Hell hath no fury like a furry scorned

[Pi]

Your standard "fag 1 and fag 2 make plans to do faggy things, fag 2 gets stood up and starts whining about it passive-aggressively so fag 1 gets even more passive-aggressive" story.

From LiveJournal, xalelydo reports:

Seriously people.  Second time poster, but still as much lulzy drama.

I went to califur this past weekend, and previous to califur, I talked to this person named Coony about possibly doing things with him.  I mentioned "sure, it'd be fine, I'm up for it, and if I have time--I'll see how you feel."  Turns out, the guy had such high hopes of having sex at Califur that he was "totally hurt, and feels so wronged" that I didnt play with him, that he felt the need to contact me this past monday, trying to get me to feel bad about not fucking him.

The conversation spiraled down to me telling him to "grow up" and be a "mature adult", which I should have realized wouldnt happen when it came to him--because he isnt very there to begin with.

Anywho, back to the reason I'm posting here.  He seems to need a pity party, about not having been fucked, or being taught how to do some things with another guy, and persists on trying to get me to feel bad, which at this point, how could I?  It's too sad (and now funny) to make me feel bad.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1463863/

How immature are older men?  Seriously?  Let him know how bad you feel that his con, Califur, was ruined, just because he didnt get to have sex with someone, because he "holds true to all plans and promises he makes and is made".  Note, I didnt promise anything.  I said I would be up for it, if I wasnt busy--and stuff happened, I got busy, and time didnt permit.

Oh.  My God.  Some people need to learn how to be an adult, huh? (I totally know I'm starting drama here, which is childish--but if he's going to do this, I cant feel bad for him, and want to have some lulz while I'm at it).
Tags: being an adult, bryan, califur, coony, disappoint, drama, growing up, maturity, moving on, sex, yiffing

The other guy has a slightly different story:

i have encountered alot of other furs that like to make plans and then when it comes time to fulfilling what they say they promtly denie it. i have had 10 others do this to me and then some turn around and denie they said anything when its brought up. they dont like it so they toss the drama crutch in and hobble off after using their high end collage degrees to belittle and insult you.

i do my best to stand by what i say i will do and i fucking do it. i have friends that trust me with money and other things cause i prove myself trustworthy. i dont renigg on deals made, i dont tell some one something and not come through, i do it. if i make promises i keep them.

if your going to tell me something that you will do, i will hold you to it. if you cant then DONT FUCKING MAKE DEALS YOU CAN NOT HOLD TO! i am one of the ones that will remember what you tell me and bring it up to you after the fact. and if you cant handle me telling you about it and such, well shows you cant handle much. if you have to run away fine. shows alot of your character and your personality.

now there were some that came back and apoligized to me for this and i excepted the apoligizes. and i still do. this is for the ones that belittle me and call me drama for speaking out and saying what i feel.

i do all i can to help others when i can do it. i will give my money out, a ride, smokes anything, you can ask me for anything. if i have it i give it. if i promise to do something i do it. its the way i am.

i take pride in my character, he is very important to me and if i fuck up he gets the bad name. i will not tarnish his image.

i am proud of who and what i am. if you dont like me, guess what? YOUR MISSING THE BIGGER PICTURE AND ITS YOUR LOSS. i have friends that trust me with alot. and i will be there for the ones that want me around.

so if this is you then you still owe me an apoligy, if its not you then we are fine.

All of these :words: over one person's failure to insert their dick into the other

[LordNagetiere]

Buttsechs is serious business.

[Sechs]

Haha at the "furrydrama_2" post, mostly. Why not just go ahead and call it "furrydirtylaundry" if that's how you're going to use it?

The other's pretty hilarious, too, in part because it so perfectly combines the stereotypes of male entitlement ("You made promises! Even if you didn't actually think you did, YOU DID! You owe me sex!"), pissy homosexual ("Oh my GOD you guys he ran away from a little buttfucking like a little breeder!"), and murrypurry furry ("My character's reputation is more important to me than my own life! By not giving me yiffyiffs, you tarnish my character's yiffy name!"). It's like this perfect little chemical compound of every possible negative male trait re: sexuality that you could ask for, just asking to be shaken and then thrown into a crowd.

ETA:

Oh god, I'm now actually tempted to create the "FurryDirtyLaundry" livejournal community, and blatantly make it a place where furries can come to bitch about their personal slapfights with other furries. It would be like having a drama farm that you don't have to till, sow, or weed, you just buy the land and wait for the crop to come in.

[Freehaven]

Oh god, I'm now actually tempted to create the "FurryDirtyLaundry" livejournal community, and blatantly make it a place where furries can come to bitch about their personal slapfights with other furries. It would be like having a drama farm that you don't have to till, sow, or weed, you just buy the land and wait for the crop to come in.

DO IT.  NOW.