Rocimephit vows revenge

[Arche Kruz]

I was a bit hesitant to post this, but RailFoxen gave me a nudge to throw this in here.

Okay so as most of you may remember from a couple of months back, a self-proclaimed greymuzzle furry Roci Stone (Rocimephit on LJ) used his seniority and faux authority to write a furry call to arms which reads more like a typical whiny tl;dr rant about the omg injustice of teh ebil hy0omanz that is annoyingly ubiquitous in the fandom. In case you have no idea what this is about, or have forgotten, you can read the article about it here and the discussion thread here. As the fates would have dictated, Roci's aforementioned LJ entry, although it being the entry with the most feedback, received a really poor response.

Fast forward to today, Roci had returned, read the responses to his tl;dr rant and was livid. As this shiny new LJ entry shows, he vows to get back at his detractors with only the most deadliest and most feared weapon of all...threats of really personal words over the internet. Sarcasm aside, why do furries insist on embarassing themselves with stunts as pedestrian as writing long and painfully boring diatribes of butthurt over the most trivial shit? I could never wrap my head around that.

[Freehaven]

Sarcasm aside, why do furries insist on embarassing themselves with stunts as pedestrian as writing long and painfully boring diatribes of butthurt over the most trivial shit? I could never wrap my head around that.

I think that this article could help answer a few questions.  But in all truth, I have no idea -- I'm guilty of doing this a few times myself, even if I've never shared what I've typed.

[Kindrift]

Revenge from a Real Furry, never sweeter.  Roci/WILLIAM GROBE (why is that capitalized) is one of those delusional many who take the hobby 100% seriously.  He has a sprit guide, RyoKyo, who he picked up on an Apache Reservation; the rest of you can just fuck right off, furry is for Dream Time participants only.  I guess I'll see him at Further Confusion again.  We probably met without knowing at the spirituality panel.

He's a little late to the discussion, late enough that I'd forgotten completely about the first strike and written him off as some burned out angry lil' basement dweller about to quit the fandom.  Good to see he's still clinging to life, Xydexx-like, always two weeks away from utterly crushing everyone.  I look forward to the day when that sword drops.

Sword.  Spoon.  Whatever.

[ProvincialTwit]

Sarcasm aside, why do furries insist on embarassing themselves with stunts as pedestrian as writing long and painfully boring diatribes of butthurt over the most trivial shit? I could never wrap my head around that.

The bigger the Wall o' Fucking Text, the longer and mightier the flaccid e-peen flappin' in the digital wind. (Unintentional SL imagery go go go)  It's like using the AWESOME POWER of Microsoft Word Thesaurus on every third word when one wants to sound intelligent and better-than-you.

Also, I was going to try to make some sort of comparison to our dear friend StalkingFat with the whole spirituality pissing match, but I honestly can't think about that guy for more than a few seconds without crippling laughter setting in.

[Arche Kruz]

Sarcasm aside, why do furries insist on embarassing themselves with stunts as pedestrian as writing long and painfully boring diatribes of butthurt over the most trivial shit? I could never wrap my head around that.

The bigger the Wall o' Fucking Text, the longer and mightier the flaccid e-peen flappin' in the digital wind. (Unintentional SL imagery go go go)  It's like using the AWESOME POWER of Microsoft Word Thesaurus on every third word when one wants to sound intelligent and better-than-you.

Heh, one would think that by now, after observing and maybe experiencing so many cases where that failed spectacularly, that they should know better. Unfortunately, I doubt that many are familliar with the lesson learnt from the story about the lion's share from Aesop's Fables. Which is ironically funny, considering that the usual main characters in those short stories are fuzzy forest animals.

[Freehaven]

Heh, one would think that by now, after observing and maybe experiencing so many cases where that failed spectacularly, that they should know better. Unfortunately, I doubt that many are familliar with the lesson learnt from the story about the lion's share from Aesop's Fables. Which is ironically funny, considering that the usual main characters in those short stories are fuzzy forest animals.

I think the problem there is that you're working under the assumption that most furries will read stories without sex in them.

[ProvincialTwit]

I think the problem there is that you're working under the assumption that most furries will read stories without sex in them.

This is pretty much exactly what I was thinking.  It's probably best that furries -don't- read the old Aesop's Fables, lest we wind up with something like "Kit 'n Kay Boodle fuck each other so they can reach the sour grapes."

Edit: damnit, multi-layer quotes are broken.

[BigPointyTeeth]

*Super snip*
  I guess I'll see him at Further Confusion again.  We probably met without knowing at the spirituality panel.
*more snips*

Is he the one who was asking if your totem spirit could be a overgrown chocobo-wanabe from the Star Trek universe? That guy kinda made my head hurt for reasons my spiritually bias @$$ won't even start a flame war over

[Freehaven]

@$$

Sorry to get a bit off-topic here, but...you're on a forum that pokes fun at furries and all that the furry community entails (for instance: babyfurs, vore fetishists, RailFoxen), and yet you can't even use the word "ass"?

[BigPointyTeeth]

Sorry to get a bit off-topic here, but...you're on a forum that pokes fun at furries and all that the furry community entails (for instance: babyfurs, vore fetishists, RailFoxen), and yet you can't even use the word "ass"?

Self censorship was a bad habit I got managing PG communities and boards. I realize that such self censorship methods things are considered one of the more asinine immaturity's that internet children splatter all over the internet but, when you really think about it, I have to consider the feelings and sensibilities of those around me. 30 year old men that have trained themselves to be incontinent is one thing.. but senseless profanity? Also you have to consider the fact I don't even know if things like profanity are keyworded.

If you prefer I will make a contentious effort to actual type out words like ass instead of slamming the number row on my keyboard while holding shift.

[rodox_video]

     You are on a messageboard that talks about pictures of cartoon animal people putting their pee pees in each other (and other related subject matter). WE WON'T TELL THE TEACHER IF YOU USE DIRTY LANGUAGE WE SWEAR

[BigPointyTeeth]

     You are on a messageboard that talks about pictures of cartoon animal people putting their pee pees in each other (and other related subject matter). WE WON'T TELL THE TEACHER IF YOU USE DIRTY LANGUAGE WE SWEAR

I'll keep that in mind