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So have we ever decided if that little bit of ED "truthiness" about Kage's job was real? I seem to remember a discussion where it was decided that he actually did have a decent job at a chemical manufacturer.

Shit, the man has a four year science/engineering degree. Those are the only people who have a future in this awful country. For all the furry-boosterism bullshit about how furries have more education than most people, there sure do seem to be a lot of dead-end retail/logistics types running around the fandom. I think Kage's pathetic and just a little bit on the wrong side of being a fucking psycho, but all you need to do is look at Sean Piche's professional life, or lack thereof, to realize he's one work-hours WoW raid away from being a clerk at his local 7-11.
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IIRC, doesn't Piche owe his entire career to sweet, delicious nepotism?

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I have more than just a hunch that it would take a LOT more than a "work-hours WOW raid" to get Piche fired.

Whatever gig he's got must be a total lock-in. Whatever it is, it is the only secret he truly values and protects, and has done an excellent job of it by all accounts.
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For all the furry-boosterism bullshit about how furries have more education than most people, there sure do seem to be a lot of dead-end retail/logistics types running around the fandom.

And that's among the furries that actually have a job.

I bet I know more furries that are unemployed than ones that have a job.
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I have more than just a hunch that it would take a LOT more than a "work-hours WOW raid" to get Piche fired.

Well, he should be "one work-hours WoW raid away from (being fired)". But apparently thanks to his parents' unwillingness to admit they've raised a fuckup failure, he gets free rent and a contractor-welfare job with the government.

Whatever gig he's got must be a total lock-in. Whatever it is, it is the only secret he truly values and protects, and has done an excellent job of it by all accounts.

I seem to remember on ED there were a couple of links where he'd bought himself yet another cellphone, neglected to turn off geolocation on Twitter, and thus located his workplace on a Google Map for everyone to see. The links were still up last I checked, so if you care go to ED and find them. But basically it was a tech-support contractor for the Federal government, which is in line with other bits of his past we know. What his job title is there I don't think anyone knows, but I think we know just about everything else at this point.
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It amuses me that people spent all this time tracking his movements and nobody thought of going to LinkedIn. Admittedly, he's not got a public profile like some people, but still.

Judging by the number of recommendations he's got, Dragoneer works hard at what he does. Heck, it's probably a lot less stressful than working on FA, and I bet it pays better, too.

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Dragoneer probably knows exactly whose dick to suck, which is how you survive in government work.

Piche probably learned long ago that competency doesn't matter *at all* in what he does, it's whose brown is on your nose. For some, this makes this sort of environment incredibly frustrating. For others, it's the only work they're capable of.
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Judging by the number of recommendations he's got, Dragoneer works hard at what he does.

Are you able to see the recommendations? I mean, he has like ten companies listed (including Ferrox Art and his own "Inkjammer Art") so god knows how many could be "I worked with Sean at Ferrox Art..." or for his jobs in animation.

Also looks like ED got his workplace wrong. Lul.

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Guys, we're forgetting the rules of Internet Detective when it comes to Sean Piche. Pretty much nothing out there can be trusted because he's good about polluting the furry rumor mill with bullshit, or at least encouraging those who do. If you try to figure out details, you'll end up being frustrated and/or making a fool of yourself.

The workplace thing came out of the geolocation data on Twitter. One would assume what is "wrong" is the name of whatever is at that address because IIRC Google didn't know. But really who gives a shit, I don't really think it does any good to try to chase down these details.

Point is how can you say this:

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Judging by the number of recommendations he's got, Dragoneer works hard at what he does.

and not do a spit-take, because seriously.
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Are you able to see the recommendations?

Yes. Three for his prior job, three for his current one. None are for his fandom listings (unsurprising, as relatively few fans use the site). A few are the regular recommendation crud, but some are actually specific about achievements.

Do they demonstrate competence in network engineering, site programming or management? No, but then he is not trained for these and none of them are his job.

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Do they demonstrate competence in network engineering, site programming or management? No, but then he is not trained for these and none of them are his job.
For those of us who don't want to bother with yet another social network, what is the elusive title here?

Also, if he's not trained in network engineering, site programming, or management... maybe he shouldn't be running a furry site which requires management, engineering, and programming. Just saying. Because he's not very good at any of them.
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I'm gonna guess by his Twitter feed he's an Active Directory jockey, i.e. sysadmin type stuff for Windows servers/clients.

And GR, you really need to read your posts in the mindset of other people before posting. Because some of the shit you say might sound alright *to you*, but:

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Do they demonstrate competence in network engineering, site programming or management? No, but then he is not trained for these and none of them are his job.

No, they demonstrate that some friends/former coworkers can click on a button.

Finally, ten companies in the 10-15 years he's been a part of the workforce is a fucking lot. Just sayin'.
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Apparently I need a premium account to see much of anything (paging GR), but his current job is "Desktop Support/SysAd" at ManTech.  Here is his summary:

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Creative, self-motivated IT technician with over a decade of experience and multimedia animator specialized in producing visual media delivering aesthetic clarity and simplistic appeal to high-profile clients.

Associates Degree in Digital Animation
Graduated 2004, Art Institute of Philadelphia

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Tech: General troubleshooting, repair and maintenance, image deployment, server/rack architecture, DHCP, DNS, AD Forests, Domain Config, Exchange, GPOs
Art & Design: Graphic design, animation (specialization: lip-sync), 3D Studio MAX/Maya design, kinetics and UV mapping.

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All pretty much expected, except the top secret clearance. I am aware of what's involved in getting top secret (as opposed to secret), and either he's fudging things a bit (i.e. he had such clearance but it is expired) or the government doesn't even give a shit anymore. He'd have to be actively using said clearance for it to be maintained, because with the way it works you have to have justification related to your job. 10 years after 9/11, they have JUST NOW got the wait time for an investigation down to 3-5 months, where it was before 9/11. And that's for just secret or below.

How the hell do you have him involved with Yak and all the other shady characters he's been in contact with, and still maintain a top-secret clearance? I'm sorry, but there's just no fucking way.

Quote: "You don't want a top secret clearance" (because the government will pretty much check everything up to and including your anal cavity on a regular basis)
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And, you know, it's funny: there was a story on NPR some time ago that was basically talking about how it was important to get the word out to late teens and twentysomethings: one of the few growth industries where you can actually get a decent job these days is government work (either as a federal worker or as a contractor). And many of these jobs require clearances of some kind. So they were saying it's important that kids understand that they need to live a lifestyle that allows them to get & maintain a clearance so they can, you know, have a job. One of the big things they will tell you leads to denial of clearances is uncontrolled alcohol consumption, substance abuse, and/or association with...let's say..."unstable" characters. Basically they want to know could you end up in a position where you could be blackmailed or otherwise forced into giving up info that would risk national security.

I just fail to see how Dragoneer goes to cons and gets black-out drunk and that doesn't figure into his investigation. Oh, and by the way- they tell you also that if you have a clearance, you're not supposed to fucking advertise it. Not really sure what the rules/conventions are when it comes to resumes and the like, but I can't imagine that advertising that info on a social network, even if it is LinkedIn, is a particularly encouraged practice. Granted, it's not a public profile, but it kinda sounds like all you need to do is sign up and you can see it.

Although, on the other hand, I do know people who do tech support in government contractor roles and some of them are as much of a fuckup as Piche is, yet I think they have some clearance. So maybe the government just doesn't care anymore, or is so desperate for people...who knows. Piche with a security clearance scares me, regardless.
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If he isn't trained in those fields, he should be smart enough to find competent volunteers who are.  Lord knows how many people have tried to help.

And it is curious, how everybody in the furry realm who's tried to work with him has given him anything but a positive recommendation.  From Furp at his old military contractor job, through his ban from volunteering at Anthrocon, to the stories from Eevee, Wolfblade, Diocletian, and Witchiebunny about his present day FA gig, he's left a lot of people unhappy with his performance and very few people willing to state he's done a good job.  At best, you get a shrug from Yak, or some cheerleaders (like GR) who've never actually had to cooperate with the guy.

Then, I have very strong recommendations from internships where I did little more than correct a few glaring fuckups, and play Dawn of Souls, so... I wouldn't exactly trust all that.  If you can make computers go, somebody's going to be blown away by your performance.
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I just fail to see how Dragoneer goes to cons and gets black-out drunk and that doesn't figure into his investigation.

He mentioned in his leaked notes that one reason press isn't allowed to FA:U is because he could lose his job if he was connected to the whole "furry" thing.

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I'm not against media, just wary. In my position and career, if I were to be seen on TV as part of the media with this... I'd be let go in a heartbeat from my job. So would some other furries.

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If he has top secret clearance the government knows ALL about the furry thing, and what he does with FA, at cons, whatever. Doesn't mean that info is passed along to his employer, though.

Thinking about this more it seems rather likely that he had some kind of clearance when he was overseas. Not that he was doing anything particularly tough or unique, but if you're repairing computers naturally you have to repair classified systems--i.e. the systems that people doing "real" work on classified information use. So the support personnel have to have similar clearances just because of what they see. Shit, even the janitor that cleans, say, a Lockheed Martin facility might need a clearance.

But if it's in fact the case he got clearance for his overseas job, that top-secret clearance is long since expired, unless it's been renewed. I believe secret or below lasts 5 years, and top secret even less, with periodic re-investigations even before expiration. So if he was overseas in the 2004-5 time frame, that clearance is long gone.
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How the hell do you have him involved with Yak and all the other shady characters he's been in contact with, and still maintain a top-secret clearance? I'm sorry, but there's just no fucking way.

Quote: "You don't want a top secret clearance" (because the government will pretty much check everything up to and including your anal cavity on a regular basis)

Continuing on this train of thought, is it even remotely possible that the National Security Agency would be so stupid as to expose an individual such as this to Any classified material or content of any sort:

  • who has a Major issue with being denied peer recognition
  • Who has a major public website
    • that distributes pornography
    • that is notoriously insecure
    • that is routinely hacked
    • where his private internal discussions routinely wind up exposed publicly

 
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