The Caladon Dalimar thread rides again

[ProvincialTwit]

When the author of the original 'Cal' thread asked us to remove it, I said sure.  It was mildly entertaining, but wasn't going anywhere; and since he asked nicely to avoid additional personal drama, I complied.

That was then, this is now.  Such a request is naturally going to incite some curiosity, which is going to cause some digging around the Internet, which is sure to find some gold.  This, I present to you a new and possibly improved thread on Portland's favorite almost-pedo-furry.

What we know about Cal based on combing the web and witness testimony:
-He's 39 (based on his myspace)
-Also based on his Myspace, doesn't understand geography. (Olympia, AL != Olympia, WA)
-Targets furry boys half his age (and sometimes younger)
-Has a housemate who quite obviously does not like him (as evidenced by the prior thread)
-May or may not actually have a job.  (Reports indicate he was laid off several months ago with no indication of new employment since)
-Thinks he's qualified to run an entire convention (possibly just wants Con Chair title for an opportunity to stick it in Doc Conway)

Failure4Life page is here.

I know he has a pathetic Pounced ad, but I can't be bothered to go hunting around there right now.

This is something of an unofficial callout thread, since I discovered Cal was harassing the OP of the last one.  So, feel free to post anything you can find on this guy; I'm sure there's plenty more out there.

Special note to Cal's Judas-buddy Grey (haha yeah we saw you register, way to use the same name everywhere): fuck you.  Oh, and also fuck you.

[Pi]

The aforementioned pounced ad:
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hcenc=1&hpad=1295

I absolutely Abhor DRAMA (look it up if you don't know it) Too many people wont tell anyone what they feel and it causes issues that lead to DRAMA.

Why is it that the people who state this invariably generate twice as much crap as any normal human being?

[LordNagetiere]

Because they think they're above it, and those pig-pen style clouds of shit that follow them are just everyone else's problem. In short, all about egos.

[ProvincialTwit]

Some new drama fun in the land of Cal!

Reports from his housemates on his latest actions:
-has continued to lounge around on unemployment for six months without so much as bothering to look for a new job
-in typical 'furry entitlement' fashion, believes that he will receive some sort of extra monetary compensation from the state/feds on some long-shot 'displaced workers' technicality
-since he himself refuses to get a new job, his current cum dumpster has also refused to get a job
-blindly allowed (since Cal was spending 2 weeks slumming it up in Seattle for rainfurrest when this occured) an accused, unemployed dogfucker (and his dog) to effectively move in
-brought in yet another furry housemate who supposedly was responsible and had a job, while specifically neglecting to mention said furry's unemployed boyfriend/baggage

And that's just a few of the dozens upon dozens of terrible decisions and actions he's taken in just the past couple months alone.  This has all culminated in the only responsible, employed housemates (naturally the two who aren't furries) declaring the whole thing a wash and announcing their intention to move out.  The comedy here is that Cal received word of this through the furry gossip channels while he was in Seattle, bringing down a major buzzkill shortly before what will likely be his last convention in some time.  Priceless.

Granted, now Cal has returned home, and while not thus far being openly hostile toward the departing housemates, has apparently decided to use the old furry pass/agg methods of 'revenge', such as unplugging the house's wireless router to deny anyone else access to the Internet.

His dream of slumming out a perfectly good house to a gaggle of irresponsible, unemployed furries, subsidized by the state of Oregon and his two responsible housemates has been shattered.  Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.

[Ricky]

He sounds like a deadbeat but not that much worse than maybe half the furries out there 

The only thing I'd see that sets him apart is he's 39 and still a deadbeat (but again, I've met plenty of similar cases).

I'll be at Rainfurrest though -- if I end up meeting the guy I'll tell you all about it!

[ProvincialTwit]

I was under the impression RF had already happened last weekend while he was in Seattle.  Couldn't be bothered to check their website.  Ah well.

Also this thread is currently #3 in a Google search on 'Caladon Dalimar', which is pretty funny.  Especially considering 1 and 2 are some old Anthrocon forums threads, and 4 and 5 are his failure4lyfe pages.  Fun times.

A correction from my contact in the household - looks like the internet thing was just a temporary problem that has been corrected.  I include this minor bit of truth to contrast with the major douchebaggery of Cal's other actions.

Quick addendum: Cal has apparently chosen to place all the blame for his little world crashing down on housemate #1 (former thread OP) and some other mutual friend/former housemate(?).  He's been getting the angry, pass/agg silent treatment, while Cal has apparently been downright cordial with housemate #2, likely in an attempt to convince him to stay.  Sources indicate the chances of this having any effect are nil.