ARGLE BARGLE I'M A GODDAMN FURRY
Damnit Raix, now look what's showing up here.
Hey kid, this isn't exactly a happy-furry-chat forum. Nobody cares that you like SL, or that you used to live in WA, or that you take it up the ass in a sweaty faux fur sack of sadness, or whatever the hell other personal information you're trying to sneak into your posts all PassAggy.
"As a relatively newbish furry," you've either picked the best or the worst place to start posting. If you read the threads here, you'll realize that furries are fucked in the head, and the 'fandom' is nothing more than an absurd fetish culture that will ruin your life and sanity. I pray that this sinks in and you see the error of your ways, and get the hell out of it before you fall too deeply.
RUN, LITTLE ONE! RUN AWAY FROM THE HUGGLES AND SCRITCHIES AND THE BAD MEN IN FUNK-SOAKED FURSUITS. THERE IS STILL TIME TO SAVE YOURSELF.