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« Reply #40 on: May 19, 2010, 09:25:03 am »
That might be the best first post I've seen here.  Well done.

I wouldn't go so far as to say it would be anything approaching 'cool' or 'awesome' without the random naked blue furry thing in the back window, but it could at least be explained away as someone who was waaaay too into a video game.  And at least the video game was decent; I mean it could be worse, they could've covered their car in 'starfox' crap.  Or pokemon.

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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2010, 01:13:34 pm »
Well, pretend for a moment you don't even know Okami is a videogame. ... Okay, yeah, silly, but the point is, it's a big Japanese style flaming wolf that's not done toony or whatnot, and has the name "Amaterasu" across the windshield. If you had no clue it was a game, you'd just figure the guy had some Japanese styling going on.

I had a trainer at a job once who had the Terran Empire tattoo from the original Mirror Universe episode of Star Trek on his arm. He said he got compliments from non-nerds on it all the time... they didn't know it was a nerd tattoo, because they didn't watch friggin' Star Trek. They just saw some neat geometric shapes pierced by a wicked broadsword.

If you're going to get a nerd tattoo, or nerd out your car, you could do worse than stuff like evil empire insignias or wolves wreathed in flame, because those have crossover appeal. The generic naked blue furry chick on the back window, though... one look at that and the first thought's gonna be "WTF, nerd".

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« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2010, 01:39:03 am »
then he hent that noble prince by the hand,
and said "welcome my soueraigne King HENERY!
chalenge thy Herytage and thy Land,
that thine owne is, and thine shall bee."

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« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2010, 07:09:56 pm »
Man, that is one dirty door...  :o

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« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2010, 11:30:23 pm »
Judging by the figure, that guy's face is a fuckin' sandwich blender. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's eating roadkill.
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« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2010, 01:16:53 am »
Well there is a McDonald's bag on the floor OH ZING!

I do like that he is holding his head in shame, as well he should be.

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« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2010, 08:52:41 am »
When you have to use your thighs to hold up your belly, it's time to go on a water and dietary supplement diet.

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« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2010, 03:20:39 pm »
And here is a wasted motorbike.

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« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2010, 07:36:28 pm »

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« Reply #49 on: June 06, 2010, 02:04:52 pm »
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« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2010, 10:19:20 am »


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« Reply #51 on: June 11, 2010, 03:51:00 pm »
We could probably just do a whole, "Vehicles Ruined by Furries" thread.



This should be included in a carfax report.

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« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2010, 06:40:24 pm »

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« Reply #53 on: June 14, 2010, 07:03:29 am »
Intellectual Observation: Hm. This seems to strengthen the idea that furry is, for the semi-savvy sort, intuited as a place where anyone, no matter their size or appearance, can come and seek sexual gratification and have a decent chance of finding it, especially if they're looking for some cock.

Aggravated Observation: Oh great, another aging beardy one. And he looks like a geometry teacher or somebody's uncle or something, like he could be halfway respectable-looking if he wasn't naked and browsing furry pickup sites, god fucking dammit I did not need those kinds of thoughts when I see this sort of guy out in public.

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« Reply #54 on: June 14, 2010, 03:31:54 pm »
I don't think the giant naked fat guy is half as bad as the duel CRT monitors being in what must be his living room.
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« Reply #55 on: June 14, 2010, 06:44:46 pm »
Does it really count as a 'living room' when it's a studio apartment?

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« Reply #56 on: June 17, 2010, 07:43:50 pm »
"she like showing the boys her clothes..."




http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4024056
then he hent that noble prince by the hand,
and said "welcome my soueraigne King HENERY!
chalenge thy Herytage and thy Land,
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« Reply #57 on: June 18, 2010, 07:40:15 pm »
"she like showing the boys her clothes..."




http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4024056

That is almost as bad as the Natasha love doll that other guy had.  I know that one was custom made.  I wonder where the hell this inflatable horror came from?
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« Reply #58 on: June 23, 2010, 04:55:21 pm »
hello gentlemen


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« Reply #59 on: July 04, 2010, 03:43:32 pm »
then he hent that noble prince by the hand,
and said "welcome my soueraigne King HENERY!
chalenge thy Herytage and thy Land,
that thine owne is, and thine shall bee."