(cont)
BEHAVIOR:
[] Confirmed scammer - add 10 points
[] Tardy commissionee - add 7 points
[] Criminal record - add 10 points
[] Sex offender - add 15 points
[] Murderer - add 20 points
[] Blackmailer - add 15 points
[] Braggart - add 10 points
[] Responds to valid criticism by likening opponents to children - 15 points, plus 15 point bonus if outright implying that they ARE children
[] Can tell you what "Yiff" means - add 5 points
[] Uses the word "Yiff", "Murr" or similar furryisms unironically - add 15 points, plus 5 if used as *actionspeak* in every day online conversation, ie: "*Looks at picture and murrs softly*".
[] Refers to partner/lover/spouse as their "Mate" - add 20 points
[] Refers to their hands and/or feet as paws, ie: "*Waves a paw*" - 15 points
[] Has been in the fandom longer than 10 years - add 5 points for every year > 10
[] Suspected zoophile/bestialist - add 5 points
[] Known zoophile/bestialist - add 15 points
[] Present on zoophile/bestiality site - add 10 points for each site
[] Strongly suspected to have had intercourse with an animal - add 10 points
[] Confirmed to have had intercourse with an animal - add 20 points
[] Arrested for breaking anti-bestiality laws - add 25 points
[] One-issue Wonder - add 10 points
[] Art pirate - add 10 points
[] Burning hatred for art pirates - add 10 points
[] Distinct lack of self-awareness - add 10 points
[] Unable to spot their own obvious flaws - add 10 points
[] Mommy issues - add 10 points
[] Daddy issues - add 10 points
[] Self-obsessed - add 7 points
[] Has a few too many freaky anecdotes about the furry fandom - add 10 points, plus 5 points if subject keeps breaking off from stories to assure listeners that they don't represent the normal state of the fandom
[] Roleplays so many characters that they seem to have misplaced their own personality - add 10 points
[] Self-hating furry - add 5 points
[] Vaguely condescending demeanor - add 5 points
[] Notably condescending demeanor - add 10 points
[] "You just don't understand my plot/art/characters!" - add 10 points
[] Wo/Manchild - add 10 points
[] Extreme political/ideological position - add 15 points for each notable stance
[] Rebelling against parents - add 10 points
[] Overcompensating for being in a percieved minority, in-fandom or out (female, gay, etc), by being outspoken to the point of irritation - add 10 points
[] Constant pleading for donations - add 10 points
[] Makes poor attempts to cultivate air of cool detachment - add 10 points
[] Ingratiates self with crowds via "casual visit from God" interaction - add 10 points
[] Plays out "sassy black girl" stereotype - 10 points
[] Pseudointellectual - add 10 points
[] Strives to appear cultured - add 10 points
[] Pretentious - add 10 points
[] Attention whore - add 10 points
[] Makes pop culture references incessantly - add 7 points
[] Camwhore/nudes available - add 15 points
[] Artist with fixation on responding to every comment on their art - add 10 points
[] Artist with fixation on thanking for every "watch" - add 10 points
[] Is trying to deliver a plot-with-porn graphic novel via a porn site with pre-paid subscribers who would prefer a porn-with-plot spank rag - add 10 points
[] "But it's my style!" - add 10 points
[] Has built online identity around furry fandom - add 20 points
[] Has built offline identity around furry fandom - add 30 points
[] Seemingly attracted to sources of hatred for them - add 10 points
[] Goes out of their way to respond to flaming/hatred/criticism with a faux-laidback attitude and responses that are basically variations upon the theme of "Whatever" - yet never stops responding - add 10 points
[] Passively defends fetishes - add 5 points
[] Strenuously defends fetishes - add 10 points
[] Actively promotes fetishes - add 15 points
[] Stalker - add 10 points, plus 10 points for stalking non-fandom notable, plus 20 points if said stalking lead to complete psychological breakdown and/or death
[] Drama Llama (has been known to cause drama) - add 10 points
[] Drama Nexus (constant source of drama) - add 20 points
[] Drama hound (chases drama) - add 15 points
[] Easily Provoked - add 5 points
[] "Troll" means "Person I dislike"/"Person I disagree with"/"Person who criticised me" - add 15 points
[] "Drama" means "Things I would rather turn a blind eye to"/"Criticism" - add 15 points
[] Solidly wedged into a hugbox - add 15 points
[] Artist who gives credence to asspat comments in journals and on pictures - add 10 points
[] Self-appointed fandom policeman - add 10 points
[] Self-appointed fandom information monitor/whitewasher (eg: 80% of furries on Wikipedia/TVTropes/Everything2) - add 15 points
[] Tendency to respond to alteration of their art with weak "Not Mad!" parody or other "joke" - add 5 points for each occasion, 10 if said material obviously took more than two hours to write and/or draw
[] Tendency to respond to alteration of their art with complete shit fit - add 10 points for each occasion
[] Roleplays in * performs action * format a little too frequently - add 10 points
[] Roleplays in * performs action * format a lot too frequently - add 15 points
[] Spontaneously tries to roleplay sexual behavior and actions in art site comment threads - add 15 points
[] Has Left The Internet Forever/Quit The Furry Fandom - add 15 points for each occasion
[] Has come back after Leaving The Internet Forever/Quitting The Furry Fandom - add 20 points for each occasion
[] Whitenight - add 20 points for each target of whitenighting
[] Whitenight magnet - add 10 points for each notable whitenight
[] Only associates with confirmed sycophants and yes-men - add 15 points
[] Psychotic, abusive or otherwise disturbed significant other - add 10 points, plus 5 point bonus if subject is obviously in denial
[] Uneven tri-angular relationship, or worse - add 10 points, plus 5 points for every partner over 3. Bonus 10 points if subject stresses that the relationship is "stable" and/or "equal"
[] Jailbait dating elder - add 10 points
[] Elder dating jailbait - add 15 points
[] Known to be associated with underage nude pics - add 15 points
[] Uses art/writing as soapbox - add 10 points
[] Obsessed with a particular fictional species, anthro or otherwise (Griffin, Ruke, etc) - add 10 points, plus 10 point bonus for Skiltaires, Sergals and Chakats
[] Kan't spel - add 5 points
[] Sociopath - add 15 points
[] Manipulative for own ends - add 15 points
[] Hypocritical - add 8 points for each example of hypocrisy
[] Bludgeons people into submission with own wallet - add 15 points
[] Identity fraud, textual, verbal or photographical - add 15 points
[] Personal character is a made up species or attention-grabbing hybrid - add 10 points, plus 10 point bonus for Skiltaires, Sergals and Chakats
[] Personal character has colors not usually found within biological family/ies - add 10 points
[] Personal character has sexualised physical flaw/deformity/body alteration - add 10 points for each
[] Personal character is cyborg or robotic - add 15 points
[] Personal character has extra mouth/eyes/arms/etc - add 10 points for each
[] Personal character has glowing eyes - add 10 points
[] Personal character has ridiculous name - add 10 points
[] Personal character has retardedly outsize penis/testicles - add 15 points
[] Personal character has long and incredibly dull backstory - add 5 points
[] Personal character can change gender, at will or otherwise - add 10 points for each gender, plus another 10 for each gender that has a markedly different personality
[] Personal character is described or depicted as strongly dominant/submissive - add 15 points (for each seperate personality, if applicable)
[] Personal character has nonstandard gender - add 10 points (for each "form", if applicable), plus 5 point bonus for herms, shemales and cuntboys or 10 point bonus for some new batshit insanity
[] Personal character appears to have no or magically/technologically altered internal organs in order to allow penetration by larger-than-average "objects" - add 20 points
[] Personal character has one or more pages of detailed description/diagrams of their internal anatomy - add 10 points for each page
[] Personal character is a particularly nondraconic-looking "dragon" - add 15 points
[] Personal character has more tails than would be expected (kitsunes and similar are NOT an exception to this) - add 10 points, plus five points for every tail after the second
[] Personal character has full-blown "anime hair" - add 15 points
[] Personal character has traits of two or more supernatural creatures, traditional or user-created - add 10 points for each trait
[] Personal character has extra teeth/extra mouth in unusual place - add 10 points for each
[] Personal character has physical features or qualities conducive to engaging in vore or vorelike activities - add 15 points
[] Personal character has one or more extra genitals of a given type - add 15 points for each extra phallus, testicle, vagina, etc
[] Personal character's junk is strikingly colored - add 15 points
[] Personal character's junk glows in the dark - add 15 points
[] Personal character's genitals are "species correct"
[] Personal character's blood is actually non-blood substance in otherwise biological body - add 15 points
[] Personal character's blood glows in the dark - add 15 points
[] Personal character is described or depicted as being radioactive - add 15 points
[] Personal character belongs to species far more advanced than human beings spiritually/technologically/evolutionarily - add 15 points for each advancement
[] Personal character has a breath weapon - add 10 points, plus another ten if it seems to have been pulled out of nowhere, ie: an otherwise normal fox who can breath fire for some reason
[] Personal character is an angel/half-angel or spiritual equivalent - add 15 points
[] Personal character is a god/goddess/god-thing or eldritch abomination - add 20 points
[] Personal character is a fairy/faery/fae - add 15 points
[] Personal character has jewels or jewel-like features mounted on their body in one or more locations - add 10 points for each
[] Personal character has wings - add 10 points for angel/bird wings, 15 points for fairy wings, plus 5 point bonus for every wing after the second
[] Personal character has antennae - add 10 points plus five points for every antenna after the second
[] Personal character has eyes of color found on neither any normal human nor on any real-world animal that the character may have been based off - add 10 points
[] Personal character has eyes of at least two different colors (heterochromia) - add 15 points
[] Personal character's eyes change color - add 10 points, plus 10 point bonus if change is based on an external factor such as mood or weather
[] Personal character has more than two eyes when the viewer would have intially expected two - add 15 points for each extra eye, plus 10 bonus points if character is playing upon "third eye" mythology
[] Personal character is described or depicted as conforming to nonhuman morality - add 15 points
[] Personal character is nobility or royalty - add 10 points for duke/duchess/count/countess, 15 points for prince/princess, 20 points for king/queen and 30 points for emperor/empress
[] Personal character is or was the lost scion of nobility/royalty - add 15 points
[] Personal character is "tall" or larger - add 10 points for ceiling-scrapingly tall, 15 for being unable to fit through a standard doorway, 20 for being able to see over a one-story house, 25 for being able to jump over a first story house, 35 for being able to use a good-sized cathedral as a stool, 50 for being able to bearhug a skyscraper, and 100 points for anything notably larger than that
[] Personal character is a nudist - add 10 points, 20 if this is a notable feature of their species
[] Personal character is a taur - add 15 points
[] Personal character has ridiculously outsize breasts - add 10 points for each cup size above B
[] Personal character has multiple breasts - add 10 points for each breast after the second
[] Personal character has a noticeably longer than usual tongue - add 10 points for doglike length, plus 10 if more than 20cm long past lips, plus another 10 if it does not look like the character should be able to speak, keep the toungue in the limited space of their throat when retracted, or breathe, plus another 10 if tongue is prehensile
[] Personal character has subsection of reference sheet deicated to the color and/or other details of their genitalia - add 15 points, plus another 15 points if the genitals get an entire sheet to themselves
[] Personal character seems to be an object upon which to hang accessories - add 15 points
[] Personal character features unexplained "tattoos" on fur - add 10 points
[] Personal character is based on someone else's character - add 10 points
[] Personal character is derived from a TV show or cartoon - add 10 points
[] Personal character's figure is inverse of real-world figure (fat owner, shapely character... or vice versa) - add 10 points
[] Sexy character, homely owner - add 10 points
[] Personal character is a fox - add 10 points
[] Personal character is a dragon - add 10 points
[] Personal character is a wolf - add 10 points
[] Roleplays - add 5 points
[] Roleplays as personal character - add 10 points
[] Public appearances consist of nothing but roleplay (ie: subject only ever posts anywhere as their "furry self" and will never admit that there is a human behind the keyboard) - add 20 points
[] Appears to be only able to think of sex in terms of BDSM and/or dominant/submissive personalities - add 15 points
[] Roleplays being in incestuous relationship with someone else/someone else's character - add 15 points
[] Roleplays being in abusive relationship with someone else/someone else's character - add 15 points
[] Tries ultra-hard to appear drama free - almost to the point of causing drama - add 10 points
[] Thinks a picture depicting personal character flipping "the bird" is an adequate rejoinder to a cutting argument or criticism - add 10 points for each use
[] Thinks a picture depicting personal character flipping "the bird" is simply a cool statement in general - add 7 points for each use
[] Has drawn a spoof of memetic underground art from the 60's/70's/80's (eg: a picture of their personal character executing the "Keep on Truckin'!" pose) - add 10 points for each occasion
[] Uses "mundane" or a similar term as a perjorative descriptor for non-furries - add 20 points
[] Visiting a con leads to one or more pictures depicting "You had to be there" events that occured at said con, often using the artist and their friends' personal characters as stand-ins, often drawn posed at a table - add 10 points for each
[] Visiting a con leads to X months of art featuring inscrutable in-jokes between the artist and their friends - add 5 points for each instance
[] Visiting a con leads to a bout of VD - add 10 points and avoid showering with them
[] Inappropriate sexual behavior or comments - add 15 points
[] Suspected of being the opposite gender to what they claim to be - add 5 points
[] Confirmed as having faked their gender - add 15 points
[] Leaps to defend prized fetishes at the first indication of an attack - add 10 points, 15 if said fetish is cub porn
[] "Childlove" advocate and/or NAMBLA member - add 30 points
[] Defends Inkbunny on the basis of its programming, appearance and/or interface while sidestepping the issue of its purpose and owners - add 15 points
[] Found out about the people in charge of Inkbunny, was shocked, but decided to keep their account there anyway - add 10 points
[] Found out about the people in charge of Inkbunny and barely reacted - add 15 points
[] Thinks the furry fandom isn't fetishistic enough - add 20 points
[] Loudly argues that anyone who, say, likes Chewbacca, is a furry - add 15 points
[] Uber-patriotic - add 10 points
[] Honestly believes furry conventions are mostly just art sales and furries being social - add 10 points
[] Honestly views the furry fandom as something equivalent to the gay rights movement - add 15 points
[] Honestly regards fursuiting as a form of performance art, public service or personal/social/political statement - add 15 points
[] Doesn't understand that "FURSECUTION!" is now mostly satirical shorthand for "the sound of furries complaining that nobody likes them" - add 10 points
[] Actually uses the word "Fursecution" seriously - add 30 points
[] Overwhelming irrational desire to defend the furry fandom from any and all criticism - add 15 points
[] Brony - add 5 points
[] Brony, and obnoxious about it - add 15 points
[] Brony, and furry about it - add 20 points
[] Weaboo - add 10 points
[] Tries to deflect criticism by second-guessing it while doing nothing about the source problem - add 10 points
[] "I'm just in the fandom for the money" - add 15 points
[] Bad hygiene - add 15 points
[] Non-ironic goth, or emo - add 15 points
[] Entire personality makes you think of black berets, beat poetry and/or jazz - add 20 points
[] Involved in running or financing Penny Inn - add 15 points
[] Has had character in art from Penny Inn - add 10 points, plus 5 if character was a cub
[] Holds forth on matters great and small without being invited to do so, as though their opinion carries more weight than it actually does - add 15 points, plus 10 points if said opinions approach TL;DR length
[] Caught lying about an attraction to a fetish - 10 points, plus 10 if said fetish is cub porn
[] Personality flaws can be traced to insecurity about their body or appearance - add 15 points
[] Whines about how fucked up they are - add 20 points
[] Very avoidant on the question of their IRL gender as a rule - add 15 points
[] Has admitted to having squicky fantasies that they would like to see played out in real life - add 15 points, plus 10 if said fantasies involve gore, physical harm of themselves or another, or physically impossible acts, plus 15 if said fantasies would involve someone's death
[] Is roleplaying an entire slew of family relationships online - add 15 points, plus 15 point bonus if "family" is incestuous
[] Has a furcode or similar contrivance - add 15 points
[] Ugly inside and out - 20 point bonus
[] Has more than 20 boxes on this list ticked - add 30 points
[] Subject is the person who filled this list out - add 50 points
SEXUALITY:
[] "Don't try to pin me down!"/"Fuck traditional gender roles!" attitude, expressed on personal basis or in work - add 10 points
[] Identifies as nonstandard gender - add 10 points, plus another 10 if fixated on nonstandard/gender-neutral pronouns, plus another 10 if known for throwing hissyfits if said pronouns are not used by all and sundry to refer to them
[] Transsexual but was denied psychological approval - add 10 points
[] Will go after anything that moves - add 10 points, plus 5 for things that aren't necessarily alive, plus 5 if movement is not necessary
[] Jailhouse gay - add 20 points
TOTAL:
Add all scores and compare with friends! Experiment to see who can find the most fucked-up furry! Use the checkboxes to play a furry version of Guess Who! Expand the criteria with new and interesting psychoses, neuroses and behavioral abnormalities! Adapt the sheet to other fandoms! Print it out, roll it up, and use it to snort coke off a generic furry gal's ass!
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