Minor laughs thread

[ProvincialTwit]

As for DCS, well, would it be worth bumping the other, months-old thread?

I consider that thread undying so if you (or anyone) has new/relevant info pertaining to DCS' continued descent into tranny madness, by all means bump the hell out of it.

[LordNagetiere]

I think DC Simpson's main issue, apart from anything personal, is he cannot make a comic without it going political, or philosophically condescending. O&M is basically a pseudo-Calvin and Hobbes, watered down with a lot more personal crap thrown in. Girl was just a remix of that with a human. Raine Dog is pretty much a gigantic BAAAW fest.

Really his issue is he will always be a leftist Jay Naylor. The best he can do is rip off other strips, and be condescending to his reader. His hardest efforts will produce nothing more than Doonesbury on a bad day with a bit of shaving thrown in.

[sharki]

I've been skimming the archive for "My Cage".  I don't think it's that bad, way better than some of the crap out there.  Some really funny strips at the beginning, but it definitely seems to have run out of steam toward the end.

Besides, with the way the newspaper industry is headed all daily comics will soon be relegated to webcomics.

Granted, this probably has very little to do with using anthro characters, a bit more to do with the writing being honestly pretty lacking, and a lot to do with old people complaining loudly whenever the funnies page changes where's my Marmaduke I wanted to read Marmaduke I swear I will cancel my subscription me and the whole nursing home will if you don't bring back Marmaduke god damn you (etc).

I remember when "The Houston Chronicle" stopped printing "Gasoline Alley". which I'm convinced no one under 90 still reads.  You'd have thought the world had come to an end the way some old farts complained.

[Lazarian]

Jeez! It's like a tear in spacetime opened up and we get to see a decade back where Brian O'Connell throws a hissyfit and quits the fandom forever. We even get to see Hirtes nipping at his heels as he runs for the door...

http://dammitfreehaven.com/hugbox/res/7051.html

http://www.lulz.net/furi/res/1220664.html


And within a day, he's back.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/neuromanson/

The time continuum returns to normal. Kinda.

[Sechs]

You know, I'd say that was one of the fastest "I'm leaving forever/I'm back!" turnarounds ever, but I've seen them happen in under an hour. But then Biney did seem to be laying the groundwork for his "Well I've returned despite the horrid trolls!" stuff even as he bawwwwed that he was gone forever.

For anyone that missed this crap as it happened in real time, I could try to do a full writeup, but it will I'm afraid never quite capture the hilarity of watching him go insane "live". You had to be there.

[Fate]

Pushin' this to say, if you've got SA access oh my god graysergal whatever's thread is hilarious. It's even gassed for posterity.

He posts about his roommates fighting and then someone finds his FA account. And his DA account. And then they start posting his stories and pictures. When he asks a mod to move the thread to the appropriate place, he's banned and gassed.

[ProvincialTwit]

Pushin' this to say, if you've got SA access oh my god graysergal whatever's thread is hilarious. It's even gassed for posterity.

He posts about his roommates fighting and then someone finds his FA account. And his DA account. And then they start posting his stories and pictures. When he asks a mod to move the thread to the appropriate place, he's banned and gassed.

Ahaha beautiful.  This, this right here, is why furries can't have (don't deserve) nice things.

Also, it looks like someone didn't so much "find" his FA account as much as he SET IT AS HIS "HOMEPAGE" IN HIS SA PROFILE.  Also his Y! account name is kind of a giveaway.

[a pigeon]

Some things said by various furries:

.Im scared,absolutely terrified of my upcoming prolonged break from the net...i know i have to cancel my net so i can replace a dying power suply and moniter...but one thought keeps me from doing so without fear...."How many people i care about will still be alive when i return?"

got to tell all i have always loved armpits and don't know why they have a turn on thing to them i just love a good looking armpit that is clean , don't care if it's a harry or a smooth armpit as long as they are clean and smell good , any time i would see a hott guy or girl with a sleeveless shirt or topless i would get a good bone going ,, and now i see a lot of very good art that shows yummy looking armpits and i would love to see more of it like kissing or a good licking of armpits and or a good spooging in an armpit or 2

I was molested by my eldest sister when i was only 4 years old...after that my sex drive was awakend...so i spent my childhood looking for sex from kids my own age and adults....i preferd adults because i felt better about initating sexual contact with someone who was an adult and was already sexualy active...only time i engaged in sexual acts with someone close my own age(from the time i was 4 to about 16or17) was if they themselves initiated the sexual contact with me.

What pisses me off is people saying a child is unable to decide when I MYSELF decided at the age of 4 that i wanted that special intimate moment between people who care about each others pleasure...I MYSELF chose adults over kids my own age because i felt that kids my own age should only be INTRODUCED to sex by other kids in something innocent like a game of house or doctor.

It pisses me off when people tell me that i was too young to know what i wanted and what i was getting into...that i was NOT able to consent.
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW THAT???
Are they me?
Did they go through the things i went through?
Do they know what i think and feel?
Do they know my mind and heart...both NOW AND THEN?
The answer is a resounding NO....all they have is an opinion based on the life they themselves have lead.
HOW DARE THEY JUDGE ME AND TELL ME I WAS WRONG????

I have a new years resolution: I'm not allowed to cum outside of a diaper. Like - if I want to so much as paw off I have to either put on a diaper or one (or more) has to be in very close proximity. If I want an exclusive diaper fetish so bad well now I have one. :3

[...]

It also has led to strange reactions in that I now think of getting padded as incredibly arousing, and I even had that reaction in the grocery store while near a shelf of diapers and pullups - I got pokey and had to get out of there quickly and concentrate on something else. Oh, look, soup is on sale! *adjust *adjust*.

My new years resolution has worked extremely well, almost too well, six months in I have real trouble getting a boner now without diapers involved.

[ColonThree]

[horrible things]

I shrugged, laughed, shrugged, cried, then cried some more. No matter how much I see it, I just can't get habituated to the idea of diapers being sexualized. Terrible.

Where did you find such a menagerie of horrors? FA journals?

[MazelTovCocktail]

[horrible things]

I shrugged, laughed, shrugged, cried, then cried some more. No matter how much I see it, I just can't get habituated to the idea of diapers being sexualized. Terrible.

Where did you find such a menagerie of horrors? FA journals?

If you're still freaking out about that, you should ask someone in the know to show you the dark underbelly of the fandom someday (hint: that's not it).

[ColonThree]

If you're still freaking out about that, you should ask someone in the know to show you the dark underbelly of the fandom someday (hint: that's not it).

Cubs, pedos, and bestiality? Oddly enough, that doesn't freak me out as much as people wearing diapers.

[camellia sinensis]

diapers are stupid but who cares if anyone wears them, it's harmless.

pedophilia, zoophilia, et al. are the exact opposite of victimless indulgences.

[a pigeon]

FA journals?

Yes, they were from FA journals. Here's a submission:

Ok...this one is for kuroookamitsume and nanaki_leon_wolfbane
They both are in need of jobs and Nanaki has MS(Multiple Sclerosis) so he needs medicinal Cannabis...i am also trying to focus healing energy into nanaki to help combat the MS.
So i am including them in my magical workings today...ill probably be exhausted after all this but it will be sooooo worth it to help 3 furrs who are closest to my heart.
for both spells i will be using my hair and my blood as an offering of something precious and valuable to me and i am also asking help from the ancestors of all 3 as well as help from loved ones who have enterd the next life.

The following is the incantation i am using.
_______________________________________________________________________
This spell i cast is for those i love
for Feathery who makes my heart fly like a dove
for Kurro and Nanaki to make your troubles flee
a job spell for all three...and it harm none so blessed be
_______________________________________________________________________

i will also be invoking the full real names of all three when asking for help from ancestors.

I will be casting this later tonight so please focus all your positive energy on both of these spells...it would help a LOT

Keywords:
dracowolf   dracofox   job   money   wicca   magic   spell   cannabis   weed   420   pot   medical

     

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/hippiemouse/

More magic in the scraps, and it is blood.

[ColonThree]

The day FA stops surprising me with its endless parade of insanity is the day I stop going there.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/hippiemouse/

Well that was unexpected.

[pmart]

Oh beautiful, and HippieMouse is now falling in love with his new roommate after just two days.  Addik is a babyfur who just got out of a 5 year "open relationship" that started when he was 16 and his ex was 24.  He's also the closest thing to a clinical psychopath I've had the pleasure of meeting IRL.  Too bad there's nowhere online to verify the firsthand stories I've heard...

[Kindrift]

One Steve Hopps recently went looking for a job in the IT industry.  Level 2 support, really.  The Chicago area shop he interviewed with was staffed by a goon who recognized the Anthrocon board experience which Hopps had listed under volunteer positions on the resume... which reveals him to be the AV director known as "Simba Lion" to the furries.  That, with his pawprint pin, his all-black interview attire, and his general hygiene immediately signaled that this was a man to be hired without delay.

Simba took a three hour lunch break on his first day.  Management discovered him looking at "pictures" on the internet, and fired him immediately.  He's back on what we guess is his third year of unemployment, scumming for crash space at MFF, and generally living the life.

[Jim Demintia]

Didn't he have a sugar daddy type situation going at one point? I haven't seen him online in years, but when I did, I seem to remember he didn't exactly give off the cash-starved stereotypical furry vibe. In fact, it was the opposite.

[loki]

Didn't he have a sugar daddy type situation going at one point? I haven't seen him online in years, but when I did, I seem to remember he didn't exactly give off the cash-starved stereotypical furry vibe. In fact, it was the opposite.

The poorer you are, the more likely you are to try to pretend to be rich. This isn't a broad generalization, but you know there are those type of people out there who live well beyond their means.

[Kindrift]

Background: Lulz has a long history of editing furry art, swapping genders of characters involved, removing clothing, etc.  This happened again.  People threw various genitals onto Tartii's dragon thing.

http://lulz.net/furi/res/2056823.html

 Theyre disrespectful. They are rude. They dont give a fuck about you. And wont keep that stuff in their thread. Nope, they go outside of their hornets nest and post it elsewhere.

 I am ASKING you to go and defend it. Apparently defending artwork is a weakness. Well now I am pissed as all hell. If they kept it to themselves that would be fine and dandy...but when they personally attack ME? And OTHERS?

 Oh hell no. I dont care if its lulz.net. I will end this. I am fucking stubborn.

 I dont care if 'I cant win.' I can at least piss some of them off.

 Anybody wana hop on the bandwagon? >:3

 Have a male-sona? Theyll turn it into a girl. Have a female? You just grew a dick!

 Edit: Anybody know how to file DCMA?

SO whilst the DMCA IS PENDING

 I AM MURLOC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHgRAlkpxJw

Than people who continue to bring up things that I have moved on from, continue to try and wire into my head that Im an idiot for standing up to people who are complete and utter morons, and try and make me feel worse.

 I will continue to stand up for what I believe in. Regardless of what anybody thinks. As trivial as the matter is. Yeah they can continue to edit pictures or post dicks all over my face. Or bread. The bread was awesome. Buuuut like I told them, its like whatever now.

 It really is funny. Do please continue. c:






 Anyway. Back to art.

After screaming for about six hours on the imageboard itself, she backed off, attempted to file a DMCA, failed to find Lulz's contact information, and that was it.  She leaves behind a few dragons and Pikachus with genitals and a photo of her head with many penises layered onto it.