The following people are not allowed to draw Starblade

[rodox_video]

UPDATE: the unthinkable has actually happened.

Original post:

    Former dead dude Starblade put up a big fuckin' list of people who are not allowed to draw his cartoon proxy. Maybe it's reverse psychology?

[DJ_Izumi]

I think he just copy pasted Fchan's DNP list, cause he wants to put any comissions by him there.

To clarify: I'm looking for a quick popularity boost on a very tight budget. I can't help the fact that you don't want art made by you to be posted on even the most common of furry art sharing mediums.

What's worse?  That what he said is utterly stupid or that it's actually true that getting artists to draw their fursona well and making the image well known, is instant furry popularity points?  God forbid that furries become popular on actual MERRIT, right?  I mean, that just couldn't happen.  It wouldn't!  If someone tried, imagine every molicle in your body stopping instantaniously and the entire furry fandom exploding at the speed of light!

So, it looks like he wants a list of comissioners who are not on the DNP list just so he can feel free post them anywhere online without getting banned.  Of course, he couldn't word it like that, after all, he's a furry, so it had to sound more like Nixon's Enemies List. :/

[Pi]

And for a bit of relevant thread raising-from-the-dead, via twitter.

<Starblade> If one only commissions stuff to get the right kind of attention, one deserves neither the good kind of attention or the commission.
<@two_pi_r> @Starblade uhh didn't you want a commission for attention yourself? Posted FChan's DNP and said "these people can't draw me", i recall?
<Starblade> @two_pi_r I hate having to explain myself, but that is legitimate grounds for confusion, so I'll bite.
<Starblade> @two_pi_r It's what most people call a "learning experience". So far, I'm learning faster than some to just go with the flow.

Can't quite fathom his reasoning here. Maybe I need to read more Ayn Rand.

http://starblade-enkai.livejournal.com/94953.html?thread=218089#t218089 is still up for now.

To clarify: I'm looking for a quick popularity boost on a very tight budget. I can't help the fact that you don't want art made by you to be posted on even the most common of furry art sharing mediums.

[Freehaven]

I think that he's saying he figured out just how stupid his "don't draw me you bastards!" bullshit was.  At least, from the way I read his tweets.

[Kindrift]

If one only commissions stuff to get the right kind of attention, one deserves neither the good kind of attention or the commission.

This was in reply to another twitter post:

Sigh, commissions. They generally get you attention from people you don't want it from, and none from those you desire it from.

Per usual he's unable to comprehend straightforward English.  The mutant is projecting his reasons for a commission onto others and declaring them foolish for it.

[a pigeon]

Sept. 6th 2010:

I think someone's going to artists and telling them not to draw me. I don't know for sure, but I have good reason to believe so. Well, whoever it is, I have something to tell them, and they won't like it.

Is this your game? Getting buddy buddy with artist types and then after you're their friend, using your charisma to blackmail people into doing whatever you want or else you tell artists not to draw them?

If so, I hope you get blacklisted from using the internet and have no ISP that is willing to let you back on the internet, and that this continues happening to you until you yield your coercive power and motivation.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1690726/


What motivates him:



http://starblade-enkai.livejournal.com/123683.html

On furrydrama_2, someone who recently encountered him at a furry picnic event:

He pretty much stood around on his own, we only heard him mutter "does anyone play tabletop RPG's" once, he would randomly throw comments or questions at us when he was standing like 4-5 feet away, at barely a whisper. He would also loom over peoples shoulders if they were sitting drawing. He had this little lunch box with him that mommy probably packed for him, never let this thing out of his touch/sight (he like obsessed over this thing, the 5 minutes he put it down to have a smoke he kept reaching back to touch it every five seconds like someone was going to get close enough to him to take it), and didn't touch anything else. He'd also like walk across the area, stop and close his eyes like he had to think about how to walk..
According to my boyfriend he would periodically 'pick his wedgie'..

He bugged one friend about the people he was obsessing over, can't remember the names but they sounded horribly familiar, he just kept bugging him about them untill I started talking to the friend.

He complains about not having friends and blah blah BS, no fucking shit, he's THAT akward. I think one of my other friends did talk to him for a moment but quickly left..

I had never run into him before today.. And I will be glad if I never do again..

[MazelTovCocktail]

Why this guy isn't wearing a jacket that forces him to hug himself right now I have no idea.

I've met/seen/heard of some incredibly socially awkward furries, but ol' Starbles has to just about take the cake. 

[Jim Demintia]

Dude sounds seriously mentally ill. Although on the other hand it seems like a lot of furfags like to rag on guys like that because it makes their own fuckups and failings look positively pedestrian in comparison.

[loki]

I wouldn't be surprised if he has some sort of mental disorder - I remember some story about him yelling "FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON" but can't remember any of the interesting details... :x

[ProvincialTwit]

I wouldn't be surprised if he has some sort of mental disorder - I remember some story about him yelling "FUCK YOU I'M A DRAGON" but can't remember any of the interesting details... :x

Oh man this is THAT GUY?  Top-notch comedy.

[Sambo Rox]

I have no idea how such a individual can come off acting that fucked up but eh, Furries