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Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« on: May 22, 2008, 10:06:45 pm »
Consider one story written by FA user prollyoutriding88 entitled "A Day at Work" or "Charlie.doc" or "True story by Jason" in various places.  The prose is typical for a furry with a gallery full of Second Life beastiality:

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After I continued to stroke him his knot started to expand and he would arch his back and hump my hand so I slowed down, not wanting him to cum yet.  When I stopped he turned around and licked himself clean. While he did that I looked up the trail to make sure the home owner was not coming down the trail, not that she had a reason to. As soon as I turned my back on Charlie for a split second he came around to my side and attempted to mount me as I was still sitting on the ground.

Difference from usual textual sex is that the author states in several places that this really happened.  While on company time and marking buried utility lines on a customer's property he meets their yellow lab, Charlie, and his nine inch dick.  Handjobs occur, explicit oral action, and finally "I remembered he had cumed all over my back, luckily I keep an extra shirt in my truck so I changed."  So we have a signed testimonial from a furry that he had sex with a dog while working.  Now if only he'd posted something else in his gallery that would better identify him--


It doesn't get any more convenient than this.  Volunteer fire fighter Jason Culp of Trevilians, Virginia was listed on this members roster until this evening.  It seems an anonymous member of Lulz.net emailed the fire chief both the story and Culp's FA address.  Culp visited Lulz and posted (Morpheus is his furry/Second Life name) thus building on that pile of mistakes:

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I love how everyone does there research. First of all if you read the story, wich I took down, it has nothing to do with the firefighting at all, it was infact a different job. Second, the firefighting was not a "job" it was voulenteer. And last, for everyone thats screaming abuse, please explain to me how a dog humping you is abuse. There is no evidence of intercourse with the animal. Go up and get dinner from mommy and take it back to your basement room.

Lulz posters argued with him and themselves on through the night and well into next week over the morality of their actions, missing the point of the exercise rather soundly.  Images and the original story were deleted but they're all still floating around.

ETA: He's reposted the story and seems to take credit for the Lulz thread falling off the board and auto-deleting.  "I have lawsuits going for slander and copywrite infringement against the people that started it."
« Last Edit: June 14, 2008, 01:13:19 pm by Kindrift »
What if the pentagon has stored lost data of porn and yiff in it's data, has anyone over there saved about millions of porn data and art in it's computer drive? tell me more about the facts what they have in your opinions!

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Re: Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 11:31:20 pm »
He had to expect this was coming.  He HAD to.  He couldn't be that stupid, could he?

...oh, right, the whole dogfucking thing.  He IS that stupid.

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Re: Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2008, 12:33:51 am »
Quote from: Morpheus
I love how everyone does there research. First of all if you read the story, wich I took down, it has nothing to do with the firefighting at all, it was infact a different job.

Actually the idea of running into a burning building, getting distracted, and jerking off a dog inside is pretty hilarious.
paul> animal genitalia is just... no
Pancake> animal genitals are hot
paul> maybe in furry porn
paul> where they just have a massive human penis.
paul> but in real life it's always some weird shape or weird color.

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Re: Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2008, 06:57:05 am »
It would explain why so many firefighters die to save trapped dogs every year. The rescued women might not always put out through gratuity, but Fido does!
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Re: Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 09:55:52 am »
Apparently, claiming that you performed acts that are illegal in the USA does not put you "in violation of any of FurAffinity's rules".

But, (pulling up months-old links) complying with the license terms of GFDL and Creative Commons IS a violation of the AUP.
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Re: Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 02:25:28 pm »
Remember the rabbit guy on FA who waxed poetically at length in journals and "cub art" about having sex with his beloved pre-pubescent rabbit girl?  Who probably wasn't really underage?  What ever came of that?

Edit: Yeah, banned.  Hypocrisy much?
« Last Edit: June 14, 2008, 12:46:24 pm by Kindrift »
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Re: Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 12:27:12 am »
Apparently, claiming that you performed acts that are illegal in the USA does not put you "in violation of any of FurAffinity's rules".

But, (pulling up months-old links) complying with the license terms of GFDL and Creative Commons IS a violation of the AUP.

That's because furry art is a SERIOUS money-making BUSINESS and GFDLing or CCing your artwork is exactly like ART THEFT only to yourself and since you are the perpetrator of your own art theft you get banned.  Simple furry logic.


(Also, I fixed the url links in your post)

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Re: Volunteer Pet Handjob Department
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 01:59:40 am »
But, (pulling up months-old links) complying with the license terms of GFDL and Creative Commons IS a violation of the AUP.

That's some complete and utter bullshit right there.  But this is the FurAffinity Admin Action Team we're talking about here, so it's not exactly any big surprise.