Lovingly crafted by
some babyfur, I present:
The not-so-secret-yet-entirely-public Code of Furries
Yes, I wrote this. It's based very, very loosely on "The Sekrit Code of Anonymous".
Furries are united. Furries are forgiving. Furries do not forget.
Furries are filled with compassion, morality, caring, and mercy.
Furries work as a group, because having friends makes the individual stronger.
Furries cannot be harmed, no matter how many lolcubes are dropped upon them.
Furries take all attempts to harm furries facetiously, usually pointing and laughing.
Furries are not enemies to those whom are not furries.
Furries are subject to the law.
Furries undertake Serious Business at times, but prefer to have fun.
Furries are everywhere.
Furries cannot be outnumbered.
Furries are joined by other furries when they appear.
Furries have weaknesses and flaws. It's true.
Furries hold various things sacred.
Furries will be your friend should you ask them to be.
Furries are not an army by default, but band together when necessary.
Furries are usually in control, but occasionally not.
Furries do not accept failure. Furries deliver.
Furries reject your reality and substitute our own.
Furries have identities.
Furries can be betrayed, just like Anonymous can be.
Furries are not created as equals; rather furries have their own unique characteristics.
Furries are furs by choice, spirituality, or <insert reason(s) here>.
Furries obey the Code like the Pirate's Code; it's more of a guideline.
Uh-huh. I mean..
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Edit: Its only response was to post some image macro about yiffing in hell. She's certainly taking things facetiously.
