Ha Ha Oh Wow by RojAdrik, from the deep and spiritual furry-for-life LJ comm
Open Paws.
Mobile fuck unit
RojAdrik hears a rumor that one of his more retarded dicking partners, the SN95 driving attention deficit
Frost, once screwed a furry who he knew was HIV positive. Without bothering to test himself Roj scratches together what cash he has and drives two hours up to last weekend's Morphicon with the intention of tracking Frost down and maturely settling the issue by yelling at him. This he gets
on video, marvel as a furry in a suit and afro wanders around whining at another furry.
Frost: "Yeah, you know, I'm gonna have you removed from the con tomorrow don't worry about it."
Roj: "Do it. If I test positive,-
Frost: "BYE!"
Roj: "-you have no idea what's going to happen to you."
Frost: "You're dead to me anyways!"
They fucked each other back in Februrary and since then it that seems their relationship has fallen apart. Nothing apparently comes of this confrontation and the convention is probably a loss, presuming Roj tells the truth. Presuming again that he didn't actually have a good time drinking and fucking around with friends at the convention (what's with the suit?) and that he really was there out of his way and for serious business only. He settles this by posting Frost's contact and RL information.
He lives in Butler with pilotwolf and two(?) other idiots, one being Pilotwolf's mate or ex mate Karl and Frosts newest sex buddy, being a rabbit that has recieved HPV from Frost's Ex, paintedtiger. ... Until then, I'm checking myself into the local hospital to keep myself from going out and taking care of this myself, because I have more than enough gas to make it to Butler, PA.
He closes by claiming he's off to the hospital to get tested for the HIV, demands others do the same, and promises that if he comes back positive he is going to bring legal fury down on Frost. Waiting with bated breath: he has legal recourse if Frost knew he had HIV, but threats of prison and violence are just so beautifully scene. You have to sympathize with someone in his alleged situation, but my sympathy carries only so far before I have to call him on being the walking living mistake that he is. You have to be a special kind of someone to upset the babyfurs, the Nazifurs, the dramawhores, and practically the entire rest of the Internet.
ETA: He's a Nazifur, but when he was a babyfur? That was just a
social experiment. Yeah, that's my excuse for going to furry conventions year after year. We'll see what else is also a social experiment.
