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Via Fark and other "weird fucking shit" websites.  A legal case has come to trial in the UK concerning Christopher Monks, aka Rox-Yin, and Shaun Skarnes, aka "Kira".  Court testimony claims that in Februrary, Monks and Skarnes conspired to kill Monks' adoptive parents.  Monks is age 24, lives with his parents, and is of Clayton-le-Woods in Lancashire, near Preston.  Skarnes is age 19 and of Ellesmere Port, in Cheshire.  Monks met Skarnes over a furry roleplaying site and asked Skarnes to enter his house and kill his parents.  Monks promised that Skarnes could bite his penis off as a reward.  However, Skarnes was subdued as he attempted to attack.  Welcome to furry.

[Prosecutor Dennis Watson QC] told the jury: "It may seem extreme that he wanted his penis bitten off, but there is ample evidence from websites he visited and conversations with Shaun Skarnes that this was a deeply held interest and one he found sexually stimulating."

"It seems that Skarnes was to receive no money for killing Mr and Mrs Monks but the prospect of biting off Monks' penis. This was the climactic act of the conspiracy.

Monks' DA profile states, "Unless you have nothing to loose... Think before you do anything you may regret."

Looks like someone didn't know the proper protocol for Internet Murder Pacts is to burn 'em in a van.

And now there's a whole new layer to Rammstein's Mein Teil.

And the trolling has already begun on his FurAffinity account.

EDIT: And Kira/Kyra had one, too.