Author Topic: Jessica Elwood and It's identity (Read 7822 times)

Sechs · « **Reply #20 on:** July 28, 2010, 09:58:22 am »

Quote from: sharki on July 28, 2010, 09:45:52 am

I'd change it if I could find the Edit button.

It's in the upper right hand corner of your own posts. If you can't find it, you either weren't looking, or you've given a vital clue to your competence level.

Spip · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:26:03 pm »

Which will happen first: Sharki figuring out that it's "Modify" (perhaps you could use some help figuring out different words that mean similar things, champ), or the images expiring off photobucket thus saving him the trouble?

(Hey there goes one now, just need to wait for the other one)

(Also for god's sake they're only "the same" inasmuch as they both look like 90% of the animal-heads-and-tails-pasted-on-traced-human-bodies garbage floating around out there)

sharki · « **Reply #22 on:** July 30, 2010, 12:21:14 am »

There is no "Modify"button. The only thing in the upper right hand corner of my posts is the "quote" button.

Sechs · « **Reply #23 on:** July 30, 2010, 08:40:33 am »

Maybe you lack the ability to modify your own posts due to touching yourself at night.

And having an avatar of a Brian tattoo.

And having a godawful TV show concept.

Or having had your posts edited by a mod in the past.

But probably mostly the touching thing.

sharki · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2010, 09:43:23 am »

Touching my self at night is what killed all the dinosaurs, I don't know why the modify button isn't showing up.

And that's not just a Brian tattoo, that's my Brian tattoo.

And that "God awful" TV show recently made the quarter finals in a major TV writing and pitching competition.

http://www.nextventertainment.com/

They haven't updated their site yet, but I got an email from the head judge congratulating me on making the quarter finals. I'll find out if I advanced to the semi's in a few weeks. And before you make a joke about the lack of competition, there were over 700 entries.

But, seriously, if anyone knows why the "Modify" doesn't come up on my posts, I'd really like to know.

Gunther · « **Reply #25 on:** July 30, 2010, 02:59:39 pm »

As an off topic note. I'm glad your show's making some progress I'd really like to see it on tv and own it when it comes out on DVD/blu-ray.

sharki · « **Reply #26 on:** July 30, 2010, 03:41:17 pm »

I'd like to see it on TV too, it's a million-to-one shot, but the contest is encouraging. I'd better stop, ProvincialTwit doesn't like me talking about the show for some reason.

u63r · « **Reply #27 on:** August 02, 2010, 05:55:21 pm »

Quote from: genericfurry on July 20, 2010, 04:28:19 pm

Just simple logic would say that JE is some creepy lonely dude. I have to give it to him for using the whole 'im actually some attractive teen camwhore on the internats lol tee hee rofl fart', because furries are gullable and will believe it to the grave. So yeah, GOOD CAPITALIST. But this cliche has been played out so much in the fandom.

Well, there was Fossa, who was taking requests on Lulz.net. Unless some guy had a hot female friend who was willing to be posted on a furry website.

And there was...

Hm.

genericfurry · « **Reply #28 on:** August 02, 2010, 09:55:54 pm »

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Well, there was Fossa, who was taking requests on Lulz.net. Unless some guy had a hot female friend who was willing to be posted on a furry website.

And there was...

Hm.

I think you either have me interpreted wrong, or I probably didn't word myself properly. The old cliche that 'there are no girls on the internet' is worn out. There are girls on the internet. There are some attractive girls on the internet. There are some attractive girls on the internet that are furries. There are some attractive girls on the internet that draw furry art. There are some attractive girls on the internet that draw furry art and act like total camwhores.

However, there's subtle differences between a girl's vision and desires and musings; and those of a guy who is playing a girl on the internet. Especially when that guy has no real deep experiences with girls and, therefore, tries in vain to portray what they think girls think and act like. My logic isn't infallible, but I'm willing to wager that the subject of this thread is a guy. I'm quite certain.

a pigeon · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2010, 08:39:57 am »

They've now confessed all, in a Deviantart journal:

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I think this is the second time I do this, and this time I want to make it right.

The past month or so has been a disaster of my own creation, and I got many innocent people involved in this. My actions have no excuse. I spent months, years fooling around, spending my time in stupid games instead of doing what I should have. I treated my clients like crap, I lied and lied and lied until I finally got caught and all the rotten stuff was exposed.

I earned myself a well deserved ED entry. For a time I felt hurt, but honestly? If it had been someone else who did as much crap as I did I wouldn’t have been surprised at all. Then I lied to you all again, to the point I am not surprised many of you thought I had ”autohacked” my DA account. As for my clients, I can’t express my eternal gratitude for all your patience and understanding. Your humble me with your trust even through all what I’ve done. And all the people who stood by me through this. I don’t deserve having friends and fans as awesome as you.
There are many things being said about me, some false, some painfully true. I won’t attempt to change your minds about them. Believe what you may. I’ll just say this is a bitter medicine and I’m glad I was caught and dragged into the mud and humbled down like I deserved. All I can hope now is to finish making up to my clients. I gave the refunds I could afford and I’ve been delivering work to everyone else who contacted me as fast as I can, and once more I thank you for your understanding and kindness.

During these past months and years, I lost my way. I forgot I am an artist and became a diva and now I am paying dearly for it. What I will do now? I don’t know, but I know I will accept what I am. I am not a goddess or even remotely sexy. I am just a sad, stupid girl. I am not a smoking hot model from California. As many of you discovered my real name is Martha, and I am from Mexico. I am just an average girl with many self esteem issues. But also I am an artist, and what I have is my art, my hands and my pencils and my drawings. And I hope with time that will be enough for these who I betrayed. What happened, what I did, will stay there forever as a reminder of my stupid egoism, so the only thing I can do now is try to amend the damage with the thing I still have and have been always genuine.

My art.

Thank you.

http://jessicaelwood.deviantart.com/journal/33996888/

From comments on the journal, it looks like her hand was forced:

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She's not Arden the Black. She's Martha Guerrero Martinez. The only reason why she is confessing it is because we discovered her and her spending habits. I don't know about this Arden person, but Martha IS a scammer.

http://comments.deviantart.com/5/33996888/1598463200

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I think she wanted to go away like a scam artist would, but it was public pressure what made her type all of this. For one we know her real name and IP address.

http://comments.deviantart.com/5/33996888/1598458983

sharki · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2010, 02:18:50 pm »

I don't know. It's kind of a "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" situation. Is there anyway you can believe a known liar, even when they tell the truth?

Sechs · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2010, 03:14:31 pm »

You generally lie to get yourself out of trouble. Thinking that someone who just admitted to lying, admitted they were wrong to lie, apologized for lying, and generally took responsibility and said they deserved what they got must only be doing it as part of an even bigger lie seems to be getting into conspiracy theorist territory on the scale of Truthers, to me.

"Rig the Twin Towers to explode, sneaking around for months or years to do so. Then hijack four planes... we'll put them somewhere hidden, and scatter some debris that's NOT from them in the wreckage. We'll do all of this to start a really, really unpopular war. But make sure we do it all so incompetently that any kook on the internet can find us out."

genericfurry · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2010, 04:15:55 pm »

I think it's a bit dramatic to say that someone lying about their gender is analogous to claiming the government was responsible for 9-11.

I still wager it's a fat dude in pink, frilly panties in bumfuck, ohio.

Sechs · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2010, 04:27:42 pm »

Quote from: genericfurry on August 03, 2010, 04:15:55 pm

I still wager it's a fat dude in pink, frilly panties in bumfuck, ohio.

Indeed, and it's that sort of gambler that makes casino owners rich.

Heimdal · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:10:07 pm »

Quote from: Sechs on August 03, 2010, 03:14:31 pm

You generally lie to get yourself out of trouble. Thinking that someone who just admitted to lying, admitted they were wrong to lie, apologized for lying, and generally took responsibility and said they deserved what they got must only be doing it as part of an even bigger lie seems to be getting into conspiracy theorist territory on the scale of Truthers, to me.

That would be more valid if we could see her, hear her, or even had any reliable sources vouching for her. But it's the internet, so we have none of that. It makes more sense to assume she's a pathological liar, because why the hell not? It's the most accurate assumption so far.

AshleyAshes · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2010, 10:35:27 pm »

Get busted being a guy on the internet pretending to be a hot chick? Lie agian, say you were an ugly chick pretending to be a hot chick and wait to see who falls for that instead!

Sechs · « **Reply #36 on:** August 04, 2010, 06:39:22 am »

Quote from: Heimdal on August 03, 2010, 10:10:07 pm

That would be more valid if we could see her, hear her, or even had any reliable sources vouching for her. But it's the internet, so we have none of that. It makes more sense to assume she's a pathological liar, because why the hell not? It's the most accurate assumption so far.

No, it does not "make sense". It's just what you want to think because it's the position that gives you the greatest feeling of superiority.

ED has confirmed she's a Mexican woman via IP comparisons. All the insistence that she MUST be a man is just retards flailing because the drama they most wanted it to be just has to be correct.

Unless you actually have some proof this person has a penis, as opposed to all the proof that it's actually an overweight girl named Martha from Mexico, why don't you remain silent instead of removing all doubt.

ProvincialTwit · « **Reply #37 on:** August 04, 2010, 09:28:15 am »

Points off for backseat modding but overall I agree with this assessment.

It's pathetic that I'm having to intervene in this thread twice but enough with the conspiracy theory bullshit.

Proof or STFU.

Sechs · « **Reply #38 on:** August 04, 2010, 10:13:59 am »

Quote from: ProvincialTwit on August 04, 2010, 09:28:15 am

Points off for backseat modding

Not my intention. My apologies.

Heimdal · « **Reply #39 on:** August 04, 2010, 01:59:47 pm »

Quote from: Sechs on August 04, 2010, 06:39:22 am

ED has confirmed she's a Mexican woman via IP comparisons.

ED had earlier 'confirmed' that she was a Mexican man via the very same IP comparisons. They changed their story in light of some new flimsy hearsay proof. Really, I never insisted she was a man, and I never gave a crap about her sex either way. All I really said there was that she has consistently lied (the only thing proven). So it's just a big pile of bullshit.. why even argue a side? Maybe you're less wrong, but I doubt it.

I'm sorry I don't care about the shitty inconclusive proof. Maybe give it some thought yourselves.