Early this morning, FA went down for planned database maintenance. In FA tradition, this was talked about in as general terms as possible.
Administrator notice:
Fur Affinity will be going down for database maintenance on Aug 13, 2013 at 8:00 AM UTC / 4:00 AM EDT.
Downtime is estimated to be less than an hour.
An hour and a half after the downtime began, it came back up. But as you can tell by the graph below, it didn't stay up for very long.

Just hours later the site began throwing 503 and 502 errors, before giving out entirely (for what appears to be an hour before someone does something about it). The site was brought back online with the explanation:
An issue was identified as related to the earlier database maintenance.
Changes are being reverted. Unfortunately, this means that FA will be in for another downtime in the near future to actually see the changes applied.
There will be an announcement about that downtime in advance.
Why all the problems? Why the downtime? We turn to Twitter:
We're working on resolving the issue. The downtime is due to an issue with our database migration to the new servers.
What new servers? The new ones people donated.
In February. It took them nearly
six months to finally get around to setting up the hardware they desperately needed, and they
still botch something in the process of migrating to them.
What exactly happened? Our sources from IRC say:
19:23 < Pi> <yak[away]> bah. binlogs filled up the current db server's harddrive faster than a snapshot could be moved to the new one and have it sync up as a slave.