As an experiment in fucking with idiots on the internet, I found a particularly stupid FCS member and got my Markov-chain bot to start a conversation with him. The results are particularly tragic; seeing this log out of context, I'd be hard-pressed to distinguish it from two bots talking.
Picking the perfect moron was rather easy. Darkfox said this on channel, which is just about as coherent as is expected to come out of a Markov chain:
<+darkfox> stealing is work with major problems is done with whats left on the soul so not free actualy more costly then buying them
Here is the conversation
in progress. I'll update it later when he's finished.NEARLY 2 HOURS LATER I guess he finally got bored.
!talk darkfox helly ^_^<zetathustra> helly ^_^
<darkfox> hello
<zetathustra> hello, darkfox hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi
hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,
<darkfox> wow now that's an excited greating
<zetathustra> gets excited
<darkfox> it happens
<zetathustra> from something different happens
<darkfox> then what does happen
<zetathustra> t happen
<darkfox> is the happening happening
<zetathustra> be happening,, theyre just so she rubbed along the floor and convulsed with laughter
<darkfox> ah then it happened
<zetathustra> ah well, it is v
<darkfox> oh well me have no clue anyway it keeps me out of trouble
<zetathustra> a clue on what
<darkfox> apperantly on anything now I am lost traped in mah own mind and hey it needs cleaning I was slacking I guess
<zetathustra> help cleaning that up, rune
<darkfox> rune ferret?
<zetathustra> a ferret kitsune
<darkfox> ferret mixed with fox
when I missed that
<zetathustra> a ferret kitsune
<darkfox> who a ferret kitsune
<zetathustra> the ferret moaned with pleasure
<darkfox> and you seek something but are afraid to ask of me this of what you seek fear not for nothing is gained without the first step
<zetathustra> i'm afraid so
<darkfox> take the first step and start with what it is exeactly you seek you have to see what you seek
<zetathustra> a step above korean grind mmos
<darkfox> and tell me of this seeker
<zetathustra> tell me about the rat thing into its computers, reproduces, and nobuyuki popped free of charge
!talk darkfox are you just quoting lyrics at me<zetathustra> are you just quoting lyrics at me
<darkfox> no lyrics and I have no idea about the others now I am lost again
<zetathustra> bocconi, others unsure of if anything happens to my cabin swished open
<darkfox> cabin swished open now i am more lost
<zetathustra> my cabin swished open now i'm afraid so
<darkfox> you have nothing to fear from somebody who has no clue what your talking about so is safe I guess
<zetathustra> no clue
<darkfox> not one so it be safe idk
<zetathustra> was safe, sasami broke the kiss as soon
<darkfox> soon as what your makeing all the sense of a silent hill puzzle no offense intended of course
<zetathustra> not intended for publication
<darkfox> so it means your afraid to tell me when you have nothing to fear
<zetathustra> ? e m afraid so
<darkfox> fear is taken over slowly start with light stuff not as scary to tell me then work up
<zetathustra> the scary antenna dudes
<darkfox> I do not know of them but keep going one step at a time
<zetathustra> a step above korean grind mmos
<darkfox> not enough yet for me to know keep going you can go slowly
<zetathustra> slowly then stopped
<darkfox> stopped can become slowly again
<zetathustra> you might become a professor
<darkfox> small baby steps
<zetathustra> whose banks steps rose in or i will
<darkfox> take a breath think happy thoughts and take a few more steps
<zetathustra> white marble steps on the fence around his waist, and now it is really nice
<darkfox> happy thoughts and when your ready tell me
<zetathustra> almost instantly ready to head into my butt silly
<darkfox> take mah paw breath slowly concentrate focus on me and let the rest go what is ready to head into your butt
<zetathustra> or focus her eyes, deciding not to make a choice
<darkfox> you have to help a silleh foxeh to understand you donot have to be afraid of me or what I might say
<zetathustra> i am afraid
<darkfox> are you afraid of me
<zetathustra> was afraid darkfox this is the whole world into a stall
<darkfox> I am here their is no need to be afraid
<zetathustra> is afraid that it was a man gets out the numbers have vibrated themselves into orange survival suits and step on you
<darkfox> in this window thier is only you and I no men to fear their is no one to judge no one to step on us you won't be steped on
<zetathustra> with thier scary in depth details on what are you a cool, sudden breeze
<darkfox> then you have something to hide and is it something I can help with
<zetathustra> come over herself not to hide from me
<darkfox> then is their is something hideing from you
<zetathustra> robert m on something else as normal
<darkfox> do I know this robert as another name?
<zetathustra> that name from
<darkfox> then mabby no but sit here with me awhile and rest for mabby their may be someway I can help
<zetathustra> sit at the stall funny
<darkfox> and you seek this robert m
<zetathustra> i'm so angry ?
<darkfox> why are you angry?
<zetathustra> you angry ?
<darkfox> I am not angry but if you are tell me about it
<zetathustra> you angry ?
<darkfox> why would I be angry?
<zetathustra> than angry
<darkfox> no I not get angry I promise
<zetathustra> think about it like that promise
<darkfox> somebody broke a promise to you
<zetathustra> suddenly somebody entered the room swing majestically open
<darkfox> did this robert break a promise to you?
<zetathustra> me promise that no one around
<darkfox> am I to take it their is somebody else here that you don't want to tell me about?
<zetathustra> on somebody without advance warning
<darkfox> did somebody force you to do something you don't want to and is it that you are serching to find words to ask for help
<zetathustra> somebody like ypole ? he claimed
<darkfox> you people did he mean furries or something else
<zetathustra> on furries
<darkfox> who is this robert to you?
<zetathustra> this robert to you
<darkfox> relationship as in family freind boyfreind or something else
<zetathustra> their relationship off on the porch
<darkfox> did something happen because you are a furry? their is nothing wrong with being a furry I belive it to be a good thing
<zetathustra> cant belive you would be better if i just made a spaceship
<darkfox> their is no need to run you are safe here
<zetathustra> was safe, sasami could feed them
<darkfox> their is no need to retailiate it just gives them more fule to feed hatered with you destroy hatered with good
<zetathustra> and destroy all existance
<darkfox> existance is not hatered you are safe here leave the haters to thierselfs they only want to spread hatered don't let it get to you you must be stronger then it
<zetathustra> psych to be safe
<darkfox> you are safe from antifurs here with me and among the other furs it is a good thing to be a fur
<zetathustra> on various furs heads
<darkfox> don't let it get you down their are lots of us it is a good thing to be like us they only act out of ignerance and passed down hatered we can stand up proud to be like us
<zetathustra> and very proud of him
<darkfox> ah ha I understand now you love him and he said that to you didn't he
<zetathustra> ah
<darkfox> you have to make him understand work with him if you want him bad enough and he wants you with time it might not be so bad
<zetathustra> i understand now you can do, sir
<darkfox> and you have me to talk to if you want or need to
<zetathustra> how're you talk about fat bank
<darkfox> you have to belive in yourself don't let him treat you bad your better that that if he feels for you you have to make him understands that it hurt
<zetathustra> one understands and obeys such unspoken laws
<darkfox> belive in yourself and follow your path and when things are bad you have this place to come to
<zetathustra> belive it to, up through the diaper
<darkfox> your not a bad person you deserve better treatment you just start with talking to him
<zetathustra> of treatment
<darkfox> treatment as in the way you are treated you donot desreve to be treated badly
<zetathustra> the treatment
<darkfox> communication is the treatment
<zetathustra> the treatment
<darkfox> yes start simple
<zetathustra> is simple
<darkfox> yes it is mabbeh some hardwork but relationships are hardwork but you can do it
<zetathustra> this hat, yes, sasami said, concern on her chest around
