Easily creepier than Trajan. Equivalent only in the man pooch department. Trajan can be a real jem at times, but where it's a babyfur vinyl suit or his infamous asshole-accessable velvet suit, Trajan always has the fun twing of white trash about him that just stands out. Usually in the form of wearing a highly expensive custom suit then putting the cheap-ass Iron-on 'Tuff puppy' tee over it.
On the other hand, the clown fucker looks like a professional. Professional freak.