Author Topic: furries.jpg (Read 35820 times)

a pigeon · « **Reply #160 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:58:18 pm »

2 furries re-enacting a certain famous scene:

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #161 on:** March 25, 2011, 06:54:19 pm »

Yeah there's been quite a few iterations of furry credit cards, thanks to that "upload your own JPEG" thing that some issuing banks do. It's appropriate, anyway. It's pointless; just like the pointless consumption it enables.

"May I see your card, sir?"

loki · « **Reply #162 on:** March 26, 2011, 08:48:28 am »

Whoever posted their credit card with that slight blur is a fucking moron (as if the picture isn't a hint) - You figure out most of the digits by the shapes missing from the blur, the first 4 digits aren't even blurred out, and someone proficient with Photoshop could probably undo the blur.

LordNagetiere · « **Reply #163 on:** March 26, 2011, 05:16:08 pm »

>Triggers on fingers

Please let those glocks be airshit.

Conan · « **Reply #164 on:** March 26, 2011, 07:41:45 pm »

Quote from: Jim Demintia on March 25, 2011, 06:54:19 pm

Yeah there's been quite a few iterations of furry credit cards, thanks to that "upload your own JPEG" thing that some issuing banks do. It's appropriate, anyway. It's pointless; just like the pointless consumption it enables.

"May I see your card, sir?"

In somewhat related news, Dragoneer is upset that he can't get his art (presumably his Digimon character) printed on his card, even though it's his art! He doesn't seem to understand why they'd do that, just that they won't and he thinks that's wrong. Chalk up another one for "furries who don't understand how the real world works".

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #165 on:** March 27, 2011, 10:28:07 am »

I'd love to know how many credit cards Dragoneer has. I'll bet it'd all make us cry.

I'm frankly surprised that they allow furry art on credit cards *at all* since it'd probably be classed as pornography if they thought about it at all.

a pigeon · « **Reply #166 on:** March 30, 2011, 12:48:12 pm »

katmouse · « **Reply #167 on:** March 30, 2011, 02:14:39 pm »

I think about all the poor art supplies forced into making such hideous art and cry a little.

u63r · « **Reply #168 on:** March 30, 2011, 03:23:46 pm »

Well, maybe they'll improve. As long as they're willing to practice, and take constructive criticism, and-

Okay, they'll never improve.

Quote from: LordNagetiere on March 26, 2011, 05:16:08 pm

>Triggers on fingers

Gotta admit, it's appropriate for the movie in question.

a pigeon · « **Reply #169 on:** May 18, 2011, 01:56:38 pm »

Via lulz.net:

IceCat · « **Reply #170 on:** July 24, 2011, 08:25:27 pm »

Lame Krystalfox Tatoo (NSFW)

Three Cheese Pepperoni · « **Reply #171 on:** July 24, 2011, 09:51:19 pm »

Quote from: IceCat on July 24, 2011, 08:25:27 pm

Lame Krystalfox Tatoo (NSFW)

I always wonder what goes through the tattoo artist's head when they get requests like this, or like that one dude who has the babyfur peeing diaper tattoo, etc.

I don't even know what to say about this. At first I was thinking, Well at least the art isn't too bad, but then I looked closer. The wandering lazy eye. The skinny-as-fuck arm. The broken ankle... The fact that it's on his arm so he practically has to wear short sleeves forever or have to explain that atrocity. I can't imagine what will be running through this guy's head when he's, 50 and still has a horribly cliche naked furry Krystal tattoo forever imbued onto his arm.

Is there any furry tattoo out there that isn't unsubtle and attention-whorish?

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #172 on:** July 25, 2011, 03:46:51 pm »

Quote from: Three Cheese Pepperoni on July 24, 2011, 09:51:19 pm

or like that one dude who has the babyfur peeing diaper tattoo, etc.

If that's who I think it is, the artist probably wasn't surprised. That dude's first impression is pretty much "still rebelling against parents/church 10 years after graduating from high school".

Also, pretty much any tattoo is a bad idea if you want to be respected and/or have a "real" job. HR folk will tell you unless you're applying for fry cook, they could probably name a dozen instances where the decision not to hire the person pretty much pivoted on their tattoo.

a pigeon · « **Reply #173 on:** July 29, 2011, 05:38:35 pm »

From lulz.net:

Three Cheese Pepperoni · « **Reply #174 on:** July 29, 2011, 08:22:13 pm »

Oh jeez, those hands. D:

And what the hell is going on with the textures she put over the computer screen, the music sheets, the book, etc.?

It's like she forgot to rotate them to the direction of the contours/line them up with the object. They're just tilted willy-nilly like her computer monitor's having feedback problems and someone fell asleep at the printing factory and just let the machine crookedly print shit right off the page.

No standards.

rodox_video · « **Reply #175 on:** July 30, 2011, 10:49:40 am »

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #176 on:** July 30, 2011, 12:11:29 pm »

That poor cat D:

Jim Demintia · « **Reply #177 on:** July 31, 2011, 07:56:41 am »

rodox_video · « **Reply #178 on:** October 31, 2011, 05:32:39 pm »

Dr. Dos · « **Reply #179 on:** October 31, 2011, 09:52:48 pm »