposed to during a background check), be concerned enough to terminate the employee but still give him severance pay, which, unless I'm mistaken, is like a McDonald's fry cook having a company car. You just don't get that shit at his pay grade.
IK is pompous and self-important, yet stupid and brash enough to try to make people believe that he gets fucking severance pay when he gets fired from his low-level Cisco-monkey "job". He makes it sound like his employer's attitude is, "well, this is unfortunate, we
have to do this (it's policy!) but we'll make it as easy on you as possible". Which just smacks of the fantasy world where everyone else regards IK as highly as he regards himself.
(Oh, and isn't the thing with severance pay usually you get it if for some reason they decide to let you go- downsizing or whatever- but if your stupid ass does something that makes them *fire* you- not so much? I mean, I know your CEO types don't necessarily have that sort of provision, but again, this is IK we're talking about here.)