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Scandal! / Re: Countdown until Groat starts threatening suicide for attention?

« on: June 18, 2014, 03:45:21 pm »

Has he tried to launch himself a Patreon yet?

It sounds to me like he'll be launching himself out a window before he does that.

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Weasyl Wankfest / Re: Weasyl prioritizes infrastructure overhaul while usage drops

« on: June 11, 2014, 08:24:08 pm »

I don't really give much of a shit about Weasyl or the discussion about it (which explains why I'm just now seeing this post), but I'm interrupting the thread to mention that I love Achewood.

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Other Topics / Re: AdventureCru buddy/con slut finds vivisector too difficult to sign up for

« on: November 01, 2013, 07:50:14 pm »

Google.  It's fucking AMAZING.

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Other Topics / Re: A Eulogy for Lulz.net

« on: September 03, 2013, 02:14:26 pm »

Look out, kids; we got a try-hard here.

I'd photoshop up an award for worst troll since cigarskunk but :effort:

I stole your award, fuck...

You're not very good at this "trolling" thing, are you?

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Scandal! / Re: Bad Dragon bad PR on twitter or "Rubber dog vagina maker in misogyny row"

« on: March 19, 2013, 06:32:47 pm »

Could've been worse.  At least the punchline wasn't "ground up and in the freezer". 

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News Media / Re: Yet another vehicular death

« on: February 21, 2013, 07:53:51 am »

I'm with Camellia. There's no controversy, no mystery, he didn't die doing anything furry, he hasn't been featured on Viv before...

This sort of thing belongs on the "furry" "news" "sites".

Funny that you mention that, since this thread was posted in a subforum called News Media.

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Scandal! / Re: Naylor and Zaush find sexual harassment lulztastic

« on: June 24, 2012, 10:20:17 am »

So Zaush is not only pooh-poohing somebody else's claim that they were sexually harassed, he's still trying to justify being a rapist himself. 

Classy guy, that Adam Wan...

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Other Topics / Re: 2 Gryphon Is Engaged, you guys

« on: June 22, 2012, 09:37:45 pm »

Well, in fairness they disallowed marriage at Anthrocon years ago, so it's the next best thing.

It happened this year in the Artists' and Dealers' reception, too. All of a sudden, clapping. (I guess the four types of cheese and the chocolate brownies put people in a good mood.)

The thought of approximately 1000 people caring (let alone being overjoyed) that some nerdy looking quote-unquote comedian with purple glasses proposed to some likely equally-nerdy looking guy at a furry convention and OMG HE SAID YES YOU GUYS isn't really "the next best thing" to anything at all.

2 is an attention whore, and his John list probably covers 75% of the fandom.  I'll never understand that.

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Scandal! / Re: "Furlaxation" convention chair a registered sex offender

« on: April 22, 2012, 08:30:20 pm »

This is one such case where I was victim of a corrupt police department and those who know me have seen the proof of it.

Has a chimo ever NOT tried to use that line to defend himself? 

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FA Obsession Collection / Re: Thank You, Fur Affinity!

« on: April 02, 2012, 06:55:25 pm »

I just wanted to be the first to thank Fur Affinity and it's administrator Sciggles for working tirelessly to remove all traces of the abomination the kids are calling (According to the Schenectady Sheriff's Department "Parental Action Alert" flyer sent to High School parents) "Mary Jane", the "funny stuff", the "giggle weed", the "Indiana hay", the "Wacky Tobaccy", or more commonly known as "marajuana" from their web-site. I've been informed that not only are images being deleted, but users who make references "hinting the use of illegal substances" are banned for a whole week! Victory!

I can now rest easy at night knowing that my children will not accidentally stumble upon images depicting anthropomorphic animals or even people who might be "lighting up" or "smoking a bowl" of the "Laughing Grass" amongst the heaps and piles of images depicting rape, torture, bestiality, scat, used diapers, blood, two men having relations, ads for Bad Dragon, references to pedophilia, My Little Pony, alcohol use, murder, gore, castration, and everything else that isn't pleasing to our LORD and Savoir Jesus Christ.

As a mother, I appreciate that FurAffinity is trying to keep the site safe for young eyes. Implying underage drinking is one thing, but when it comes to drugs, those things are NO GOOD.

So thank you, FA. We at the Concerned Conservative Mothers Association have talked, and we will be sending you a Silver Bible Award for Protecting Young Minds from Artwork Depicting Harmful Smokeable Substances.

Who the fuck do you think you are? SERIOUSLY???

A. Parental blocks are an amazing thing.
B. Stay off FA if you REALLY hate what's on it.
C. WE'RE FURRIES!!! GET IT?! DO I REALLY HAVE TO SAY MORE!?

Oh man you nailed her ass hardcore.

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Fuck-Awful Art / Re: furries.jpg

« on: March 27, 2012, 10:42:38 pm »

https://d.facdn.net/art/mattfolx/1332567801.mattfolx_012.jpg

Wispy facial hair: Check
Awful waistcoat: Check
Furry badges: Check*
Tail: Ohyepcheck.

*

Code: [Select]

My buttons say:
-International Pot Smoker Local 420
-Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck
-Feeling Foxy
-I <3 nothing
-Animal Nation: Totally Fuckable
-MattFolx: Crazy like a Fox, Is a wolf too
FURRIES DOT JAYPEG

Is it just me or has being a highly outspoken stoner become the new black among furries?

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Fuck-Awful Art / Re: furries.jpg

« on: March 16, 2012, 09:06:43 pm »

On that note, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Equestria Daily have both been nominated for the 2011 Ursa Major Awards.

So that thing above your post is one of those?

I really couldn't tell.

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FA Obsession Collection / Re: 7 Years of Highly Defective People

« on: February 22, 2012, 07:16:32 am »

Protip for Dragoneer: Trying to get better at making PR speeches to make everybody feel better about the complete and utter mismanagement of FA  won't actually improve the site itself.  You have to make a genuine effort to do that. 

What amazes me isn't that Sean hasn't made a genuine effort to improve the site, it's that it seems so much like he's doing everything in his power to ensure that the site doesn't improve.

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FA Obsession Collection / Re: Another new UI preview

« on: February 05, 2012, 08:41:47 pm »

Looks familiar to another site kinda like that FA thingy as well.

http://dragoneer.furaffinity.net/fa_gallery_template.jpg
https://inkbunny.net/

Glad to see I'm not the only one who noticed the, uhhhhh, similarity.

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News Media / Re: Bad Dragon Seriously PR'd

« on: February 05, 2012, 08:30:15 pm »

What the fuck is it about being a furry-in-charge-of-a-thing that turns you into a shithead like this? Replace some names and this post might as well be in the FA subforum. Jesus.

This is what happens when people with no social skills whatsoever (furries) are charged with the task of doing something that requires social skills (public relations).

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News Media / Re: Xanth - Another furry arrested for bestiality

« on: January 25, 2012, 03:20:30 pm »

Which is the only way to get banned from FA.

There's a difference?

News to me.

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News Media / Re: Bad Dragon's Business License Revoked

« on: January 21, 2012, 08:36:48 pm »

Did one of their employees seriously change his legal name to Kamo Wolf?

When you're actually changing your legal name to that of your furry character, you know you're in way too deep to have any hope of leading a normal life.

What? Wolf is a common surname.

I'm aware of that, but Kamo is definitely not a common first name.  It's a business run by furries, and "Kamo Wolf" sounds like a typical fursona name, so I'm just wondering if that's what he actually did.

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News Media / Re: Bad Dragon's Business License Revoked

« on: January 20, 2012, 05:29:01 pm »

http://starpas.azcc.gov/scripts/cgiip.exe/WService=wsbroker1/names-detail.p?name-id=F15438049&type=CORPORATION

Did one of their employees seriously change his legal name to Kamo Wolf?

When you're actually changing your legal name to that of your furry character, you know you're in way too deep to have any hope of leading a normal life.

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News Media / Re: Bad Dragon's Business License Revoked

« on: January 18, 2012, 12:37:28 pm »

I don't know anything about Varka (I think that's the owner) and I've never met him, aside from a quick look at their products at the con. Would he be the kind of guy that one day just decides to take the money and run?

I know the answer to this, but because of a gentleman's agreement, I cannot divulge the details.

I'll take that as a "yes".

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News Media / Re: Furries on "Taboo"

« on: January 06, 2012, 03:29:45 pm »

And, of course, all the OMG THIS SOOOOO ISN'T WHAT FURRIES ARE whining in the comment section.