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Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« on: July 30, 2011, 04:24:17 pm »
I suppose I should introduce myself. I've been involved positively with the fandom for about 3 years. Prior to that I had started out exploring my interests via Furcadia ~14 years ago (when just hitting my teens.) I live with my family in Canada, Ontario, and I enjoy fresh sushi, submarine sandwiches with lots of olives, greek food, feta cheese, etc. I like to think I have a very good attitude about my life. I'm always trying to make my parents feel loved whenever they come to my room to talk to me because I know they won't be around forever. Also, I try to be nice to everyone I meet on the internet. I didn't finish high school, but I'm getting a nice little deposit every month from the government that helps me and my family to live in the same house for as long as we like because I have anxiety and paranoia issues. Which brings me to my main topic... anxiety and paranoia issues.

I have no idea how a post on Vivisector should be formed up, I don't know any slang and I didn't even read the forum rules, but this is the forum for fuck-awful artwork, so I'll do my best to make this look legitimate. :) I am not too worried about her finding this thread either, since she's already posted about me on Artists-beware.
This thread alone will probably ruin anyone's first impression of me. She seems to have accumulated a couple of lame friends that sympathize for her, but I think theyre just doing it out of pity as well.
 http://tornaderman.livejournal.com/31816.html?view=97608#t97608

Empa is someone that I've known in Second Life under the name Clayton Quintessa for a couple of years; since creating my character based off of a species that some disappeared lady named Malluch created. I spent about $300 on her terrible artwork.  She seemed like a nice girl that only wanted to earn some money. I didn't like Empa's art from the beginning, this was purely a pity-buying. (I guess over time though, I failed at hiding that fact, because it started to seep out with my words. and eventually I let a sentence like "Thanks for making me regret buying your art" slip out of my fingers out of frustration, due to an argument about Second Life copybotting. ) After which, she became irate with me and flipped me off whenever I spoke to her. Literally. She also took it upon herself to recolor ALL of the art I had commissioned instead of simply deleting it like any normal person would, out of pure spite for me. Lovely, no?

Here's where my post gets a bit on the spiteful side... The biggest mistake I made happened recently, when I had an inkbunny account under my usual name (Erk). I got a little bored and decided to mess with her a little bit. unfortunately at the same time, I made the mistake of not reading the inkbunny site rules, so I decided that the best way to mess with Empa would be to namesquat as Moonjava and post as her just a few times, but then leave the account alone so that no unwanted attention came to me from other people. No such luck. My account got banned from inkbunny out of all that. I still have access to an alternate name, but Im betting it will soon be deleted as well.


anyway, introductions aside. this person's art mainly consists of noodly-armed pokemon anthromorphs, and a few of them she's adopted as her 'characters' namely a feminine male veemon digimon named Clayton, which seems to change species more often than I can be bothered to count, and an overweight female electabuzz which has also changed species to an overweight female wotter from pokemon. She has had business from other people and has completed the trivial "iron artists challenge" by doing full pieces of her blandly-colored, sloppy, loose-handled art for no more than about 10 dollars each, earning her maybe 1,000 dollars in the end. I have no idea how much her art is worth to anybody else, but I think this post deserves to stay up in Vivisector's fuck-awful art because Empa's art is in fact, fuck awful. I regret buying it at all, even out of pity for the wench. I don't really know what else to say, maybe I'll edit this later if somebody complains about it. I'm really sorry if I wasted anybody's time with this rant of mine, but I really needed to talk to some people about this who would actually be interested in reading about it. So, thank you Vivisector, and please be gentle. It's my first post.

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2011, 04:44:15 pm »
Fuck off Autismo, Emperor of the Sperglords.

http://artists-beware.livejournal.com/483918.html

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So, thank you Vivisector, and please be gentle. It's my first post.

hahaha fhffhfhahahha omg  :-[  :'(
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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2011, 04:59:33 pm »
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I really needed to talk to some people about this who would actually be interested in reading about it.

Well now.
Can it be this sad design
Could be the very same
A wooly man without a face
And a beast without a name

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2011, 05:02:23 pm »
Okay, apparently I can't edit my post or even delete it. Am I doomed to eternal torment?

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2011, 05:04:48 pm »
Okay, apparently I can't edit my post or even delete it. Am I doomed to eternal torment?

::)
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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2011, 05:11:50 pm »
Just pretty much never come back and pretend you never posted this, is the only way you're gonna get out with minimal damage to your e-go.
Can it be this sad design
Could be the very same
A wooly man without a face
And a beast without a name

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2011, 05:14:44 pm »
isn't that a little bit harsh? I mean, its not like I  have  a history here. its just one post.

Im glad someone got a laugh out of it. but I wish I was laughing too. A "friend" of mine who I won't name brought me here, but now I am a little bit annoyed with him

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2011, 05:37:02 pm »
I have no idea how a post on Vivisector should be formed up, I don't know any slang and I didn't even read the forum rulesI have no idea how a post on Vivisector should be formed up, I don't know any slang and I didn't even read the forum rulesI have no idea how a post on Vivisector should be formed up, I don't know any slang and I didn't even read the forum rulesI have no idea how a post on Vivisector should be formed up, I don't know any slang and I didn't even read the forum rules

Your plan going into this must have been ridicule. Job well done.

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2011, 07:14:02 pm »
Oh lawd is it time for a bannin'

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2011, 07:37:15 pm »
No Banning Without Abuse!   fair's fair..
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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2011, 08:12:48 pm »
For once, I have no fucking words.
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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2011, 03:44:40 am »
Wow, the OP makes me look well-adjusted.

Bra-fucking-vo.

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2011, 08:03:02 am »
For once, I have no fucking words.

Well, I suppose one could ask who this ""friend"" was that thought posting this here would be a good idea.

Also, this will always suffice.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2011, 09:49:07 am by Jim Demintia »
Can it be this sad design
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A wooly man without a face
And a beast without a name

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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2011, 03:22:03 pm »
Wow, the OP makes me look well-adjusted.

Bra-fucking-vo.

Is this a possible confession about Sechs being a sockpuppet account :V

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2011, 08:18:05 pm »
Wow, the OP makes me look well-adjusted.

Bra-fucking-vo.

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can we not start this bullshit

can we just not start

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Re: Empa AKA Yellowcoatrobot AKA Tornaderman
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2011, 08:24:37 pm »
Party's over, kids. Me running out of words should've been the cue. I'm disappointed in you all, everyone get the fuck out.
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