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Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« on: July 14, 2010, 02:58:12 am »
Apparantly she has returned, having made several livejournal entries over the past few days here:

http://rrvr-maddawg.livejournal.com/

typical sample:

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While sitting at my desk here in KY doing a report that is due by 2pm to the LTC. I get a text from a family member to check my email, so I check my email and there in my email from the San Jose Mercury News about Chris Cogdon of Mountinveiw California was arrested yester at 10:15am for having CHILD PRONOGAHY in his procession! My family all know about this fuckerís stalking, slandering & threaten my life when I lived in the Bay Area! I'm sure the CHILD PORN they could find was proudly mostly cub soft paw furry child porn arts (Which is still child porn) or RL photos children aka RL child porn. Chris Cogdon is a register sex offender in Santa Clara County. I've noticed over the years he had his nasty ass VCL, he had that shit mirrored out of the country because I think he does not want be tracked to his home location in Mountinveiw California or he would not get busted in another country for the cub porn art he allows on his website,.. Who knows, but I do the fucker is in sitting jail waiting for charges on processing CHILD PORN! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH BUSTED! When I find out when the state of California takes him to court aka State Vs. Chris Cogdon I will take leave and go watch and laugh with a pleased glee look on my pretty little face and when heís found guilty of child porn and sent to jail for a very long time I going squeal in delight and so a pretty little happy dance that will make the judge ram his hammer down and order a order in his court. Then when heís hauled away in cuffs to permission Iím going to cock my pretty little head and smile and wave Bye Bye to him, In other words Iím just going to fucking mock him! I might dress my best or where my Army Class Aís those days, never know I could be called to the stand and testifies, because the Moutinveiw police still have my police reports I made like 8 years ago on him Iím pretty sure of that. Maybe I should start crying and look so victimized when I talk about what he done to poor little me J

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It's not because I have a little ADHD, it's because I have a life and they donít. They are just trying to tear me down because they are looser and have nothing go for themselves.  It makes me laugh so hard I shoot milk out my noise these days. These people are such big ass losers and will stoop to such levels of a child and seek out illegal ways to try to bring down others.  I've never done a single thing to these furries and they attacked me for years no reason, by steal my personal pictures, art or whatever illegally and do whatever they want with my property, tell lies, and harass me! Well, I know I'm not going let it get to me other then I can get extra few bucks to send my children to Harvard with harassment charges.. Shit now I get paid for their harassment towards me here in KY! So, I say furries keep on doing what you are doing because you going are sending my kids to Harvard University LOL!


I have a friend of my husband in intelligence seeking out all the furry attacks like POE and other places that mentions me and ordering the web owner to remove or the US ARMY will take action having legally removed in other words they will remove it themselves!

She claims that her and a husband are "impotent officers":

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No, you see I'm a officer that my rank is a Capt. and they causing problems with me that can cause me to have maybe issues that can cause a danger to me and my platoon and basically put us in danger in many ways you can think and they have threatened my well begin and the well being of my children! The ARMY is trying protecting me as a soldier and I'm a very high investment because I was in ROTC and they paid for everything! My husband is an officer and a grad from West Point and he was major investment, and we have kids and live on base and we get a house and extra money for free. So, the Army has to protect its quality investments. Plus we are very great standing officers and move up in promotions fast and seen as one those impotent officers that are highly respected. In the next 6 months my family is moving to Washington D.C, because Iím being assigned for the next 2 years to the Pentagon. Iím a K9 MP, Iíll be the command officer of the K9 MP Platoon at the Pentagon. So, the stress on what the furries can cause could affect my performance and my platoon while Iím at the pentagon if I stress and it can cause mental issues! I could also be coming and going from the White House as well if they need a MP K9 to do a job at the White House or check shipments to the White House and the same with Air Force One.

http://rrvr-maddawg.livejournal.com/1643.html?thread=1643#t1643
http://rrvr-maddawg.livejournal.com/1643.html

It's all lies/delusion of course.

A website here mentions having been away from the internet for years:

http://maddawgsrrsite.webs.com/

They're obviously out of touch since VCL and POE are little trafficked now (If it was a troll pretending to be them, I'd have thought they'd go after FA), so maybe it really is them.

Terrible art:

http://maddawgsrrsite.webs.com/artwork.htm

Still going on about Matt Daily:

http://maddawgsrrsite.webs.com/mattdailythetruth.htm

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I disliked the fact that Matt spread those nasty evil lies about me, when it was the other way around! You see I met Matt threw the RR fandom years ago when he was 18 years old, he just wasn't normal he is very special needs (Severely Mentally Ill & Mild Artistic that is severely emotionally disturbed). Most people in the fandom dislike him because he was always talking about feet or his foot fetish (Out of all fetishes most people find the feet one disturbing & so do I), just be strange & being creepy, and annoyed everyone. I decided to be his friend him out of pity, because I'm a very nice person and because I felt sorry for him. So, I didn't know being friends with Matt would lead to the problems he caused when I decided to tell him I didn't want to be his friend no more when he was starting to sexually harass me through the internet and asking sexual things... After a month of his internet "Lick your face, lick your feet, touch your face and Etc or asking me sex related question I never would never answer", I told him I didnít want to be his friend anymore. He kept bugging me and I contacted his parents on his naughty behavior. So, I had a very long chat with his parents and they told me if he continues being sexual harassing of me  & they advised me to contect thethey advise me to call them back if he was still doing his naughty bad behavior on the internet! So, Matt contained he sexual advances, talk, and lick/touch this or that at me, and he even sent me pictures of himself masturbating and ejaculating. I contacted his parents and forward the pictures, IMíings and emails to them to them. That's when Matt was banned from the internet for little over a year for his mental naughty bad behavior. I also file a police report after he came back and was slandering me, so the police talked to his parents! His parents informed the police that Matt is very Mentally Ill & Emotionally Highly Disturbed, and been treated for it with both therapy and a lot different medication for years. So, if you are still believing what Matt is saying about me, DON'T! Because he's is a devotional emotional disturbed mentally illed person that now 28 year old living with his parents. Basically the police and my law stated he's basically on the line of being on the borderline of  mentally retarded person and a danger to others(Like making up stories like he has of me) and himself! Personally they think he needs to be insututionalized I a state mental hospital for his own good.

If you're not familiar with this person, you can get a brief overview here:

http://web.archive.org/web/20041206153326/www.kimmaugh.com/hbook/theprimer.txt

and on the rest of that site.

Could this return be anything to do with Kylen Miles "returning to the internet" I wonder, they appeared a few months ago on FA under the name artaith-21.

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Pls. note she has now made her LJ friends only.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2010, 01:12:45 pm by a snow pigeon »

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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2010, 07:14:43 am »
... It's difficult to know where to start, really...

It's such a... I mean... wow. It's like being introduced to a big screenful of Chris-chan at one time. The mind just sort of rebels, wanting to believe it must all be a troll. Some sort of bait, or... or...

I mean I had been vaguely aware of murmurings about "Kimmaugh" before, but this. It's... the army thing is just so... wow.

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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2010, 10:37:44 am »
She claims that her and a husband are "impotent officers":

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he just wasn't normal he is very special needs (Severely Mentally Ill & Mild Artistic that is severely emotionally disturbed).

Oh man, the typos alone...

Are you taking notes, Encyclopedia Dramatica?

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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2010, 07:11:02 pm »
Keister is fucking old-school. The shitstorm that she inspired over on Portal Of Evil is easily worthy of it's own article; it completely fragmented PoE-Red into the wasteland you see today. The entire atrocity tourism movement suffered a huge blow from the fallout; by the rise of 4chan it had been completely finished off.

Kim Keister was a dress rehearsal for Chris-Chan, with the drama between her fans easily eclipsing whatever drama she herself could create. She's lucky she disappeared from attention before the rise of Anonymous, as they are a far more vicious lot than those who came before.

If this really is her, it's quite fascinating to see how little she's changed. All of the old obsessions are still there.
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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2010, 10:49:44 pm »
I'll never understand Road Rovers fans.  They are obsessing over a show that only made 13 episodes.
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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 01:36:05 am »
Aaand WHOOSH goes the sound of the point over Sharki's head again.

Nice find, pigeon.  Always wondered what happened to ol' KAK.

Now for the eternal debate: Who is worse, KAK or Banrai?

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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 07:57:46 am »
I'll never understand Road Rovers fans.  They are obsessing over a show that only made 13 episodes.

Um... yeah...

*hides Firefly DVDs* Weirdos.

Is the thing between her and PoE documented on her ED page? If so I might go read it later. If it isn't, or if it's written in too heavy EDspeak to make out what actually happened, could someone give me a rundown?

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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2010, 08:46:42 am »
Quite amazingly, there is no mention of KAK on ED whatsoever.
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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2010, 09:44:58 am »
Thou excretes me, sirrah.

Well can I get the Cliff's Notes version of the Life and Times of Kimmaugh, then?

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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2010, 08:45:07 pm »
Aaand WHOOSH goes the sound of the point over Sharki's head again.

Nice find, pigeon.  Always wondered what happened to ol' KAK.

Now for the eternal debate: Who is worse, KAK or Banrai?

Banrai easily, just because she spent so much time trying to convince people she was into LULZ and tried to divert attention from every retarded thing she did.

KAK is oldschool funny though. AL OF MY ART COPYRITE
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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2010, 08:46:14 pm »
Thou excretes me, sirrah.

Well can I get the Cliff's Notes version of the Life and Times of Kimmaugh, then?

http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000420750

Enjoy.
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Re: Kim Keister (Kimmah) allegedly returns
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2010, 11:41:46 pm »
Thou excretes me, sirrah.

Well can I get the Cliff's Notes version of the Life and Times of Kimmaugh, then?

http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000420750

Enjoy.

From what I remember, it was basically your typical PoE fun 'n' games, until some people got a wee bit too obsessed with her.  There were a few too many people breaking the Prime Directive, and a few others posting in the Wintermist Productions forum long after the majority of the forum regulars had moved on. Much like it did with the Backwater Productions forum, that put some of the regulars who wanted to move on at odds with some of the others who believed there was still some untapped hilarity to be found, and it got to the point where people were bitching at each other instead of discussing KAK.
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