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Fun with Referrer Logs
« on: November 05, 2010, 01:04:39 am »
So back when we launched this site, I was tasked with writing a script to parse through our referrer logs on a regular basis, and make them accessible to the rest of the admin crew; partially to watch for trends in who was linking to us, what search terms led to what forum threads, and for the comedy generated by certain visitor IPs.  I recently overhauled this system quite a bit to make things a bit more useful, and while the tool is still restricted to admins only, I figured I'd make a little thread here and post some particularly interesting or humorous hits that come up.

One of my all time favorites, from quite a while ago, involved someone arriving on my article about DC Simpson.  While the search terms they used were amusing enough ("ozy and millie sex change"), it was the IP address, and the timing, that made it stick in my memory.  Around 9am local time, the first hit came in from an IP resolving back to a proxy.disney.com address in Disney's Burbank IP block; then 8 hours later, another hit with the same exact search term came in, from an IP on Charter's network in Glendale, CA, a city not particularly far from Burbank itself.  Furfag DCS fans within the big D?  Who knows.

Much more recently, and what really prompted me to create this thread to share the info, a hit came through that once again involved DCS.  Someone did a Goog search for "dc simpson shaving" and wound up in the DCS Megathread a few forums down.  Once again, the search terms themselves aren't necessarily that funny; it's the IP.  In this instance, a harmless-looking IP in the Comcast Business range, which just so happens to resolve back to "office.penny-arcade.com."  So much for Tycho not liking furries I guess?

Anyway, future posts won't be so damned wordy; they'll mostly be search terms or originating sites, landing pages, and most likely what the IP resolves back to since that's the most common reason to find these things humorous.  I encourage the other admin crew to post any good ones they find as well.

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Re: Fun with Referrer Logs
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 08:34:23 am »
My favorite comment on some blog post talking about the latest Republican to come out of the closet was, "I work with Disney executives professionally. I've seen enough repressed homosexuality to last me a lifetime."
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Re: Fun with Referrer Logs
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 03:02:51 am »
Maybe it's just because it's 3am but seeing a google query for "how to say furry fandom in japanese" made me laugh.

Also somehow "teenage virgins getting fucked on tables" lead someone to Viv I do not know how.

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Re: Fun with Referrer Logs
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2010, 01:44:07 pm »
I was confused as to why we were seeing referrers from the forum software's forum, until I went and looked.

Hi Yerf! You seriously couldn't figure that out on your own? :(

A couple of weird selections:
Furaffinity Is about to pop
"Inkbunny activation key is not sending"
kid looking at his balls

<@Foxid> hahaha
<@Foxid> this didn't take long
<@Foxid> "cub porn" furaffinity alternative

Also what is it with people who regularly make a habit of visiting the forum by googling "vivisector" and clicking the result link, instead of just typing "vivisector.org" into the URL bar? Stop that.
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Re: Fun with Referrer Logs
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2010, 02:13:58 pm »
Also what is it with people who regularly make a habit of visiting the forum by googling "vivisector" and clicking the result link, instead of just typing "vivisector.org" into the URL bar? Stop that.

My mom does that (no, not that), but she's also a schoolteacher nearing retirement age. You'd think the younger types that populate furry would understand these things better, but apparently not.
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Re: Fun with Referrer Logs
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 09:12:09 am »
My new favorite entry in the referer logs showed up this morning.

From search.aol.com, a query for "how to stop furries from brainwashing your teen".  Showed up twice, two different IPs, both were unfortunately in AOL's proxy cache range.

Godspeed, you concerned parent and/or guardian.