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I'd buy that for a dollar
« on: November 13, 2007, 04:34:44 pm »
Ah furbid. Aflood with topics which originate because people turn to the internet when their landlord pounds on the door. So it's no shock people sell things, be them cheesy prints of cheetah girls masturbating with lawn ornaments, or an offer for a custom comission where anything goes*. Also, unsurpsingly, the place doesn't function much like an auction. People bid on what they want, but since most furries require money rather than having it to blow, the vast majority of decent stuff, yet alone the crap, never gets a bid.

Every now and then though, the fairy of shit descends upon the site to sprinkle her not-so-fail dust on an eager deciple, and you get stuff like this.

Who wants to be a (yiff) hero?
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For the low low price of $300, you too can have an uncolored, anatomically awkward AND rushed comic depicting all the nasty shit you can think up in an email. As long as your requested characters are either felines or canines with what looks like a touch of the Downs.

Feel free to turn this into a megathread guys.

*Except you can't have gore, vore, scat, watersports, gay situations or any animal that's not vaguely like a ferret, because that's all the seller draws.
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Re: I'd buy that for a dollar
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 05:21:53 pm »
hell yeah I want furry porn which proves that the person doesn't even pay attention to what a fucking labia looks like because they're """TOO DISGUSTED""" by regular human porn

fuck anatomy as long as there's dick involved I am so there *lays $310 on the table and glares at the other bidder*

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Re: I'd buy that for a dollar
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 05:56:33 pm »
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*I suck at: (pretty much everything ever)
Which makes him useless for anything that could approach art or fiction.  The honesty is novel but the product isn't, disfiguring any hopes that with an actual writer you could sell it.  Also any hopes that you could make swap.avi into a furry comic without actually needing to look at it.  It's a shame, it really is.
What if the pentagon has stored lost data of porn and yiff in it's data, has anyone over there saved about millions of porn data and art in it's computer drive? tell me more about the facts what they have in your opinions!

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Re: I'd buy that for a dollar
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2007, 11:45:06 am »
And to think... I've spent most of my time avoiding drawing wieners. If I draw weenies, I can obtain hundreds of dollars for sub par arts?
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Re: I'd buy that for a dollar
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2007, 12:08:02 pm »
And to think... I've spent most of my time avoiding drawing wieners. If I draw weenies, I can obtain hundreds of dollars for sub par arts?

Well, it's a two step process.  First you have to be ePopular, which involves many cocks and also sucking (and it helps if you pretend to be a girl).  Once you're ePopular, you can draw poorly rendered animal people and spend an inordinate amount of time on their naughty bits (be sure to use 'furry words' for them in the descriptions like 'sheath' and 'knot').  The cash will start rolling in!

Now you know!  I expect a cut of the profits.

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Re: I'd buy that for a dollar
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2007, 12:11:35 pm »
Well, it's a two step process.  First you have to be ePopular, which involves many cocks and also sucking (and it helps if you pretend to be a girl).  Once you're ePopular, you can draw poorly rendered animal people and spend an inordinate amount of time on their naughty bits (be sure to use 'furry words' for them in the descriptions like 'sheath' and 'knot').  The cash will start rolling in!

Now you know!  I expect a cut of the profits.

Hmm...  I just may have to try this out as an experiment sometime... when FA allows registration again... >.>
Everyone here must try and find my secret FA identity.
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Re: I'd buy that for a dollar
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2007, 07:45:34 pm »
Hmm...  I just may have to try this out as an experiment sometime... when FA allows registration again... >.>
Everyone here must try and find my secret FA identity.

I had almost convinced an old former furry friend (former friend, still a furry. heh.) to pull something like this.  They had managed to develop multiple distinct art styles, and considered posing as some innocent teenage furry girl in order to make some cash.  But they pussied out.  Don't pussy out, man.

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Re: I'd buy that for a dollar
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2007, 10:30:58 pm »

    Around 4-5 years ago, atrocity tourism luminary GreatLemur actually tried this - he scribbled out some horrible dickgirl pic, put it on furbid, and actually got the thing bid up to ten bucks before he pulled it. Unfortunately, thet's the closest thing to an experiment of this kind I can think of.

    CLEARLY SOMEONE NEEDS TO TRY AGAIN
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