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DOUK NOUK UM TO THE FUR COMMUNITY: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO GAY

I need to know.  What is with the prevalence of buttsechs amongst furries?  Even the common Internet user will tell you that the first thing his mind marries to the subject of furry is two foxes fucking, and usually right in the ass.  You can't get two steps in FA without being showered in gay furry art.  And the herms.  Let's not forget that even the women have to have dicks on them majority of the time.

I would like to discuss this with like-minded people who find it worrying that every single fucking furry in existence appears to love getting fucked in the ass or fucking things in the ass more than life itself, and why they immediately get up in arms when their unhealthy love of penis is brought up. 

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2008, 06:22:21 am »
Two Words:  JAILHOUSE GAY.

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2008, 11:51:34 am »
Two Words:  JAILHOUSE GAY.
Elaborating a bit more, Sad Fat Hairy Fuck A cannot get any female ass, being what he is and being that he's too socially inept to seek out any Sad Fat Hairy women.  Scrawny twelve year old boy face man cannot find likewise.  By something more than coincidence usually, they both end up a furry convention, confide in each other's inability to attract something fuckable, then proceed to push each other's shit in until they're so full of it that they forget that they weren't seeking penis originally.

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2008, 01:11:41 pm »
Donut pretty much hit the nail on the head there, but left out one important piece of information.  The fandom has historically maintained about a 90/10 ratio of men to women, with an even more minute percentage of straight, single, not batshit insane chicks.  Of this number, the attractive ones want nothing to do with the unwashed masses, and the less attractive ones don't live up to the impossibly high standards said unwashed masses have toward women.  So it's a desperation move.  Desperate for some kind of sexual contact with another living sapient being, the typical male furry will finally realize their only chance to get off is with another dude, and so it goes.  Though many of them will label themselves 'bisexual' because deep down, they really wish for some poon.

That's not to discount what I daresay is a minority of actually gay furries. 

This also accounts partially for the disturbingly high number of trannies within the furry ranks.  As "open minded" as furries claim to be, a large portion of them still harbor reservations about homosexuality (hence the above labeling themselves as 'bi').  That, combined with all the cross-gender 'fursona' role playing over the internet, leads them to the conclusion that no, they're not -really- gay, they're just the wrong gender, and all they have to do is take some pills and grow some tits and they'll still be straight.  And furries being largely idiots in such matters leads to a high percentage of doing it wrong.


Edit: is this your first thread because it's a pretty great thread so far.

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2008, 05:13:41 pm »
Okay, but realistically, there are a few good reasons.  Furry tends to pick up the kids who are counterculture for the sake of being counterculture.  Most new members of furry are still working through high school, which is an arena where it's way easier to find a heterosexual relationship.  Kids strike out with the girls a couple times or have a bad relationship, they decide to swear off females and join the radical/intellectual/oh-so-superior and open-minded cult of the homo.  It makes you different, you know, and special.  Like being a raver or atheist.  And there are thousands more out there on the Internet who'll tell them just how special they all are together.  Many gay furries are virgins, thus their sexuality is honestly somewhat null.  This group is the one that hasn't really met any furries IRL but would really like to because man, they are so in tune and honest.

In other cases... when a furry joins the average community someone pretty quickly asks him if he's gay.  If he answers negative the others will peer pressure peer pressure if you were gay we could be really close friends, snuggles, scritches.  Okay, the furry decides he kind of likes being hugged and ooh that grope felt nice, he decides that maybe he is a naughty boy, hee hee a little alcohol, and it just naturally wanders into getting fucked.  He then might seek out more of the same attention and encourage others to claim homosexuality.  I don't believe many furries are subconsciously desperate and feeling I MUST FUCK SOMETHING, ANYTHING.  They're just led on by people who are already gay and far too friendly.  This is the group that has been social with real furries for quite some time, gone to conventions and all.

And the preponderance of pretend homosexuality in art and games, hell, that's just people thinking it doesn't mean anything (it doesn't) to have a character drawn gay with a buddy's or to roleplay out a gay relationship.  To them it all just means more friends and more popularity, yay!
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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2008, 06:05:11 pm »
Oh hai look guys, Kindrift hits it on the head... and what else is new.

Also remember furry is known for being gay, so it attracts gay elements outside of furry. Specifically, it has been described to me as a step up from the gay club scene by many older guys who came in for the toon ass. Namely, it is yes, more attention-lasting. You can rim someone in a pride parade but nobody will recall your name or draw you a momento for it, and you don't have to be a 20-pound-underweigh fag who knows how to half-dance and act snotty to be an active member.

Also, it's a fair deal better than the closeted middle-class gay scene, I know that much.

So why are fags in furry? Same reasons Mexicans are in California. They were there first, they have established culture there, and damnit, it sure beats being where they came from. Simple enough?
« Last Edit: June 09, 2008, 07:31:25 pm by LordNagetiere »
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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2008, 07:47:44 pm »
All of these answers are Goddamn spectacular

I'm really glad to see that people have considered some of my theories as well

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 02:54:29 pm »
    You know those christian jihadist crazies who believe in GAY RECRUITMENT and all that crazy shit?

    Furry is their worst nightmare MADE FLESH
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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 10:40:06 pm »

    You know those christian jihadist crazies who believe in GAY RECRIUTMENT and all that crazy shit?

    Furry is their worst nightmare MADE FLESH

Cut that out, you're filling my head with dreams of a Furry Convention and a Conservative Christian Weekend Retreat being scheduled at the same hotel.

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 12:15:13 am »
Cut that out, you're filling my head with dreams of a Furry Convention and a Conservative Christian Weekend Retreat being scheduled at the same hotel.

On that day, I will laugh as something will undoubtedly happen that will cause a great many laughs to be had.

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 03:40:32 pm »
Cut that out, you're filling my head with dreams of a Furry Convention and a Conservative Christian Weekend Retreat being scheduled at the same hotel.

You joke, I recall being told one con (I think MFM) was sceduled on the tail end of a religious conference. There was only like a day of overlap, but apparently the two camps stayed far FAR away from one another.

We can dream though.
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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 09:51:16 am »
Clearly, we need to host a radical Baptist convention in town this weekend, on the opposing side of the convention center from Anthrocon.

I can pack up some gear and 4473s, and we can sell arms to both sides. Whatdya say?

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2008, 02:21:50 am »
Okay, but realistically, there are a few good reasons.  Furry tends to pick up the kids who are counterculture for the sake of being counterculture.  Most new members of furry are still working through high school, which is an arena where it's way easier to find a heterosexual relationship.  Kids strike out with the girls a couple times or have a bad relationship, they decide to swear off females and join the radical/intellectual/oh-so-superior and open-minded cult of the homo.  It makes you different, you know, and special.  Like being a raver or atheist.  And there are thousands more out there on the Internet who'll tell them just how special they all are together.  Many gay furries are virgins, thus their sexuality is honestly somewhat null.  This group is the one that hasn't really met any furries IRL but would really like to because man, they are so in tune and honest.

In other cases... when a furry joins the average community someone pretty quickly asks him if he's gay.  If he answers negative the others will peer pressure peer pressure if you were gay we could be really close friends, snuggles, scritches.  Okay, the furry decides he kind of likes being hugged and ooh that grope felt nice, he decides that maybe he is a naughty boy, hee hee a little alcohol, and it just naturally wanders into getting fucked.  He then might seek out more of the same attention and encourage others to claim homosexuality.  I don't believe many furries are subconsciously desperate and feeling I MUST FUCK SOMETHING, ANYTHING.  They're just led on by people who are already gay and far too friendly.  This is the group that has been social with real furries for quite some time, gone to conventions and all.

And the preponderance of pretend homosexuality in art and games, hell, that's just people thinking it doesn't mean anything (it doesn't) to have a character drawn gay with a buddy's or to roleplay out a gay relationship.  To them it all just means more friends and more popularity, yay!

Exactly.

Believe it or not, there are straight furries. Not many, but there are. They're rare because of just what you described - the culture tends to make them that way because they're picked up before they've had a chance to explore their sexuality. Honestly it's a phenomenon I've seen again and again. If they're not gay, chances are they'll be bisexual. And as another pointed out, having lots of gay elements makes it that much more common that more gays will come. Birds of a feather...

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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2008, 01:27:19 pm »
Furry Digg has a story about how the users of fchan are so overwhelmingly gay.  The comments are good for a sigh.  :/
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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2008, 02:33:40 am »

   fchan IS gay, dude
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Re: The Overwhelming, smothering hold of Homosexuality on Furries
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2008, 08:39:39 pm »
You know those christian jihadist crazies who believe in GAY RECRIUTMENT and all that crazy shit?

Furry is their worst nightmare MADE FLESH
Cut that out, you're filling my head with dreams of a Furry Convention and a Conservative Christian Weekend Retreat being scheduled at the same hotel.
Considering what Evangelical Christianity have in common with furry fandom...

  • subgenres of better-known genres (general Christianity and sci-fi/cartoons respectively)
  • exploited by pandering artists/sellers/musicians/you name it for $$$
  • wanting in the worst way to make over the "secular" AKA "mundane" world in their own image
  • trying to make their very own Christianized/furryized versions of everything they come across (mostly offline for Evangelicals, mostly online for furries)

...I think it's just a matter of time before both strains merge!