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Re: Convention Gangbang 101, with Professor Taryn
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2011, 02:53:55 pm »
From lulz, but no doubt copy-pasted verbatim to several other threads, since he can't creatively respond to more than one piece of criticism.

Quote from: Taryn
so unless the Federal Reserve has been moved to the sperm bank, I don't see anything legally wrong with that.

So add him and Jaspian to the list of furry mansluts with low intellectual wattage and a hard on for Ron Paul.

I mean, what the hell.
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Re: Convention Gangbang 101, with Professor Taryn
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2011, 04:04:43 pm »
So, his twitter account is sort of revealing:
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<TarynWahboi> Here's to hoping that my fever doesn't persist over the entire course of #AC2011. Bleh.
    02:11 PM June 22, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]

Then he bitched throughout the con, alternately "i feel like shit physically" and "nobody wants to hang out with me":
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<TarynWahboi> Why am I so bored at #AC2011? Where is everyone and what are you people doing?!
    09:32 PM June 23, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> Screw this, no one wants to do anything. G'night, #AC2011.
    10:33 PM June 23, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> I hate this convention. Why am I even here? #AC2011
    06:17 PM June 24, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> I wonder what I need to do to be a part of the 'in' crowd. So many 'friends' having a blast without me at #AC2011.  #ForeverAlone #SadWah
    05:40 AM June 25, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> Could someone walk with me to get food? I'm feeling light headed and don't wanna go alone. #AC2011
    10:43 AM June 25, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> I just wanna apologize to everyone I was supposed to hang out with at #AC2011. My sickness has only gotten worse. T_T
    08:56 AM June 26, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> Chilling in the lobby for a bit before I leave #AC2011 with my sickly self.
    07:16 AM June 27, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]

After the con:
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<TarynWahboi> I'm on my way to the doctor to find out whats wrong with me. Wish me luck.
    08:13 AM June 30, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> Strep throat. I has it.
    02:11 PM June 30, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> Fifth day in the hospital. Keep praying for me. So many tests and so much sickness.
    06:29 AM July 10, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]
<TarynWahboi> Being released from the hospital today. Serious stuff, but I'll be okay. More details later. Love you.
    08:13 AM July 12, 2011 // from TweetDeck [Nashville, TN]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_HIV_infection

Fever, malaise, throat infection, 5 days in hospital, and "serious stuff", hm? I'm no medical expert, but...
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Re: Convention Gangbang 101, with Professor Taryn
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2011, 08:28:25 am »
Trimmed for her pleasure

Hmmmm, wonder how he would've gotten that?

Hope all that playing with fire was worth getting burnt.

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Re: Convention Gangbang 101, with Professor Taryn
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2011, 06:03:06 pm »
This guy is a trainwreck of HIV just waiting to happen.

I mean if he's really this desperate to live out some sort of drowning-in-manchowder fantasy he should just raid a sperm bank and be done with it.

Speaking of HIV trainwrecks, what happened to the infections from Anthrocon a few years ago? Did we ever figure out who was a confirmed carrier and who got infected at the con?

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Re: Convention Gangbang 101, with Professor Taryn
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2011, 06:13:10 pm »
This guy is a trainwreck of HIV just waiting to happen.

I mean if he's really this desperate to live out some sort of drowning-in-manchowder fantasy he should just raid a sperm bank and be done with it.

Speaking of HIV trainwrecks, what happened to the infections from Anthrocon a few years ago? Did we ever figure out who was a confirmed carrier and who got infected at the con?

Was that the whole Jibba Foxcoon thing that 2 Gryphon (and by extension, Uncle Kage) had his goon squad involved in? I think it's pretty much been proven that it was him, but the disgusting thing was that 2's crowd was stone-cold silent in the face of whatever proof there was, whereas before they'd been viciously attacking anyone who dared come forward.

To give you an idea of who "won" that fight, Jibba still attends AC openly and doesn't bother to keep a low profile. Which is real pleasant for those who got caught up in that mess, I'm sure.
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Re: Convention Gangbang 101, with Professor Taryn
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2011, 06:29:49 pm »
This guy is a trainwreck of HIV just waiting to happen.

I mean if he's really this desperate to live out some sort of drowning-in-manchowder fantasy he should just raid a sperm bank and be done with it.

Speaking of HIV trainwrecks, what happened to the infections from Anthrocon a few years ago? Did we ever figure out who was a confirmed carrier and who got infected at the con?

Was that the whole Jibba Foxcoon thing that 2 Gryphon (and by extension, Uncle Kage) had his goon squad involved in? I think it's pretty much been proven that it was him, but the disgusting thing was that 2's crowd was stone-cold silent in the face of whatever proof there was, whereas before they'd been viciously attacking anyone who dared come forward.

To give you an idea of who "won" that fight, Jibba still attends AC openly and doesn't bother to keep a low profile. Which is real pleasant for those who got caught up in that mess, I'm sure.

I was thinking 2007:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:akAZ1P0BLIQJ:www.crushyiffdestroy.com/forum/search.php%3Fsearch_id%3D851929283%26start%3D40%26sid%3D021d9d7a9bb1a38f482894de64cd714a+anthrocon+hiv+infection+2007&cd=16&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&source=www.google.com

http://anthrocon.livejournal.com/361584.html

A few furs test positive, swear they got it at AC that year, panic and lulz ensue... Other cons (MFM for example, as I recall) start offering safe sex demos at cons...more lulz ensue...

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Re: Convention Gangbang 101, with Professor Taryn
« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2011, 11:58:29 am »
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lulz ensue

stop....