24 August 2008 @ 12:00 am
http://starblade-enkai.livejournal.com/59528.htmlYou know what? I'm gonna just drug myself until I'm too fucked up to get on the internet. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing else is going to work.
In fact, by the time anyone starts caring about this LJ entry, I'll be OD'd on the worst shit imaginable and by that time, my untimely death will be imminent.
Read it in the newspaper. Internet addict dies from internet addiction. I'll make sure it's in the obituary. Much lulz to be had for you and your friends, and at the most opportune time.
Tags: committed suicide for the lulz
Current Mood: absolutely fucked up
Later edited to say:
Addendum: I have made my decision. I will simply drink myself to death. Alcohol poisoning is a lot easier, a lot more fun, and not only is being caught less likely, but the consequences are less harsh.
Of course, since I have my pride, I will be posting both my addresses under a cut. Yes, I have two addresses. No, it's not for stalking.
My name is Matthew Paul Finnigan.
Parents home: 20 Lariat Court, Walnut Creek CA, 94596.
Personal home: 963 Maplegate Court, Concord CA, 94521.
That's for all you wanna be stalkers out there.
You have a wikipedia moderator to thank for that information. As I'm already drunk, I am going to state my suspicions that it is one of the infamous four: Kaijima, Baxil, Xydexx, or Postvixen.
For those of you who have been paying attention to me, those are the four I put in one of my own 'FUCKING FURRIES' icon, before I got my current one from Atomicat. Nifty, ain't it?
