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FA Obsession Collection / Furry's favorite rapist wants to fix FA

« on: December 24, 2013, 12:12:08 am »

No, really:



Didn't he come up with something like this before? What the hell is going on here? Who the fuck is this "small team"?

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Scandal! / so apparently dave hopkins has a 400+ page hate tumblr

« on: April 07, 2012, 12:19:21 am »

i am quite late to the party

Everyone is by now familiar with Hopkins, his awful writing, and his lack of drawing skills. The vast majority of the minor squabbles he's gotten tangled in over the past decade have been utterly forgettable. He's creepy, his comic is creepy, people love him anyway. Par for the course, right? There's no point in raining on that particular parade unless something really bad is happening, is there?

Well, starting in late 2010 someone started a tumblr archive containing the worst of Hopkins's artistic excesses (i.e. all of them and then some), along with all of the re-edits that have been posted to the various chanboards.

Everything goes as normal until March of this year. That is when they find (or decide to reveal) the most explosive dirt. Turns out that Hopkins has had a downright abusive and dangerous relationship with his wife, and it's been toxic since long before they were even married. She called Loveline for some manner of advice back in 2001, and seemingly only now have they managed to dig up the actual audio of the call and make a transcript. As you can guess, the long-term results of the call were not exactly constructive.

I'm not sure why this info is suddenly public (or rather, why all the dots have suddenly been connected) after ten years*. For all we know, two and two were likely put together pretty much the second the show was aired, with all the commentary on the subject memory-holed completely - only to be rediscovered a decade later. It doesn't really matter.

Whoever is behind this blog believes that they have managed to redirect their atrocity tourism operation into a noble but naive attempt at intervention that is almost certainly doomed to failure. I guess I can identify with that. But I hope for their sake that they're sharp enough to realize that the furries will give no fuck in the end. The fact that they're shocked that there are otherwise ok-seeming people tolerating Hopkins's shit kind of shows how green they are when it comes to the field of furries behaving badly.

(*at this rate i look forward to 2028, when someone integrates a 300-datapoint cyberneurojournal about adam wan)

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Article Discussion / FEBUARY 15, 2012: 12/16 PART 1: ONE YEAR LATER

« on: February 15, 2012, 03:19:50 pm »

Well, it's finally up. An article about the biggest furry scandal in years, and it took way the fuck too long to write about. I'm not even sure it SHOULD be written about, but here it is nonetheless.

I'm sure there are a number of fuckups in there, if you find any be sure to point them out.

Also see: the original thread.

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Scandal! / Sibe arrested yet again

« on: July 25, 2011, 09:04:44 pm »

There is no press release, and one is probably unlikely. Charges listed:

    ORS.163.445 - SEXUAL MISCONDUCT
    ORS.163.575 - ENDANGER WELFARE OF MINOR
    ORS.163.575 - ENDANGER WELFARE OF MINOR
    ORS.163.195 - RECKLESSLY ENDANGERING
    ORS.163.195 - RECKLESSLY ENDANGERING
    ORS.163.415 - SEXUAL ABUSE III
    ORS.163.415 - SEXUAL ABUSE III
    ORS.163.435 - CONTRIB SEX DELIQ OF MINOR
    ORS.163.435 - CONTRIB SEX DELIQ OF MINOR

Nothing else is known about what happened. All we have right now is rampant speculation and saber-rattling, which is par for the course with anything having anything to do with the man. Watch this space!

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Scandal! / Another con, another zoophile outed

« on: June 23, 2011, 11:39:55 pm »

NOTE: ALL LINKS NWS

So FA user BarkWoof is away at AC. During the last few hours, someone - most likely a roommate or ex or ex-roommate - gained access to her home computer* and used it to access her FA account. This unknown party then uploaded at least one nude photo of her, along with a journal that contained links to several chatlogs, and a link to a pornographic video of her having sex with a dog - all presumably spirited from her home machine.

As zoophile outings go, this was a pretty nasty inside job. Whoever it was that did this seemed less concerned about the homegrown bestiality porn and more focused on the photos and chatlogs**. He seemed more concerned that she was allegedly type-cheating with other furries, which is only interesting so far as it gives some clue as to the identity of the person who did this.

The big questions: Is the video still admissible as evidence? Who broke into/stole her machine? Most importantly, where is the dog in the video - is he safe?


*or maybe someone at AC stole her laptop? WHO KNOWS
**You may notice that one of the chatlogs involves Snoww/SnoWolf - one of EbonLupus's former fuckbuddies. I guess you really CAN play Six Degrees Of Mr. Hands with these people!

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Scandal! / The worst bestiality case to hit furry yet

« on: June 09, 2011, 02:04:07 am »

Well, I didn't want to say anything until either the news finally hit the local papers (it hasn't yet) or the trial got underway (there is no trial date set yet). But fuck it, the cat's been out of the bag since the Lulz thread that got posted a month ago. And it's really out of the bag since the case is now the subject of a massive furrydrama_2 post.

This case has been going on for a while now. Around this time last year, a friend of mine discovered an individual by the name of PJ "Krypto1701" Bowers. He had suspicious postings in his FA journal about two dogs of his (a male and a female German Shepherd that were brother and sister) that died recently, referring to them as his "mates" and so forth. It was creepy, and it followed the dogfucker-gushing-over-dog-photos-on-FA pattern to a T. So we went digging.

We didn't have to dig very far. One Google search turned up an RL name, a photo, and most importantly, his BeastForum account. Poking through that revealed at least 30 pictures of him assaulting the very same dogs he was talking about on FA.

It also revealed that the female dog was put down because she suffered from terminal pyometra (which she got because she was unfixed and got a vaginal infection - no points are awarded for figuring out how that happened). The male was put down shortly afterward, possibly due to prostate issues.

We then decided that we were going to take the lessons learned in the Javachickn incident to heart. We only told a select few people, and we kept all mention of the case off of public forums. (Amazingly, nobody else noticed Krypto's antics until the first Lulz thread dropped a month or two ago.)

Shortly after the initial discovery, we sent all of the information we had on him to the Richland County Humane Society. They then got in touch with the Sheriff's department and together they began monitoring Krypto's activities. The monitoring ramped up after he started volunteering at another nearby animal shelter (the Richland County Dog Warden). Roughly two weeks after he adopted an animal from the facility (a medium-size dog by the name of Aurora), he was arrested - the police used him posting on FA about the new dog as a means of tying his online identity to his real identity.

The dog was seized during the arrest. She was examined by a veterinarian, and evidence of sexual abuse was found.

Bowers had this dog for two weeks. I guess nobody thought that he'd start abusing a dog that he only had for a week or so. That was news to me when I first read the FD_2 post earlier today and I am kind of incredibly fucking disgusted. As is everyone else who was involved.

All things considered, it's kind of a miracle that things got this far. It's ironic, really: Someone molests a dog in a part of the country where people are so nutty about animal rights they want to eliminate the word "pet" and walks. But someone buggers a dog over in a part of Middle Goddamn America where there are no explicit anti-bestiality laws and he gets the book thrown at him.

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Article Discussion / May 26, 2011: WE MUST CATCH THAT MAN, HE REALLY IS A SHIT

« on: May 26, 2011, 10:12:38 pm »

EbonLupus was the ultimate dogfucking demagogue. He popped up in any internet community that would have him, spreading risque artwork and advocating for those who have sex with animals. His exploits earned him a level of infamy within furry that is hard to match, even today.

See also: the old thread.

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News Media / A fucking amazing Flayrah post

« on: April 01, 2011, 01:14:53 am »

The post itself is not what's incredible - the comments are what make it incredible.

It's incredible because Mark Merlino and Rod O'Riely show up. Public internet posts from them are very, very rare nowadays, and they proceed to get into an (almost unheard of) argument with the two or three Beardo Generation luminaries who show up to call them out on their shit.

It's a series of massive walls of text, but they're all required reading because they shed brand new light on furry's troubled beginnings.

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Fuck-Awful Art / "Fursona—The Definitive Guide to Creating Anthropomorphic Characters"

« on: March 09, 2011, 08:10:50 pm »

Here's another furry attempt to get their wackiness off of Telnet and onto the tabletop:

http://paizo.com/store/games/roleplayingGames/p/pathfinderRPG/skortchedUrfStudios/v5748btpy8j2r

I don't play tabletop RPGs, so much of this goes over my head. Apparently it's an extension to the Pathfinder system or whatever. Just read the review, it's the best part. Here's a snippet:

...Fursona is a game that is very much 'By Furries, For Furries.' The very writing style and content of the book help perpetuate the sexual stereotypes of the furry fandom, but it also has enough rules to help a Dungeon Master out if they have a character that absolutely must play a bipedal nine-tail fox. Get it if you need it, avoid it if you don't. But if you do pick it up, be warned that you'll have to sift through the less desirable options built for the less desirable crowd in order to get the best out of your purchase.

Unless you're someone who must play as yourself in the pathfinder world 'tragically' stuck in the body of a nine-tailed fox who gains sexual-based diplomacy bonuses. In that case have at it; just please don't ever play at my table.

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News Media / Portal Of Evil is gone.

« on: February 16, 2011, 10:44:02 pm »

Chet finally pulled the trigger a few days ago. I don't know what to say, really.

The site has been dead for a good five years or more; all activity was pretty much relocated to spinoff sites poe-news and poetv many many years ago. Nobody actually makes personal sites anymore and sticks to blogs and social networking, so you could say that Portal Of Evil proper (people there call it "PoE-Red" now) had been rendered unable to deal with the modern internet's weirdness ever since.

What kind of makes me angry about this is that there was no real warning that this was going to happen. Worse, efforts to archive the site's content are being actively discouraged, and may possibly even be prevented.

This sucks because the site was a valuable window into what atrocity tourism used to be like. Portal Of Evil was civil and respectful compared to everything (say, Encyclopedia Dramatica, or /b/) that came after it. As nasty as it could get on the inside, posters there were actively prohibited from giving out people's personal information and contacting site owners directly. This behavior is now encouraged and rewarded by the Anonymous crowd.

PoE may have been dead for years, but now it's shambling corpse, the only reminder to the rest of the world that things were once done differently, is finally gone.

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FA Obsession Collection / OFFICIAL FURILEAKS THREAD

« on: December 18, 2010, 12:19:38 am »

Well, I guess we can all start by officially calling for Dragoneer's resignation. As retarded as that sounds. Because god fucking DAMN.

The genie's out of the bottle. An admin account has been compromised and the PMs of several key users and administrators are out there. The PM dump for Dragoneer alone is FIFTY MEGABYTES IN SIZE. There's a mountain of Very Bad Shit in there. People will be poring over it for weeks if not months if not years.

The stuff that is coming out is jaw-dropping. Absolutely jaw-dropping. There WILL be real-world consequences for this and they will NOT be pretty.

I honestly don't give a shit about the person who did this because it was going to happen sooner or later. FA set itself up as a big fucking target and the blame for that goes DIRECTLY on the shoulders of Princess Piche and the company he keeps.

As furry scandals go this is pretty bad. Probably the worst in a very, very long time. The amount of trust that was put into the site is absolutely heartbreaking. FA is done. History. There is no coming back from this.

And you know what? Good. Motherfucking. Riddance.

FUCK You, Sean Piche. You rapist-defending, zoophile-sheltering piece of SHIT. People trusted you with some very personal, highly important things. We all put SOME level of trust in you to keep things fucking competent enough to stop an obvious attack like this, and you have FAILED MISERABLY.

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Scandal! / and he only had to make a dog dong out of snow in his yard for people to notice

« on: December 12, 2010, 12:38:53 am »

The latest in the eternal parade of practicing zoophiles to be outed in furry is FA user furrylupus.

It all started when he posted a picture of a snow sculpture of a dog dong he made to his FurAffinity (submission is deleted, but cap is here).

Lulz.net gets wind of it and pretty much immediately realizes that he has a Beastforum account and a gazillion pictures of him raping his dog. (WARNING: SOME OF THESE PICTURES ARE REPOSTED IN THE LULZ.NET THREAD.)

He has, of course, been reported to the authorities.

The local Wisconsin Humane Society doesn't seem to have Humane Agents or any cruelty investigators of it's own; they ask that all animal cruelty reports be made directly to the police. The lulz.net thread mentions going through web e-mail forms to contact the authorities. Doesn't fill me with confidence; I'd like to have better confirmation. Time is precious because EVERYTHING is now out in the open.

I do have to say that lulz is being MUCH more proactive here than it ever has been. I'm serious; lulz.net used to be festering with zoos and there were at one point threads where beastiality porn was traded openly.

Of course, those zoos probably haven't gone anywhere and are probably busy helping this furrylupus dude hide evidence or whatever (or, far more likely, laughing at his stupidity). He was at AC and MFF this year, and the people on lulz are already looking at some of his friends as possible secondary targets.

The last of the pictures seem to be from 2009; the man's address is not known and neither is the current status of his dog. You'll note in the original submission that started this mess that he claims to not even own a dog.

That's what really scares me - anything could have happened to that dog between then and now.

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Scandal! / DickBitchMolly can't control his horny level

« on: December 03, 2010, 02:06:16 am »

I've recently been forwarded a private message that Dickbitchmolly has sent to several specially-targeted FA users:

Hey, been following you for a while and always thought you seemed pretty badass. Long story short, im just trying to ask around for this project I'm trying to get off the ground. Basically I'm trying to get chicks here on FA to make out with dogs. Just a whole bunch of hot chicks tongue kissing dogs, itll be fucking awesome. It sounds weird as fuck, but there's this really awesome, erotic quality to it that I think is really poetic yet sensual at the same time. It's pretty obvious you're into art, and I thought you might be great for it since the artistic aspect is a whole lot of the appeal. Most of the girls that do this aren't very attractive, so I think a chick like you could make something really amazing.

Obviously you'd be paid for it, and any videos or pictures you send to me would be kept strictly confidential, so would you be up for helping me out with this sometime? If not, that's totally fine. I generally pay about $10 per minute of video to start out, and it goes up from there depending on how good it is. Tongue contact and in-mouth licking are key, as are good lighting, sound, etc. Here's a quick vid to show you kind of what its about.

He's also made a journal about it*, but it's kind of beyond the pale and creepy to the max that he's going door to door with this shit. Fuck, there's a shout right there on his page that says he's been at this for at least 8 months. What the hell?

Making out with a dog is just... odd and creepy. It's almost in the same borderline territory that mating videos are and just.. ugh. I ordinarily would give no fuck, but asking random people to do it out of the blue is kind of crossing a line.

So.. who else is he pulling this crap on?

*cap of journal is here.

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Other Topics / Blast from the (dog)fuckin' past

« on: October 31, 2010, 02:06:27 am »

After reading about Manawolf's younger sister escaping her older sibling's shadow and growing up to become incredibly successful, I decided to try and figure out what happened to Manawolf herself. After all, 8 years is a pretty fucking long time. Since her sister completely turned her life around, I wondered if Manawolf had gone through a similar change.

She has almost no online presence now, or so I thought. Her LJ is abandoned, and she's completely inactive on all furry sites.

On a whim I checked for signs of her in some... less reputable places. Furry has always suffered tremendously from dogfucker infiltration, but as of late it's gotten a lot worse. I wondered if there were any posts from the dogfuckers themselves talking about how she helped to hold the door open for them all those years ago. Searching for her on Zetaforum revealed paydirt:





As you can see, she hasn't changed a bit. Still supporting the dogfuckers, still convinced that giving them aid and comfort was the right thing to do. And the furries are suffering the consequences of her actions to this day.

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Scandal! / Dogfucker makes map of "safe" states, causes shitstorm

« on: October 30, 2010, 04:43:33 pm »

Random furtard Kardas decided to make a journal/submission early this morning that consists of a map listing the US beastiality laws by state. It is drawn from a dogfucker's point of view:

Blue -- Explicitly Legal

Green -- Technically Legal

Yellow -- Illegal, Misdemeanor/Minor Punishment

Orange -- Illegal, Unknown Punishment

Red -- Illegal, Felony/Major Punishment

Purple -- Unknown Legality

I downloaded a labeled white map and photoshopped a color-code onto it regarding the legality of intimate relations between a human and animal in North America (US, Mexico, Canada), and also Russia is in in the Alaska box there so I looked them up too. Is it just me or is there an uncomfortable amount of red and yellow on this map?

The resulting shitstorm only lasted around two hours before the submission was deleted. Fortunately there is a cap.

Look through the screencap and you'll notice that Kardas here all but admits to actually assaulting an animal:



This should be grounds for an instantaneous, no-questions-asked permaban. But not so, according to withchiebunny on fd_2:


The bit about the warnings is apparently Dragoneer's idea, and she said to take it up with him directly once he gets back from Furfright or something.

This is not acceptable.

Zero tolerance means no warnings.

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Other Topics / SHORTBUS TURF WAR

« on: September 13, 2010, 05:24:10 pm »

So Watch Your Step just put out a new mission statement:

I want WYS and it's staff to be a number of things. I want us to be the honest ones, the truth seekers. I want WYS to be the ones that educate you, that warn you, that encourage you. I want this site to be the one that makes you think, that makes you speak up, that makes you ask questions, that makes you realize you do have a voice and all you have to do is use it.

So that's the direction this site will be heading in.

We will always be the ones to call "bullshit". But that isn't our main goal anymore. We've grown too large. It's too easy for a mentality to start that I don't want to see happen. I don't want us to be the drama mongers, the ones that you're forever looking over your shoulder for. That isn't what I want to be known for, what I don't want this site to become known for.

Uh-huh. For those who haven't been keeping up on the recent events that have rocketed Watch Your Step to the spotlight, check out the thread about the recent incident that nearly took out e621.

As you can see, Watch Your Step's goal of calling bullshit on people is far from achieved, seeing as how it has just taken part in unloading quite a massive pile of the ol' warm and brown. Instead of condemning both sides for the snafu, they use it is a launching point to promote themselves and their own agenda.

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Scandal! / Blazger revealed to have string of underaged boyfriends

« on: May 21, 2010, 01:56:58 am »

So after allegations fly around that random turbofaggot Blazger had a string of extremely underage boyfriends (ranging from 14-17 years of age) during his mid-twenties, he gets the brilliant idea of admitting to all of it in his MURR INFINITY journal. He is now banned, and has apparently been reported to the cops if this comment is to be believed.

How far the case will go is up for debate, but either way this could be potentially sort of big I guess.

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Article Discussion / May 29, 2010 : ANGRY ABOUT FURRIES

« on: March 29, 2010, 02:39:56 pm »

The Chewfox Incident and it's unfolding follow-up once again reveal that the furries have no clue whatsoever how to deal with the real world.

Also check out the other thread.

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Other Topics / The existence of furries predicted in 1958

« on: February 21, 2010, 12:34:55 pm »

From here:

THE STORY: Oliver is being groomed by his in-laws for a position in the family business: banking. Shy and ineffectual under ordinary circumstances, Oliver discovers that he can be bold and independent when wearing the dog costume he had acquired for a masquerade ball. Donning it on the proper occasions, he can even outface his in-laws. They, in turn, are appalled at the thought of Oliver's wearing the dog suit in public. When he wears it to work at the bank he's told he must choose between the dog suit and his job. To his delight, he discovers that his wife is as bored with their stuffy life as he is, and they suddenly decide to head for the great woods of Oregon, where Oliver can pursue his dream of being a tree surgeon. The in-laws are shocked, except for one: As Oliver leaves, his brother-in-law takes over the dog suit, and another hilarious rebellion is apparently on its way.

OK, so it's not totally related to modern furry fetishism, but it's got the same eerily prophetic feel that that Monty Python sketch "The Mouse Problem" did, and that's something.

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Scandal! / post in this thread every time uncle kage goes on a drunken power trip

« on: February 03, 2010, 01:40:03 am »

PRAWST, someone who was always kind of a butthole, has now been elevated to martyr status for pissing off Samuel "Uncle Kage" Conway, the AnthroCon supreme leader.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1185716/

It seems that he posted something to YouTube that seriously pissed Conway off. This resulted in a lifetime ban from the event.

Pretty much business as usual for AC, but it's been said that PRAWST let slip some things to a reporter that would have been severely damaging to the convention. (As you may already know, AC has always been notoriously touchy about dealing with the media.) Given that Conway has a closet full of skeletons roughly the size of those hangars used to house 1930s-era dirigibles, it's anyone's guess as to what PRAWST might have told the reporter that caused the ban.