http://www.furaffinity.net/user/marksharkIf you haven't heard of him, he is an emotionally unbalanced shark character owner. Multiple times he has suggested he will leave the site due to depression, the causes of which he blames on various members of the FA community. He "leaves" and comes back like a magnetic penis boomerang thrown by a shark shaped boomerang throwing robot. Every criticism of him is an insult. Critique is cause to demand satisfaction with pistols.
Naturally lulz.net is having a field day with his stupidity. I am but a poor man, and these are the merest scrapings of drama I can offer up to you--the truth of his lunacy shadows over what scraps I have assembled here.
Relive history:
http://lulz.net/furi/res/2273473.html (
http://i.imgur.com/x4EHw.jpg)
http://tgfb.net/drama/res/6964.htmlhttp://pastebin.com/Rj0xsdcABonus material:
http://memegenerator.net/MarksharkRevel in his wisdom:
"I decided to take down all of Mark's pictures since it has no sense in keeping them here, since I'm making a new character and technically no one enjoys those pictures anymore.
Just an alert before I do it. It's not like anyone cares, but eh..."
--On artistic integrity
"Well I'll try for the last time."
--On entering into spelunkersal's weekly sketch drawing
Praised by others:
"I'm pleased to say that Markshark's account suspension has been lifted!
So we haven't lost a contestant!"
--bgn, during his shark week contest
Dialogs with MarkShark:
hazardbarzard: "I hope my pic will make it in time. I'm having someone working on it, so wish us luck. B3"
MarkShark: "I thought you said you wouldn't participate."
HB: "I changd my mind."
MS: "I saw this coming."
--On hazardbarzard's entry to bgn's shark week contest
MarkShark: ":C you don't like Mark too?"
fb1907: "Huh? How do you mean that? :/"
MS: "Because you don't comment, don't fave, don't do anything with his pics... And you have plenty of other sharks in your favorites. I can't help but think you don't like him anymore."
MS: "Bleh nevermind that. I'm discarding him soon anyways."
--On the absurdism of human cultural exchange, and on the transiency of the categorical imperative
