I don't understand, isn't that the kind of thing you'd keep on the down-low? I can understand wanting to get that kind of thing off of your chest, but when you directed hairspray, I would have thought he'd keep that under the table. But then again, maybe he has kept it under the table for a long time and cant take the pressure of keeping it secret anymore? Meh, I'm not entirely sure about that one, but maybe he doesn't have the internet. Im betting that a quick search could give you a treasure trove of John Waters-tastic Alvin and the chipmunks porn. Its the internet after all!
