http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8731370/FM founder/wizard, S'A'Alis has terminal liver cancer, and Jim Groat is there...
...after bumming money off people to get there in the first place...
...and finding a way to make the event ultimately about himself as usual: "I was also the FM representative, passing the wishes and thoughts from those on FM who wanted to convey their messages." Why do I suspect that he's already got a memorial drawing all ready to go on his webpage?
Seriously, Jim, I'd pray that when JT dies, you might get his sense of dignity, class, and tact in the will, but I'm afraid that you'd soon have it on your dealers table, along with the 25 year old copies of Morphs, the yellowing photocopies of your vanity webcomic, the moth-ridden t-shirts that you've been carting around since the 90s, and your sob story of the month. If anything, once Rebekah serves his ass with divorce papers, it'll make great popcorn fodder to watch the FA blogs and begfests fly...
