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Best of Pounced.org, or: a story of desperation and footpaws
« on: July 10, 2008, 02:17:33 pm »
For those of us new here, pounced.org is a furry personals website. Enough said.

First up on our tour is ShadowShifter. My favorite part is his dippy little ... thing... about "ol great wolfen spirits", and the "Edited Coyote Ver For A Friend". I hesitate to call it a poem and I hesitate to call it a prayer.

Pounced has a bunch of stereotype-mongers, like this bisexual wiccan dom wolf with a "crescent through his  left eye" (whatever the fuck that means), people looking for live-in cumdumpsters, people looking to BE live-in cumdumpsters, angsty (babyfur) teens looking for love (or a Master), true beauties (this one requires a login to view the full profile): and Foxbourne.

There's your spattering of people whose "fursonas" don't resemble themselves in the slightest, and the occasional fluffy feel-good spiritualist

Then, there's finally this. I have no idea what's going on.

Edit: have a couple more: http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hpad=14762 http://pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hpad=14387
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Re: Best of Pounced.org, or: a story of desperation and footpaws
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2008, 03:45:40 pm »
I dunno man, Zion the houseboy/pet wolf sounds like a catch to me. I mean, just look at that fursona! Murr.

EDIT: Holy shit, there are furries in the NHL. One has to wonder just how deep the rabbit hole goes...
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Re: Best of Pounced.org, or: a story of desperation and footpaws
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 11:13:42 pm »
http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?&hpad=11512

That's TiGwolf, he used to live in my area... not really surprising since he took it any which way he could get it, but decent guy overall.
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Re: Best of Pounced.org, or: a story of desperation and footpaws
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2008, 08:34:42 am »
Okay, all the other requirements on the 'seeking twink' ad make sense (creepiness withheld) aside from...

3) Likes real wolves.

4) Is talented (not only in bed).

Anyone care to shed some light?
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Re: Best of Pounced.org, or: a story of desperation and footpaws
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2008, 08:21:20 pm »
Quote from: Pi on July 10, 2008, 02:17:33 pm

Then, there's finally this. I have no idea what's going on.


Wow, that person sounds like a real blast to have around.
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Re: Best of Pounced.org, or: a story of desperation and footpaws
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2008, 08:49:29 pm »
Quote from: Pi on July 10, 2008, 02:17:33 pm
Then, there's finally this. I have no idea what's going on.

I like this person and wish to meet them, for some form of Asshole Duel.


Also

lol push-start
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