:| Nope, because I was using my run-down Jeep renegade to ditch. (I was a horrible high school student)
Besides, this kid's problem seems to stem from ignorant parents that thought the internet was harmless, and that the best way to deal with 'bullies' was to tattle on them, instead of breaking out some of their teeth. So, no, I don't feel at all sorry for this little dipshit, or his parents.
(Mod edit: Fixed the fucking atrocious grammar. It's preserved for posterity in the quotes, so I don't really give a fuck.)