VivCorp representatives replicate Dragoneer's Twitter feed on IRC

[Pi]

Some of us are giant nerds in our spare time, and so we play with things like the Twitter API. It turns out that there's a way to get Twitter to give you the full stream for an account: we see posts, replies, and when other people retweet things. So it's basically like looking at their Twitter client, only on IRC.

Of course, we point this at Dragoneer right off. Here's a sample:

<theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: I have decided I need a pet alligator. I would take him on long walks, feed him yappy dogs... he'd be adorable.
<theresa>  Twitter  @GuyOthersome: @Dragoneer Name him Gummy.
<theresa>  Twitter  @Dark_Wolf_Gavin: RT @Dragoneer: I have decided I need a pet alligator. I would take him on long walks, feed him yappy dogs... he'd be adorable.
<theresa>  Twitter  @Remy__Wolf: @Dragoneer https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWVEsXkIcAAPIjU.jpg
<theresa>  Twitter  @CantercastShow: @Dragoneer would you name him gummy?
<theresa>  Twitter  @DuskH: @Dragoneer Crocidiles are cooler
<theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: @Remy__Wolf Jelly!
<theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: @DuskH But gators are cuter. Especially chubby ones.
<theresa>  Twitter  @Chakat_Deirdre: @Dragoneer can his name be gummy?

This kind of drivel is too terrible for our main channel, so if you wanna read this kind of thing, hit up #vivineer on irc.synirc.net. Do you know of any particularly hilarious feeds that might be worth following? Come on in and yell dumb gay shit at us.

[Pi]

So, in between a BUNCH of idiotic tweets about Pokemon X/Y, and alligator wine-bottle holders, and other insipid materialistic retard shit, we find a lot of discomfort. Take note of the timing of these tweets:

1554 <theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: Cookie Clicker is the cocaine-induced spawn of Satan.
1610 <theresa>  Twitter  @slinkslowdown: @Dragoneer Look, I understand you're busy. I just wish you'd tell me things you can stick to. 3wks ago you told me to note you the [con't]
1610 <theresa>  Twitter  @slinkslowdown: @Dragoneer TT#s that hadn't been answered going all the way back to June. Note hasn't even been READ yet, man. If you can't do [con't]                                                                               
1610 <theresa>  Twitter  @slinkslowdown: @Dragoneer it, then don't go and tell me you'll deal with them all the following weekend. Just tell me it'll be X weeks/months or to F off
1611 <theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: @slinkslowdown I do apologize for that. There's a LOT that has been going on in my life. I will address it tonight.
2014 <theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: Would you like to sample our vegan bacon? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKjpqaI1Pbk&feature=player_detailpage
0631 <theresa>  Twitter  @everett1911: @Dragoneer Hey neer, whenever you can look on irc, I've been trying to talk to you for two days now.
0646 <theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: @everett1911 I'm in the middle of moving. Not on my PC but more than a few minutes a day right now.
0944 <theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: A lack of faith is like a lack of underwear, going through life commando style hoping nobody notices so you can mind your own business
0208 <theresa>  Twitter  @Cass_Rising: @Dragoneer I hate to the *that guy* but I've been waiting two weeks for a response to a TT, and the question is time sensitive. Help? #urock
1725 <theresa>  Twitter  @Dragoneer: Sleepy monster dog. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXdmVQZIAAAWiML.jpg

[Pi]

We got tired of this rather quickly by our standards, so now it's a twitter-wide search for "furaffinity". Or it will be, once I get off my ass and fix bugs.