2 The Poisoned Gryphon

[Freehaven]

http://2-gryphon.livejournal.com/194672.html
http://2-gryphon.livejournal.com/194874.html

2 the Ranting Gryphon nearly gets killed via someone attempting to give him alcohol poisoning.

[LordNagetiere]

So it's not even like he was slipped a mickey, someone just spiked the punch with absinthe and genius couldn't tell how much alcohol was in it by say, his tongue drying to a prune.

I mean, christ, I've gone to the frozen oasis and could smell the firewater they slumped into the brew, and usually that's a good sign to the old brain to say 'don't finish this'. 2 makes it sound like someone stabbed a ricin tablet into his gut.

[Pedro]

As a heavy drinker I'd say it's hard to accidentally get that drunk without noticing it. I'd be more inclined to believe it's a case of rampant alcoholism than anything malicious.

All that aside though, this is unfolding in a very predictable manner, right down to the whacky analogies and hilarious threats of violence being made by half of the commenters. As well as those by the poisoned master of comedy himself.

[DJ_Izumi]

I fell into the mistake of being too trusting to people I didn't know. This isn't the fandom that it used to be. It's a mistake to simply trust someone who calls themself a fur these days.

Cause, previously, you could always unquestionably trust someone based on their fandom, sexuality, relegion, line of work or any other allegence, without possibly getting bitten in the ass for it.

It's becoming a real problem in the fandom, and is probably a result of the gay and raver night club scenes converging into the fandom.

Wait, what?  Ravers in the furry fandom?  Since when?  Oh sure, there's 'RaverFurs' but those are just the same social shutins with glow sticks on webcam.  And 'convention raves' sure as hell don't count.  Seriously, I use RaverFurs as the prime example of a fursona that has traits that the real person wishes they have, that they could easily engage in in real life, but absolutely don't anyway, proving that most furries, tragicly, will invest more effort into 'playing pretend' than ever doing some 'cool thing' in real life.

[Freehaven]

One last update from the Drugged Gryphon.

[DJ_Izumi]

So, after saying he got drugged, he decides to promote alcoholism?

Can I drug him with propecia and minoxidil now so he'll grow some damn hair?

[MetropolitanDonut]

No, drug him with something that'll make him actually funny.

[ProvincialTwit]

No, drug him with something that'll make him actually funny.

Impossible, no such substance is known to man.

Conversely, he might be funny if the entire audience were drugged.

[LordNagetiere]

It's actually amazing that despite being so adamantly against what he sees as furry drama, he's the perfect example of it. Not only has he contrived a conspiracy against him from a possible non-happenstance, but he can duck out claim to be the better man/unaffected by it (did it for the lulz, right?) AND have all his little faggot fans and cadre still wanting blood for it.

It's actually kind of incredible when you remind yourself he just sort of bumbles through life and his opinions.

[DJ_Izumi]

I just never liked this guy.  Dennis Miller ranting about furries, that'd be funny. 2 is just... Bleh.  I had a roommate once who, I sware to god, musta had every thing 2 ever recorded on MP3, he was droll even as crap played in the background

[ProvincialTwit]

Hey Ratty, confirm/deny: Doc Conway and 2 are bestest buttsex buddies.

[Kindrift]

2's cohost's adventures with booze tend to put minors in the hospital for alcohol poisoning.  These two are the poster children for the temperance movement.

[LordNagetiere]

Hey Ratty, confirm/deny: Doc Conway and 2 are bestest buttsex buddies.

They sure do seem to lavish praise on one another, but don't bicker, and while rumor has it that 2's pig bottom tendencies would in theory and may have aligned with Conway's superiority complex fueled topping, but I can't see either of them going steady with someone who isn't at least half their age.

Likely they just typefuck, in the same vein the good doctor does with married men like Sample, or anyone else his Eye of Sauron like presence on the net befalls.

[ProvincialTwit]

They sure do seem to lavish praise on one another, but don't bicker, and while rumor has it that 2's pig bottom tendencies would in theory and may have aligned with Conway's superiority complex fueled topping, but I can't see either of them going steady with someone who isn't at least half their age.

Likely they just typefuck, in the same vein the good doctor does with married men like Sample, or anyone else his Eye of Sauron like presence on the net befalls.

There is nothing about this reply that I didn't enjoy reading.

[Captain Cowgirl]

I NEVER want to picture Conway doing anything CLOSE to fucking.